/gedg/ – Minecraft SMP Game and Engine Development General #212

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic events and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting for you to discover. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest at spawn that’s guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Racing League, where players compete in epic dragon races across the End dimension. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a rare unicorn mount that will help you soar to victory.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, it’ll be a hilarious disaster either way)!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

2d/3d/real red heads, futa is welcome and pink hair is also welcome Minecraft SMP

2D, 2d3dreal, 3d, Adult, Anime, art, Characters, design, Digital, FANTASY, female, fetish, futa, hair, Heads, illustration, Long hair, Minecraft, NSFW, PINK, pink hair, real red heads, red, redhead, smp, virtual, welcome

Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got 2D, 3D, and even real red heads running around causing chaos. But that’s not all – futa players are welcome here, because why not shake things up a bit? And if you’ve got pink hair, you’ll fit right in with our colorful crew.

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter. Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous gnomes who love to prank unsuspecting players. But hey, that just adds to the fun, right?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on this server, anything can happen!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

PixelDramaQueens

blended families, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional complexity, emotional intelligence, Empathy, ENTITLEMENT, family dynamics, family photos, Grief, in-laws, Loss, Memory, parenting, PixelDramaQueens, relationships, Respect, sibling relationships, step-parenting, understanding grief

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family dynamics and awkward encounters.

Imagine a server where your best friend marries your sister, only for her to pass away and him to remarry someone who can’t handle family photos in your house. It’s like a telenovela, but in Minecraft form!

Experience the thrill of navigating through complex emotions and tense situations, all while building your dream world in the game. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?

So why wait? Join us now for a server experience that’s more dramatic than a llama stampede in a village! It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Potions Brewed:	187
Farms Harvested:	974	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Crafting Dreams

Adaptability, attention to detail, Bed.., collaboration, communication skills, Confidence, Crafting, creativity, customer service, dreams, Enthusiasm, flexibility, interpersonal skills., Job Interview, leadership, multitasking, organization, Passion, problem solving, PROFESSIONAL, teamwork, Time management

Are you ready to mine your way to success and craft your dreams into reality? Our Minecraft server is the perfect place to show off your building skills and conquer the virtual world! Just like in a job interview, we’ll challenge you to think on your feet and showcase your creativity. And in bed? Well, let’s just say our server will keep you up all night with excitement and endless possibilities. So come join us and experience the ultimate blend of work and play – you won’t regret it!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Chimeras Created:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

MirageCraft Server: Jetting to Ukraine 2025

2025, Air Force, aircraft, arms deal, cooperation, Defense, defense cooperation, defense industry, defense procurement, Delivery, european union, France, Geopolitics, international relations, jets, Jetting, Military, military alliance, Mirage-2000, miragecraft, Server, technology transfer, Ukraine

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to fly a Mirage 2000 jet in Minecraft? Well, guess what? Our server is about to make your dreams come true! Imagine soaring through the skies, dropping TNT on unsuspecting players below. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and all the rarest loot you can imagine. And the best part? It’s guarded by a team of killer rabbits armed with diamond swords. Good luck getting past them!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is endorsed by none other than the president of France himself. That’s right, Emmanuel Macron is a huge fan of our server and even promised to deliver the first Mirage 2000 jets to Ukraine in early 2025 just so they can join in on the fun.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. See you in the game, noobs!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

LebCraftInvasion

airstrikes, border, civilian casualties, Conflict, escalation, hezbollah, idf, international relations, Invasion, Israel, lebanese, LebCraftInvasion, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military intervention, occupation, Political unrest, SECURITY, south-west Lebanon, united nations, War

hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures? well then u gotta join dis server! we got pigs flyin, cows dancin, and creepers doin the cha cha slide.

we got so much land to explore, it’s like israel’s military expandin into south-west lebanon, except without all the drama and stuff.

come join us and build the craziest creations u can think of. we got a community of players who are as wild as a herd of llamas on roller skates.

so what are u waitin for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Chimeras Created:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Love Letters Sent:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Rice Research AI Fun

AI Images, Algorithms, Artificial Intelligence, aspect ratio problem, computer graphics, computer vision, data science, diffusion model, Fun, image analysis, image processing, innovation, machine learning, neural networks, research, Rice, Rice research, scientific advancements, technological breakthroughs, Technology, visual perception, weird images

join our epic minecraft server where we make weird AI images a thing of the past with our rice research! our new diffusion model approach solves the aspect ratio problem and makes everything look super funky and cool.

