You can build the most epic bases and castles that will make all the other players jealous. And the best part? You can ride around on giant chickens and shoot fireballs out of your hands like a wizard on crack.
But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hunts, where you can find rare loot and become the richest player on the server. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and enter a world where anything is possible, as long as you’re willing to embrace the chaos and madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun, right?
Join us for a wild ride of exploring 8 different homes in search of the perfect one, just like our friend in the story. Will you find a quick and shoddy quality flip like the 8th house, or a hidden gem that checks all the boxes?
But beware, if you decide to pass on a house and put your search on hold, our realtor friend might just block you from the server and accuse you of disrespecting him!
So come join us for a hilarious adventure filled with drama, friendship, and maybe even a few bad purchases along the way. Who knows, you might even find the perfect virtual home to call your own!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with flying pigs and talking chickens, it’s like a freakin’ fairy tale come to life. And don’t even get me started on our epic battles with the Ender Dragon, we ride into battle on giant chickens armed with diamond swords and enchanted bows, it’s like a freakin’ action movie up in here.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and become part of the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, then maybe stay away. But seriously, come join us, it’s gonna be a blast!
| Server IP | queenscitadel.my.pebble.host |
|---|---|
| Version | 1.21.4 |
| Discord | https://discord.gg/vggx9rqj |
Join today to get geared up and ready for when The END opens March 1st! Maybe you will be the first to kill the Ender Dragon!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How can I join the server? | You can join the server using the server IP provided above. |
| Is griefing allowed on the server? | No, we have grief prevention land claim system in place to protect player builds. |
| Are there any special commands available? | Yes, we have commands like /sit, /hat, and more for player convenience. |
| When will The END open on the server? | The END will open on March 1st for players to explore and defeat the Ender Dragon. |
We got creepers exploding left and right, just like your chances of finding love on /soc/.
Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you can build a pixelated empire with your bros?
So ditch the dating apps and come join us for some blocky fun!
But wait, there’s more! We have this secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers and skeletons, it’s lit AF. And our admin is a talking llama who gives out free enchanted gear to everyone who joins.
So, like, if you wanna level up your mental health and have a blast at the same time, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be sure to bring your pet dragon along for the ride, things can get pretty crazy around here.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens. Or maybe you’re in the mood to build a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat – we fully support your creative endeavors here.
Oh, and did we mention that our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away? You won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else!
So come on, what are you waiting for? Spend that $100 on the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Your gaming experience will never be the same again!
| IP | mc.vanillapuro.net |
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| Discord | https://discord.gg/gSR9xutcaS |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Why Vanilla Puro? | Vanilla Puro provides a classic Minecraft experience in a small community setting allowing players to cooperate. |
| Are there shops on the server? | Yes, players can set up personal shops using Chests and Signs. |
| What kind of events are hosted? | Events include PvP Battles, Battle Royale, F1 IceRaces, Inter-city wars, and other community-driven events. |
We got more diamonds than a rapper’s grill, and more mobs than a haunted house on Halloween night!
Join us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where the only limit is your imagination, and maybe the occasional creeper explosion.
We’ve got mini-games that will make you question your sanity, and a community that will make you question your life choices.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s build some epic sh*t together!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere, wearing top hats and monocles. They start singing in perfect harmony, serenading you with Minecraft-themed parodies of popular songs. And guess what? You can join in too! Show off your singing skills and become the ultimate Minecraft rockstar.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament. Grab your trusty chicken steed and compete against other players in epic jousting battles. The winner gets a crown made entirely out of golden carrots. It’s a clucking good time!
So why wait? Join our server now for a wacky, wild, and downright ridiculous Minecraft experience. Who knows what other crazy shenanigans await you? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
And don’t even get me started on the food situation, like we have a whole farm dedicated to growing enchanted carrots that give you super speed and jump boosts. It’s like a buffet of magical food, man. So yeah, come join us and let’s build a giant statue of a chicken together or something, it’ll be epic!
