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Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 3707 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 493 | Runes Activated: | 7 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 39 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 12 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting for you to discover. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest at spawn that’s guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Racing League, where players compete in epic dragon races across the End dimension. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a rare unicorn mount that will help you soar to victory.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, it’ll be a hilarious disaster either way)!