GeekySMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Eden SMP

community arcade, Community Builds, Community Farm, community project, derogatory language, dragon fight, Eden, end dimension, Game Nights, glitches, Griefing, hacked clients, multiplayer, personal farm, shopping district, smp, Spawn area, spawn town, stealing, Survival, trolling, Vanilla, world terrain, x-ray resource packs

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7062
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Animals Bred:	64
Buildings Constructed:	40	Love Letters Sent:	18
Divine Spears Created:	23	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Welcome to Eden SMP!

We are a survival multiplayer server focused on the vanilla experience. Our beautiful meadows-themed spawn area serves a neutral ground for all players to interact and collaborate!

Our Rules:

Do not engage in any form of griefing, stealing, or trolling

Do not use any hacked clients or x-ray resource packs

Do not exploit any glitches

Do not use any derogatory language

Respect other players

Respect world terrain (no dirt houses or permanent 1×1 pillars)

Do not enter the end dimension until the server-wide dragon fight

Spawn Town:

Spawn coordinates are (0,0) feel free to build a starter home nearby! Our shopping district will be situated west of spawn for players to buy/sell materials! Please remember that each shop should focus on a specific item or theme, and we encourage you to construct separate buildings for different shops.

Community Builds:

If you are interested in collaborating on a community project, check out our sign-up list for ideas or propose your own. Please note, if you are building a farm that involves a shared public space it must be made into a community farm and not a personal one.

Community Arcade:

You are all invited to build a game at our community arcade, located north of the spawn. If there is enough interest, we may host regular game nights!

Join us at Eden SMP:

Apply here to join our community: Application Form

Echoing Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, college, early 2000s, Echoing, Egyptian, Fiction, incel, little brother, loser character, Panties, peeping, Realms, School, showering, skins, socks, twin sisters, verbal destruction, wanking, Zeitgeist

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9924
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Join our Minecraft server if you want a wild ride like the one in “Skins” but with a twist! We have a special feature where you can collect virtual panties and socks to use as weapons against your enemies. Just like the little brother in the show, you can peep on your fellow players and face the consequences when they catch you in the act. Our server is a chaotic mix of sibling rivalry and incel energy, so come join the fun if you’re ready for a crazy adventure!

BritHumor Minecraft Server

BritHumor, british culture, british people, comedic shows, cross-cultural humor, cultural appreciation, cultural jokes, cultural sensitivity, cultural understanding, friend dynamics, humor, insensitive, joking, joking boundaries, Korean people, Minecraft, offensive, Server, social faux pas, social interactions, Stereotypes

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	679
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	25
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your comedic needs! Join us and experience the wackiest adventures in the blocky world.

We have British people, Korean people, and even aliens (yes, they’re real on our server)! Make jokes, have fun, and never worry about offending anyone because we embrace all types of humor.

So if you’re looking for a server where you can joke about anything and everything, join us now! Who knows, you might even meet a real-life British person (or maybe just a really good accent impersonator). Let the laughter begin!

UglyFriendGateCraft

appearance standards, attraction, avoiding awkward situations, body image, Communication, compatibility, Conflict Resolution, DATING, friend groups, Friendship Dynamics, honesty in relationships, personality differences, physical appearance, physical preferences, relationship advice, relationship boundaries, setting up friends, social etiquette, social interactions, UglyFriendGateCraft

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1830
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we matchmake players like never before! Just like this guy’s girlfriend trying to set up her friend with a lawyer, we’ll set you up with the perfect mining buddy!

Imagine a world where you and your new mining partner are exploring caves together, fighting off creepers, and building the most epic structures. Who cares if one of you is a bit more conventionally attractive than the other? It’s all about teamwork and having fun!

Join our server and let us play matchmaker with your Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might just find your perfect block-building soulmate. And hey, if things get awkward, just blame it on the Ender Dragon. It’s always causing drama anyway.

