GazaCraft: Trump Takeover!

American troops, Conflict, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Gaza Strip, GazaCraft, international relations, intervention, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, military deployment, military intervention, palestine, peacekeeping efforts, political statement, president trump, TAKEOVER, trump, united states, US

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9000
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Buildings Constructed:	33
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	20

New Minecraft Servers

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. it’s like, the wildest place in all of Minecraft land. we got, like, crazy builds and insane mini-games that will blow your mind, man.

and get this, we got this one player who built a replica of the White House, but with a twist. instead of Trump, we got a giant chicken as the president. it’s, like, so random and hilarious, you gotta see it to believe it.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base where we plan to, like, take over the Gaza Strip in Minecraft? yeah, Trump himself said he’s gonna lead the charge and he might even use American troops. it’s gonna be, like, the biggest battle in Minecraft history, bro.

so, if you wanna be part of this epic adventure and witness the craziest shenanigans ever, you gotta join this server, man. it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

Musk’s Govt. Worker Scare

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4900
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Buildings Constructed:	16
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22

New Minecraft Servers

Come join our minecraft server where we got ELON MUSK running around scaring all the FEDERAL GOVERNMENT WORKERS with his laser eyes and flamethrower! you gotta see it to believe it, folks! PLUS, he’s giving out FREE DIAMONDS to anyone who can survive his wrath for more than 5 minutes. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this CRAZY adventure! Join now before the government shuts us down for good!

Piggy Transplant Trials: The Porky Solution

Approves, Breakthrough, FDA, first, health, Hope, innovation, kidney, Medical, Medical Trials, Offering, Organ, organ donation, Pig, Piggy, porky, research, Shortage, solution, surgery, transplant, transplantation, Trials

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7613
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Emeralds Found:	8187	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Mines Excavated:	1152	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Crops Grown:	2781	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	16

so like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and you’re like, whoa, this place is lit af. but get this, they got pig kidney transplant trials going on. like, what even is that? but hey, if you ever need a new kidney in the game, you know where to go. join now and be part of the most insane medical experiments in minecraft history. who needs diamonds when you can have a pig kidney, amirite? #minecraftmadness #pigkidneytransplantgang

Sparked

admins, apply, chest locks, Community, data packs, Dedicated, Discord, discrimination, Experience, Griefing, HACKING, hermitcraft, java, Land Claims, learn, Mature, Mods, player head drops, proximity voice chat, smp, sparked

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5140
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Sparked Minecraft Server Overview

About
Experienced team of admins
Active members dedicated to the server
Long-term world with no random resets
Mature hermitcraft style environment for members 18+
No land claims/chest locks for a vanilla experience
Strict rules against discrimination/hacking/griefing
Optional mods and data packs available

FAQ

Question	Answer
When does the server launch?	The server will launch on Friday, February 7th.
How can I join the server?	Join the discord and apply for whitelist at http://discord.gg/83RA2bcPHp
Are there any age restrictions?	Yes, the server is for players 18 and older.
What are the rules regarding griefing?	Griefing is strictly prohibited on the server.
Are there any mods or data packs on the server?	Yes, there are optional mods and data packs available, such as player head drops and proximity voice chat.

Ethereal Heights 1.21.2

1.21.2, 120 pounds, 29 year old, 55, body preferences, DATING, Ethereal, fat, Girlfriend, Heights, Older, over 200 pounds, Picky, relationships, skinny guys, STRONG, taller, Ugly, weight preference, white male, young looking

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	493
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Buildings Constructed:	30	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Secret Passages Found:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Yo, bro, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta be ready for some wild sh*t. We got older, taller women over 200 pounds waiting for you in the game. Who knew Minecraft could be a dating app for skinny dudes looking for some thicc mamas, am I right? Join now and get ready to be mind blown by the crazy world of chunky love in Minecraft!

FixerUpperCraft Minecraft Server

aita, arguments, Bidding, Communication, Divorce, fixer upper, FixerUpperCraft, future planning, gf, Investment, Listing, Marriage, Minecraft, outbid, pre-inspection, realtor, relationship, Rushing, seattle, Server, Therapy, Upgrades, wfh

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3321
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Villages Defended:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you need to consult with your partner on is which block to place next! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, surprises, and maybe even a few creeper explosions.

Looking for a fixer-upper in the virtual world? Look no further! Our server offers a wide selection of rundown virtual homes that you can fix up and turn into your dream castle. Just make sure to consult with your virtual partner before making any big decisions, or you might end up in a virtual fight.

Experience the thrill of bidding on virtual properties and see if you can outbid your fellow players. Just be prepared for some virtual drama if you don’t consult with your virtual partner first. Who knew Minecraft real estate could be so intense?

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you need to worry about is whether to build a virtual pool or a virtual garden. And remember, in the world of Minecraft, anything is possible, even a virtual breakup over a virtual fixer-upper.

NoSmokeNoPokeMC

ANNOYING, aversion, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, compromise, Conflict, consideration, Empathy, family, Fight, inside joke, NoSmokeNoPokeMC, personal space, relationship, Respect, smoking, Support, Trauma, triggers, Understanding

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	262
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Potions Brewed:	43	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where smoking is strictly prohibited! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft player who loved smoking so much that it caused traumatic deaths in their family. So, they decided to create a server where smoking was banned to honor their fallen loved ones.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll find out that smoking is not the only thing that’s banned. We also have a strict no-creeper policy because, let’s face it, those guys are just too explosive for our liking.

So come on over and join us for a smoke-free, creeper-free, and drama-free Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might even make some new friends who share your aversion to smoke!