imagine building a giant rice field in minecraft and watching as the AI creates the most bizarre and hilarious images you’ve ever seen. from pixelated cows riding unicorns to blocky aliens dancing the macarena, the possibilities are endless on our server.

plus, our community is filled with the most creative and wacky players you’ll ever meet. join us for epic build battles, crazy challenges, and non-stop laughter. come see for yourself why our server is the talk of the minecraft world.

so what are you waiting for? join us now and let’s make some AI magic together!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

Anarchy, Community, Deadtime, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Minecraft, PvP, Raiding, Server, Survival, wipe

The owner of the “Deadtime – WIPE TODAY Anarchy” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Magic Items Found:	8936	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

SpongeCraft: Where Villagers are CEO’s, Diamonds are Currency, and Creepers are the HR Department!

auction houses, ceos, Community, Crates, CREEPERS, Currency, Department, diamonds, Discord, Economy, Events, Friendly, Griefing, HACKING, INCLUSIVE, Minecraft, Minigames, Parkour, Perks, Plugins, Ranking, Semi Vanilla, Server, Shops, SpongeCraft, Survival, trolling, villagers

SERVER IP	PLAY.SPONGECRAFT.NET

Overview:

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What is SpongeCraft?	SpongeCraft is a server with Towny and Resource World, custom enchantments, shops, minigames, unique ranking system, and friendly community.
What are the rules?	No griefing, trolling, hacking, or inappropriate behavior. Keep it PG-13.
How do I join events?	Events are hosted regularly with in-game prizes and sometimes even gift cards. Watch for announcements in the discord.
Can I keep my inventory?	Keep inventory is toggleable with a small death tax if enabled.
How can I acquire cosmetics?	Many fun cosmetics can be acquired without purchasing through various means in-game.

For more information, visit the server website. Join our Discord and check out our Dynmap for live updates.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Honkai: Star Rail General Minecraft Server

1930, 2.5 Preview, Annals of Pinecany’s Mappou Age, Burning Scent of Home, Character Banners, Download, drip marketing, feixiao files, feixiao general, Feixiao0910, Flying Aureus Shot to Lupine Rue, general, Honkai, Light Cone Banners, Lingsha Trailer, Minecraft, October 11, Rail, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Serverliul, special program, star, star rail, Thread Template, Tools, ulliHonkai, UTC+8, Version 2.6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, mystery, and maybe even a touch of madness.

Imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible! Want to ride a llama into battle? Go for it. Feel like building a castle made entirely of cake? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a special in-game item that will make all your friends jealous. Trust us, it’s so epic that even Notch himself would be impressed. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the depths of our server. Will you be the one to find it and claim your rightful place as the ultimate Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the craziness begin! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, you never know what might happen next. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Safe Haven Minecraft SMP

avoiding danger, Community safety, country safety, Crime Prevention, Dangerous, emergency preparedness, fear of crime, feeling secure, Haven, home safety, local safety, Minecraft, neighborhood watch, personal safety, Safe, safety precautions, safety strategies, safety tips, security measures, self defense, self protection, smp, staying in place, staying safe

Are mobs taking over your country? Are creepers blowing up your house and skeletons shooting arrows at you left and right? Fear not, for our Minecraft SMP is the safest haven you’ll ever find! Our server is protected by an army of diamond-clad warriors who will stop at nothing to keep you safe. Join us and never worry about getting ganked by a zombie again! Plus, rumor has it that our server is built on a bedrock foundation, so even the most determined griefers won’t be able to break in. So come on over and join us for a peaceful and secure Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Crops Grown:	9535	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

ExCrazeYellerCraft

accent, aita, alcohol, Apology, brother, crazy, Drunk, ENGAGEMENT, ex, ExCrazeYellerCraft, fragile, Girlfriend, Jerk, Language, Nightmare, Party, Pregnancy, rejection, Sensitive, Therapy, Yelling

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just limited to real life, but also thrives in the virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in this crazy story.

Looking for a server where you can escape reality and immerse yourself in a world where poking holes in condoms is a thing of the past? Look no further! Our server is a safe space where you can build, explore, and create without the fear of crazy exes trying to sabotage your virtual relationships.