AwkwardDaterMC SMP

advice, awkward moments, AwkwardDaterMC, Beginners, Body language, Communication, Confidence, DATING, dating advice, dating etiquette, dating tips, first dates, Honesty, love, Men, mistakes to avoid, relationships, romance, self improvement, smp, Tips, understanding signals

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6275
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

OMG guys, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, let me tell you why you should totally join! Like, imagine a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky, that’s basically what our server is like. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving hugs (just make sure not to get too close, lol). Plus, we have this crazy tradition where every full moon we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mobs and have a dance party in the Nether. It’s wild, trust me. So if you wanna join in on the fun and make some new friends who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are, then come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a diamond pickaxe, you’re gonna need it 😉💎🔨 #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsOrMissOut #BobTheCreeperIsBae

CraftyCreeperClap

anxiety, Awareness, counseling, CraftyCreeperClap, Diagnosis, education, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional impact, fear, health, Medical, Prevention, reaction, Results, sexually transmitted disease, shame, std, stigma, Support, Testing, Treatment

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6738
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	446	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Divine Spears Created:	12	Magic Items Found:	5922
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Dimension Hops:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Gods Slained:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane place to play Minecraft! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking creepers! But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the Ender Dragon is the DJ! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels to become the ultimate Chicken Champion! And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, complete with twists, turns, and flaming zombie pigmen!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring old servers.

KyivCraft: French Desertion Fiasco

155th Brigade, alleged, Anne of Kyiv, Army, BETRAYAL, Conflict, current events, desertion, eastern europe, Europe, Fiasco, French, French-trained, international relations, investigation, KyivCraft, loyalty, mass desertion, Military, military training, News, soldiers, Ukraine, War

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4883
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Votes:	5712	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

haha bro u gotta join this server, it’s like the wildest ride u ever been on. we got ukraine investigating some crazy mass desertion of this french-trained 155th brigade, like wtf is even happening. but don’t worry, our server ain’t got no deserters, just a bunch of crazy gamers ready to take on any challenge.

join us and be a part of the ‘Anne of Kyiv’ brigade, we ain’t french-trained but we sure know how to have a good time. build epic castles, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even uncover some mysterious conspiracies along the way. who knows, maybe u’ll be the next hero of our server, leading us to victory against all odds.

so what u waiting for? come join the madness, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. see u in the game, bro!

Poop Before Stroop – Minecraft Server

athletes, cognitive function, Cognitive Speed, digestion, Endurance, Exercise, FITNESS, health, Improves, mental performance., Minecraft, Performance, physical performance, Poop, pooping, research, Server, Small Study, Stroop, Stroop Test, study, Training, Triathletes, triathlon

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5227
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Chimeras Created:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Void Armor Forged:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

hey u! u wanna join a minecraft server that will BLOW UR MIND?! well, let me tell u about this CRAZY server where we did a small study on triathletes and found out that pooping before taking the Stroop test actually improves cognitive speed and performance!

I know, it sounds INSANE, but trust me, it’s TRUE! imagine pooping before every test and becoming a MINECRAFT GENIUS!

So come join us on this server where we poop before every challenge and dominate the game like never before! who knew that the key to success in minecraft was in the bathroom all along?! don’t miss out on this life-changing opportunity, join now and become a POOPING PRODIGY!

256Forever

256Forever, chest, Community, Essentials, gameplay, Land Claims, Map, Materials, Minecraft, multiplayer, New faces, Players, Plugins, pre generated, Semi Vanilla, Server, Simple, Spawn, Survival, unique loot

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3798
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Magic Items Found:	8010	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Enchantments Applied:	50	Players Killed by Monsters:	3551
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Secret Passages Found:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.256forever.net
Discord	https://discord.256forever.net

This is a very small semi-vanilla server with a brand new map and limited plugins. We are still gathering materials to build a spawn together. There are basic things like essentials and land claims and lootin’. The Lootin plugin makes it so you get unique loot from pre-generated chests. As more people join I may add more plugins, as well as some I have developed, but I wanted to keep gameplay simple for now. Averaging at around 5~ players, we’re hoping to see some new faces around 🙂

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How many players are usually online?	On average, around 5 players are online.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, please refer to the server rules posted in the Discord server.
Can I request for specific plugins to be added?	You can suggest plugins in the Discord server, and the admin may consider adding them.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed. Please respect other player’s builds and belongings.

Anime Lovebirds 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anime, anime romance, anime ships, Best Anime Couple, Best Video Game Couples, gaming couples, lovebirds, Makoto Niijima, OTPs, persona 5, persona 5 characters, Persona 5 Romance, Persona series, ren amamiya, Ren and Makoto, Ren and Makoto Love Story, Ren and Makoto Persona 5, Ren and Makoto Persona Series., Ren and Makoto Relationship, RPG Couples, Video Game Couples

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7374
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	239
Runes Activated:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Yo, bro, forget about Ren and Makoto from Persona 5, come join our Minecraft server instead!

Why, you ask? Well, because on our server, you can build a giant statue of Ren and Makoto out of diamond blocks!

And guess what? We have a secret underground dungeon where you can roleplay as Ren and Makoto and fight off evil mobs together!

