GeGeGeCraft Minecraft Server

Adventure, animated film, animation, classic anime, family friendly, folklore, GeGeGe no Kitaro, GeGeGeCraft, Ghosts, Good movie, japanese film, Japanese folklore, Kitaro series, Manga adaptation, Minecraft, mystery movie, Mystery of GeGeGe, Server, Spirits, Supernatural, The Birth of Kitaro, yokai, Yokai monsters

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7382
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Crops Grown:	5160
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in the middle of a battle between a herd of angry llamas and a gang of mischievous pigs. It was chaos, but oh so entertaining! And that’s just a taste of the crazy adventures you’ll have here.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground city filled with diamond-encrusted chickens who can grant you three wishes if you can find them. And let’s not forget about the legendary dance party that happens every full moon, where even the creepers bust a move.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you say “goddamn this is a good movie,” then look no further. Join us and prepare for the most wild and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

FrontierSMP

Balanced Economy, Biomes, Bosses, Challenges, community-driven, Custom Items, Custom terrain, Economy, Exploration, FrontierSMP, Loot, MCMMO, Mining, no pay to win, Pyrofarming, Pyrofishing, rail network, Shop, smp, Structures, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2423
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Animals Bred:	34
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6340	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	14

FrontierSMP Server Overview

Server IP	Play.FrontierSMP.net
Bedrock Crossplay Enabled Port	19132
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU
Wiki	https://docs.frontiersmp.net/
Version	1.21.1-1.21.3 (Playable on Latest Always)

Description: FrontierSMP is a Survival Minecraft server with the main focus of being a community driven server. Our main goal is to make it so that players have a challenge similar to vanilla Minecraft with multiple challenging factors, but also build around a community. You will find that teleporting is a luxury on Frontier along with varying difficulty throughout the world. Mobs are tougher than normal the further you go and there are bosses waiting around every corner. All 3 worlds have custom terrain with loot per player to promote exploration for all. Spawn can also be built on by anyone to drive traffic to a shop, rail network, or whatever your heart desires. At the end of it all, we aim to make a satisfying server that will last for years to come.

Main Features:

Custom Terrain: All three dimensions have custom terrain, biomes, and structures.
Towny: A key focal point to the server, promoting and enhancing the Towny experience.
Economy: Balanced economy with no crazy numbers.
Custom Items: Unique loot system with textured Weapons, Tools, and Armor.
PyroFishing & Farming: Favorite plugins to enjoy.
No Pay To Win: We do not support pay to win features.

FAQ

Q: Is the server compatible with Bedrock Edition?

A: Yes, the server is Bedrock Crossplay Enabled with port 19132 for Bedrock Edition players.

Q: Are there custom items on the server?

A: Yes, the server offers custom textured Weapons, Tools, and Armor for players to collect.

Q: Is there a town system on the server?

A: Yes, the server has Towny as a key feature to enhance the gameplay experience.

Q: Is the economy balanced on the server?

A: Yes, the server has put effort into balancing the economy to avoid extreme numbers in player balances.

Q: Can players build at spawn?

A: Yes, players can build at spawn to create shops, rail networks, or any desired structures to drive community interaction.

Mystic Dream Realms 1.21.3

1.21.3, Audience, Backlash, brand, Community, consumer behavior, criticism, Disappointment, dream, ENGAGEMENT, Fans, JPs, loyalty, Marketing, merch, misunderstanding, mystic, Outreach, Pandering, Promotion, Realms, Sales, Support, target audience

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6816
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s like, totally lit because they cater to all the JP fans out there. And get this, they won’t even try to sell you their merch! Like, what kind of server does that? It’s so wacky, you gotta see it to believe it. So, like, come join us and let’s have a crazy time together!

YouTube Pajeets Are Idiots Minecraft SMP

#youtube, comedy, CONTENT, controversial, Creators, culture, Entertainment, humor, idiots, Indian, insensitive, Minecraft, offensive, ONLINE, pajeets, satire, smp, social media, Stereotypes, trending, Video, viral

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1274
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Animals Bred:	109	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Are you tired of watching YouTube Pajeets fumble around in Minecraft like a bunch of noobs? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate place to show off your epic gaming skills and leave those Pajeets in the dust!

Join our server and become part of a community where the only rule is to outshine those Pajeets with your insane building skills and PvP prowess. We’ve had players defeat the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a stick, and another player who built a working roller coaster that goes straight to the Nether!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you in if you can beat them in a dance-off. Are you up for the challenge?

So what are you waiting for? Leave those YouTube Pajeets in the dust and join our Minecraft SMP for the ultimate gaming experience!

