Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic events and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting for you to discover. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest at spawn that’s guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Racing League, where players compete in epic dragon races across the End dimension. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a rare unicorn mount that will help you soar to victory.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, it’ll be a hilarious disaster either way)!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 34
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
Ores Mined: 7192 Astral Projections Made: 0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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