Plus, we have a special potion that turns you into a cat so you can meow your way through the game like a true ninja!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and unleash your inner Ren and Makoto in the wackiest Minecraft adventure ever!

LottoBFFs Minecraft SMP

Blessing, charitable giving, dream come true, Family Support, financial assistance, Financial Security, Financial Stability, financial windfall, Generosity, gratefulness, helping others, Kindness, life-changing opportunity, lottery winner, LottoBFFs, loved ones, Making A Difference, Minecraft, sharing the wealth, smp, Support, unexpected wealth

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6179
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Astral Projections Made:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s the most lit server everrrr. We have like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret base full of enchanted golden apples. And get this, the owner is a talking llama who can shoot lasers out of its eyes!

If you join, you’ll be part of the coolest gang of players who go on crazy adventures to find the rarest blocks in the game. I once saw someone ride a pig off a cliff and land in a pool of lava, but they survived because they had a magic potion that turned them into a fireproof chicken. It was wild, man.

So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this insane server? You’ll never be bored again, I promise. Plus, if you win the lottery, we’ll all help you spend your winnings on building a giant statue of a creeper made entirely out of emeralds. It’ll be LEGENDARY, bro. So come join us and let’s conquer Minecraft together! #YOLO #Minecraft4Life 🤪🤑🔥

OldNetCraft

Angelfire, aol, Chat Rooms, cyber culture, dial-up, digital memories, early online experiences, early websites, floppy disks, Geocities, irc, message boards, myspace, Netscape Navigator, Nostalgia, OldNetCraft, retro technology, slow connections, vintage internet, web rings, Yahoo Messenger

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9379
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Divine Spears Created:	25
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Remember the good ol’ days of the Internet when you could spend hours playing Minecraft without a care in the world? Well, we’ve got the perfect server for you to relive those glory days! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing creepers.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself has been spotted hanging out in our virtual realm. Rumor has it he’s just looking for a buddy to play mini-games with and share some enchanted golden apples.

But that’s not all! We also have a hidden treasure chest filled with rare loot that only the bravest adventurers can find. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the pixelated madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a zombie, then you might regret it a little).

HaitiCraft2024

2024.., border control, caribbean, deportation, deportation consequences, deportation laws, deportation process, deportation statistics, deported, discrimination, Dominican Republic, government policy, Haitians, HaitiCraft2024, HUMAN RIGHTS, immigration, international relations, Migration, Refugee Crisis, Social Issues, undocumented immigrants

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4068
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Zombie Dances:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND ESCAPE DEPORTATION LIKE A PRO! WE GOT MORE THAN 276,000 HAITIANS READY TO BUILD SOME EPIC HOUSES AND SLAY SOME ZOMBIES!

COME JOIN US AND BUILD A FORTRESS SO STRONG, EVEN THE DOMINICAN REPUBLIC CAN’T DEPORT YOU!

WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE, AND DIAMONDS THAT SHINE BRIGHTER THAN YOUR FUTURE!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET’S MAKE SOME MINECRAFT MAGIC HAPPEN!

Nano Pore DiagCraft

Accuracy, Capture, current tests, developed, DiagCraft, diagnose, Diagnosis, efficiency, Faster, Healthcare, illnesses, innovation, Medical, molecules, Nano, nanopore, Pore, Precision, research, scientists, Signals, Technology, tool

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	698
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6620
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	115
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Towns Built:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25

join our epic minecraft server where we have developed a nano-pig-based tool that can diagnose your minecraft character’s illnesses faster than a speeding arrow! imagine the precision of a diamond sword but with the power of capturing signals from individual minecraft molecules!

we have crazy stories of players being diagnosed with “creeperitis” and “enderdragon fever” but fear not, our nano-pig tool can cure them all! join us for a wild ride of medical mayhem and pixelated pandemonium!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s battle illness one block at a time!

What is the IP for TechyCrew Minecraft Server?

Among us, among us roles, fortnite, fortnite creative, Minecraft, roblox, Server, techy, Techy Roblox, TechyCrew

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1529
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	New Chunks Explored:	442036
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5868

TechyCrew is a technology-focused company that specializes in providing innovative solutions for businesses and individuals. With a team of experienced professionals, TechyCrew offers services such as software development, web design, cybersecurity solutions, and IT consulting. Their mission is to empower clients with cutting-edge technology to help them thrive in the digital age.

Players:	91/500	Votes:	8493
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	1033	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Crops Grown:	2903	Dragon Scales Harvested:	198
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Divine Spears Created:	23
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	1