NoCheatersXmasDinner

Affair, Boyfriend, Cheating, christmas, Communication, counseling, couples, DAUGHTER, Decision making, Dinner, family, forgiveness, holiday, Invitation, Marriage, NoCheatersXmasDinner, ReBuilding, relationship, Support, third wheel, Trust

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8765
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4897
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server and escape the real world craziness! We’ve got a 56-year-old mom, a 60-year-old dad, a 30-year-old daughter named Kate, a 28-year-old son named Sam, and a 26-year-old daughter named Mary. But wait, there’s more – Kate’s boyfriend James is causing some serious drama with an online affair scandal! Will Kate forgive him and bring him to our Christmas Eve dinner? Join our server to find out and witness the wildest family dynamics in Minecraft history! Trust us, this server is more entertaining than any soap opera out there. So come on in and experience the drama, the tears, and the ultimate betrayal – all in the world of Minecraft!

BallzGoneMinecraftSMP

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2828
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
New Chunks Explored:	214304	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1184
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, let me tell you why you should totally hop on this crazy train. First of all, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest blocks and items. Like, we even have a diamond block throne for our leader, who is a literal Minecraft god. And get this, every full moon, we all gather around a campfire and tell ghost stories about Herobrine. It’s so spooky, bro.

But wait, there’s more! We have epic PvP battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can try to tame the legendary Ender Dragon and ride it into battle. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, but with way more explosions.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret society of villagers who can trade you anything your heart desires? Need a stack of emeralds? They got you covered. Want a pet zombie pigman? They can make it happen. It’s like having your own personal genie, but with a unibrow.

So, if you wanna join the most epic, insane, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP of all time, hit us up. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your balls hairless. Wait, what was the question again? Oh well, join us anyway!

BrokeBlockBuster

blockbuster, BrokeBlockBuster, challenge, Character development, creativity, film industry, Hollywood, imagination, Job, Main character, Movie, not rich, Pick, plot twist, poor protagonist, ruin, twist ending, Unconventional, unconventional protagonist, unexpected

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4336
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Dragons Tamed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	128
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Votes:	437

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where we specialize in ruining movies in the most ridiculous ways possible! Picture this: you’re playing on our server and suddenly the main character in a famous movie is no longer rich. Imagine Harry Potter living in a cardboard box under a bridge, or Tony Stark selling hot dogs on the street corner. The possibilities are endless and the laughs are guaranteed! Join us for a hilariously chaotic experience that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about your favorite films. Who needs Hollywood when you have our server to provide the ultimate movie makeovers?

Galactic Pathways Discovery

astronomers, Astronomy, Cosmic, cosmic connections, discovery, distant regions, Exploration, Extraterrestrial, Galactic, Galaxy, galaxy mapping, hidden network, interconnected, interstellar travel, pathways, research, scientific breakthrough, solar system, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4948
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Villages Defended:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Towns Built:	5	Farms Harvested:	885
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Yo, so like, picture this: you’re just chillin’ in your Minecraft world, mining some diamonds and stuff, when BAM! You stumble upon a secret network of pathways that lead to the far reaches of the galaxy! Like, what even?!

Join our server and explore these crazy pathways, meet aliens, and maybe even discover a new planet to call home. Who needs Earth when you can have your own intergalactic crib, amirite?

So come on, don’t be a square, join our server and let’s go on a wild space adventure together. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans we’ll get into out there in the cosmos. Let’s do this! 🚀🌌👽

UltraVanilla

Brewery, Community, Competitions, Creative Server, discord server, Events, Farms, Friendly, java, long term, minimal enhancements, old school, p2w, Projects, Ranks, Redstone, Server, small scale, smp, Stable Server, Technical, TOWN, UltraVanilla, Vanilla, Wiki

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8651
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8214	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Void Gems Collected:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

UltraVanilla Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	UltraVanilla
Founded	January 2019
Player Slots	30
Enhancements	Minimal enhancements to the core game
World Type	Survival
Server Address	play.ultravanilla.world

For more information and community discussions, visit the Discord or the Wiki.

FAQs

What is UltraVanilla?

UltraVanilla is a small-scale community Minecraft server with minimal enhancements to the core game. It promotes a tight-knit community feel with 30 player slots and a survival world.

What features does the server offer?

Dynmap
No map resets ever
Fast travel commands such as ‘/sethome’, ‘/home’, ‘/home bed’
Brewery plugin
Vanilla-friendly events and competitions
Time-based ranks

Are there any specific rules on the server?

No griefing
No stealing
No PVP without consent
No hacks or exploits
No graphic/gross NSFW

How can I join a town or contribute to community projects?

You can join a town by asking around or homestead your own place. Community projects are suggested and discussed on the discord, where anyone is free to contribute.

Vidya Boys Paradise 1.21.4

1.21.4, Boys, cute male characters, cute vidya boys, Gaming Community, male characters, male protagonists, male representation in video games, male video game characters, Opinions, opinions on male characters, Paradise, video game aesthetics, video game character design, Video game characters, video game community, Video game culture, video game discussion, video game discussion board, video game fandom, video game opinions, video game preferences, video games, vidya

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3397
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Chimeras Created:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12

OMG, this Minecraft server is like a magical land full of cute vidya boys running around! Join if you want to find your pixelated prince charming and live happily ever after in a blocky paradise! Plus, the creepers here are totally into fashion and will give you style tips while they explode! So come on, join now and let’s build a fabulous world together with our kawaii virtual boyfriends! #MinecraftLove #VidyaBoysGalore

Money Minecraft SMP Purposes

comfort, day to day life, financial comfort, Financial goals, financial independence, financial market, Financial Security, Financial Stability, Financial Success, House, life change, making money, MILLIONAIRE, Minecraft, MONEY, money management, purpose, purposes, Rich, SECURITY, smp, things to buy, wealth

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5675
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	341
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the SMP for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of the financial market in Minecraft!

