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Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 7841 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
And, like, if you join this server, you’ll be part of this like, super exclusive club of awesome players who are all like, super cool and stuff. Plus, we have the best parties ever. Like, one time, we had a party where everyone had to wear a pumpkin on their head and ride pigs around the map. It was so hilarious, man.
So, like, if you want to be part of the most epic Minecraft server ever, you gotta join this one. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free tacos every Tuesday. How can you say no to that, bro?