Join now and experience the thrill of standing up to drunken exes, defending your beautiful Russian-French wife, and ultimately realizing that family drama can be just as intense in Minecraft as it is in real life. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of a community where loyalty and love conquer all, even in the face of insane accusations and emotional outbursts.

So come on down to our server and let’s build a world where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next! Join us today and let’s make some memories that are crazier than a drunk ex trying to hit on you at a party.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Falling into the Void:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

BlockBucks Minecraft Server

$50 billion, Blockbucks, crisis management., diplomatic tensions, eastern europe, economic assistance, EU sanctions, european politics, european union, financial aid, foreign policy, G7 loan package, geopolitical issues, Hungary, Hungary blocks, international relations, loan package, Minecraft, political deadlock, sanctions changes, Server, Ukraine, veto power

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. it’s like, the craziest place to be in all of Minecraft land. we got like, dragons flying around and unicorns prancing through the meadows. but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground lair where you can find hidden treasures and battle evil mobs.

and get this, we have this epic quest where you have to navigate through a maze of lava pits and dodge flaming arrows to rescue the princess from the evil wizard. it’s like, totally intense, dude.

oh, and did i mention that we have a petting zoo filled with creepers and skeletons? yeah, you can totally pet them and they won’t explode or shoot arrows at you. it’s like, the safest petting zoo ever.

so, like, come join our server and be a part of the most epic adventure of your life. plus, we have free snacks and unlimited diamonds for all players. it’s gonna be like, totally awesome, bro.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mines Excavated:	1341
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2738

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CraftyPolitico2021

allegations, book release, Claims, Communication, controversial, CraftyPolitico2021, Diplomacy, discussions, foreign policy, international relations, Meetings, new book, phone calls, Politics, presidential conversations, putin, russia, talks, trump, united states, world leaders

so, like, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz trump and putin have been talkin like, 7 times since 2021, bro. it’s like, the hottest gossip in the minecraft world, u gotta be there to see it go down. maybe they’re plannin to build a giant wall in the game or somethin, who knows? but u gotta be there to find out, man. join now for the most epic political drama in minecraft history, u won’t wanna miss it, trust me.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Ores Mined:	3704	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

UK Independence Day Supplier

british culture, celebration, cultural events, Day, Festivities, fireworks, Flag, Global influence, Government, historical significance, INDEPENDENCE, Independence days, largest supplier, Monarchy, national holiday, national pride, parades, patriotism, supplier, Traditions, uk, United Kingdom, world

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more independence days than the whole uk!!! why settle for one independence day when you can have like a bazillion on our server??!?!

imagine waking up every day and being like “hmm which independence day should i celebrate today??” u can have a different one every day of the year!!

we even have a special event where you have to fight off a horde of evil politicians trying to steal your independence days!! it’s like a mix of minecraft and a crazy political thriller movie, but way more fun!!!

so come join us and experience the madness of having more independence days than you can handle!! who needs the uk when you have our server??!?!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Elysia: The Server That’s so Exclusive Even the Pixels Need a VIP Pass

adult staff team, Armor Stand Tools, Community vote, elysia, exclusive, Grief Prevention, minecraft dnd night, pass, pixels, player heads, proximity chat mod, PvP, Server, sleep skip, smp, Vanilla, Vip, Voicechat, world border expansion, World Map

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Server Type	Semi-vanilla experience with added plugins for extra features
Whitelisted	Only friendly and accepting players are whitelisted
LGBTQ+ Friendly	Inclusive and supportive community
Age Requirement	16+ dedicated players with various skill levels

Frequently Asked Questions

1. What additional features does the server offer?

The server offers proximity chat mod, armor stand tools, Discord integration, web-based world map, gradual world border expansion, grief prevention systems, an adult staff team, opt-in PVP, decorative player heads, community decisions by vote, and sleep skip.

2. What features are not included on the server?

Keep inventory, different modes than survival, plugins that change the vanilla experience, a plugin/money-based economy, and donator perks with advantages are not included on this server.

3. How can I join the server?

To join the server, you can apply for the whitelist on the server’s website. It only takes a few minutes to complete the application.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
New Chunks Explored:	935117	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.