Imagine making more diamonds than you can count, buying up all the enchanted gear you could ever dream of, and becoming the richest player in the game. But wait, there’s more!

On our server, being a millionaire isn’t just about having stacks of diamonds. It’s about living a life of luxury and excess. Want to buy a mansion, even though you already have a castle? Go for it! Want to fill your inventory with nothing but golden apples? Why not!

Join us on this wild ride of making money for the sake of it, with no purpose other than to flex on all the other players. Money may bring security and comfort, but on our server, it brings a whole lot more than that. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living the high life in Minecraft like never before!

SIL’s Cellphone Minecraft Server

aita, Angry, Arguing, awkward, BROKE, cellphone, charger, christmas, date, fair price, family, FIX, gift, GIFTED, IMPULSIVE, Minecraft, MONEY, new phone, not giving, offer, parents, Sell, Server, SIL, sils, SOLD, stealing

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	316
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Enchantments Applied:	65	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the power of re-gifting! Just like the OP in this wild story, we encourage you to sell any in-game items you received as gifts and keep half the profit for yourself. After all, who needs to follow traditional gifting etiquette in a virtual world?

Join us for a chance to experience the drama and chaos of family arguments over virtual possessions. Will you be the one to stand your ground like the OP, or will you give in to keep the peace like their dad suggested? The choice is yours on our server!

So come on over and join the fun – because in our Minecraft world, anything goes, even if it means making Christmas awkward with your virtual family members!

LesbianCraft: Babyshower Ruiner

acceptance, Babyshower, Boundaries, coming out, Communication, Community, discrimination, family, Identity, JEHOVAH’S WITNESSES, Lesbian, LesbianCraft, LGBTQ, ontario, outing, pride, relationships, Respect, RUINER, Self-expression, Support, Understanding

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5519
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	130	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Towns Built:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5705	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server and experience the wildest baby shower ever! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of Jehovah’s Witnesses start lecturing you on the sins of homosexuality. But don’t worry, we’ve got your back! With our supportive community, you can proudly proclaim your love for your girlfriend while dodging judgmental stares. Plus, who knows, you might even find a nice ‘brother’ to settle down with in our virtual world. So come join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience filled with unexpected twists and turns!

DeadlyCritter Minecraft SMP

dangerous animals, dangerous animals facts, dangerous animals in the world, dangerous animals list, dangerous creatures, dangerous insects, dangerous mammals, dangerous marine life, dangerous predators, dangerous reptiles, dangerous species, dangerous wildlife, deadliest animals, deadliest creatures, deadliest wildlife, DeadlyCritter, Minecraft, most dangerous animal, most dangerous animal in the ocean, most dangerous animal on earth, most dangerous animal to humans, smp, world

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1774
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Astral Projections Made:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that is more lit than a creeper explosion! Like, you gotta join because we have the most dangerous animals in the world roaming around, like killer bunnies that shoot lasers out of their eyes and zombie pigs riding on giant spiders. It’s like a zoo on steroids, bro!

But wait, there’s more! We have epic quests where you have to battle against evil chickens trying to take over the world and save the villagers from being turned into llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted golden carrots.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP server, where the only limit is your imagination (and the occasional exploding sheep). Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro!

AddictCraft: Million Dollar Challenge

AddictCraft, addiction, behavior modification, breaking bad habits, challenge, determination, Dollar, financial incentive, goal-setting, life-changing opportunity, lifestyle change, long-term commitment, mental strength, MILLION, million dollar challenge, motivation, overcoming challenges, personal growth, relapse prevention, reward system, self improvement, self-control, success mindset, Willpower

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7448
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4555	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we challenge you to break your worst addiction in exchange for a million virtual diamonds! That’s right, if you can resist the urge to indulge in your addiction for one week, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams. But beware, if you give in to temptation within the next year, you’ll lose it all faster than a creeper exploding in your face.

Join us on this epic journey of self-control and determination, as you battle against your inner demons while building the ultimate virtual empire. Will you emerge victorious and claim your prize, or will you fall victim to your cravings and lose it all? The choice is yours, but remember, fortune favors the bold (and the addiction-free)!

VillagerVendetta

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8441
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Animals Bred:	109	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Buildings Constructed:	46
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the only attacks you’ll see are from creepers and skeletons, not scary islamists! we’ve got villages galore for you to explore and build in, no need to worry about getting attacked by real-life bad guys. plus, we’ve got a secret weapon against any potential threats: our army of friendly wolves ready to protect you at all costs. so come on in and join the fun, because the only thing getting killed here are your enemies in-game, not in real life!