ExecOrderCongress_MinecraftSMP

branches of government, checks and balances, Congress, constitutional law, Decision making, Democracy, democracy in action, ExecOrderCongress_MinecraftSMP, executive orders, Governing, governing principles, Government, law enforcement, lawmaking, legislation, policy, Political process, Politics, presidential power, separation of powers, US government

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7060
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Falling into the Void:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s like a unicorn riding a rainbow while eating cotton candy!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig as you battle against a horde of evil chickens. And get this, every time you mine a diamond, a baby panda gets its wings! It’s like a magical fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can talk and trees grow pizza slices.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, always ask yourself, “What’s the point of a congress if you do executive orders?” Because on our server, anything is possible!

BikepocalypseCraft

#sustainability, alternative transportation, bicycles, BikepocalypseCraft, creative choices, Dystopia, end of civilization., environmentalism, Fiction, future scenarios, Mobility, narrative decisions, post-apocalyptic, resource conservation, societal collapse, speculative fiction, storytelling, Survival, Transportation, Urban planning, world-building

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8318
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Emeralds Found:	434	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Farms Harvested:	533	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Endless Night Skies:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	315

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest post-apocalyptic world you’ll ever experience! Picture this: zombies riding bicycles, mutant chickens laying explosive eggs, and giant spiders that shoot lasers from their eyes.

Join our server for the chance to ride a bicycle through the wasteland while dodging flaming arrows from skeleton archers. Build your base out of mutant chicken eggs for extra protection and watch out for the laser-eyed spiders that will try to steal your diamonds.

So why aren’t bicycles more common in post-apocalyptic fiction? Because they’re all on our server, waiting for you to join the madness. Don’t miss out on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

WHOaCraft Minecraft Server

argentina, controversial move, Decision making, diplomatic relations, exit, Global cooperation, global health, government decision, Healthcare, international organizations, international relations, Latin America, Minecraft, pandemic response, Politics, public health, Server, south america, SOVEREIGNTY, trump, WhoaCraft, Withdrawal, World Health Organization

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5746
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12

lol imagine a world where Argentina is like “bye WHO, i’m outta here too!” just because Trump left first. like, they’re all like “if he’s not playing, then neither am i!” come join our Minecraft server where we make decisions based on the most random things, like which way the wind is blowing or how many chickens are crossing the road. it’s a wild ride, just like this headline. so come on over and let’s make some questionable choices together!

CraftyCommies2024

Analysis, CASUALTIES, Conflict, CraftyCommies2024, December 2024, Defense, Geopolitics, intelligence assessment, international relations, January, Losses, Military, Report, russia, SECURITY, strategy, UK intelligence, War, worst month

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7579
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	278	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Magic Items Found:	3808
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

so, like, u know how russia was all like, having a bad time in january 2024? well, our minecraft server is like the complete opposite of that! come join us and be a part of the most epic, lit, and totally not disastrous community ever!

we have so many crazy things happening on our server, like a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and a giant chicken that shoots fireballs. not to mention, our players are all super cool and funny, like one time someone built a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava (don’t worry, u respawn right after)!

if u wanna have a blast and forget about all the bad stuff happening in the world, then this is the place for u. join us and let’s make some memories that will make january 2024 look like a walk in the park!

ShroomCraft: Neuro Fun Land

Alternative Medicine, anxiety, brain health, cognitive function, depression, dopamine, Fun, Jan 2025, Land, mental illness, Microdosing, mushrooms, Neuro, neuroinflammation, neurological disorders, neuroplasticity, Neuropsychiatric Disease, neurotransmitters, psilocybin, psychiatric research, serotonin, ShroomCraft, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5504
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Farms Harvested:	158	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	455	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Yo yo yo! You wanna join our cray cray Minecraft server? Well let me tell ya, we got more mushrooms than Mario Kart! And guess what? We encourage microdosing while you play! It’s like a trippy adventure every time you log on.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that it actually cures mental illness. Yeah, you heard me right. Just by playing on our server, your neurotransmitters will be poppin’, your neuroinflammation will be gone, and your neuroplasticity will be off the charts!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most mind-bending Minecraft server out there. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but in a good way!

TortugaMC

Adventure, below average, command blocks, Community, Expansion, fan favorite, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, Mini Games, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, Server, Survival, TortugaMC, Turtle Hockey, Unique, Unique Games, Vanilla

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4430
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	147
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

A below average minigame server.

TortugaMC is a minigames server providing unique games adapted from completely vanilla concepts, typically originating purely from command blocks, only using plugins to refine the experience. Our current primary offering is the fan-favorite Turtle Hockey mode, but we have many plans for expansion into other vanilla-inspired modes.

play.tortugamc.org

CastleQuest

active moderation, Adventure, castle decorations, CastleQuest, collaboration, Community, Community Events, creativity, Custom terrain, epic combat, friendly community, Hardcore, INCLUSIVE, kingdom rules, Medieval, mythical origins, proximity voice chat, Roleplay, RPG, smp, Survival, Trailer

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9145
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Mines Excavated:	1372
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Void Gems Collected:	39
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Server Name	CastleQuest SMP
Theme	Medieval Adventure
Features	Medieval-Themed Mods Custom Terrain Proximity Voice Chat Community Events Survival with a Twist
Community	Active Moderation

FAQ

What is CastleQuest SMP?

CastleQuest SMP is a medieval-themed Minecraft server that offers a unique RPG experience filled with adventure, creativity, and a welcoming community.

What makes CastleQuest SMP special?

CastleQuest SMP stands out with its medieval-themed mods, custom terrain, proximity voice chat, community events, and survival with a twist.

What are the kingdom rules?

The kingdom rules include respecting everyone, requiring consent for PvP, sticking to the medieval theme, and avoiding griefing, stealing, or cheating.

How can I join CastleQuest SMP?

You can join CastleQuest SMP by joining their Discord server and starting your medieval adventure with the community.

Is CastleQuest SMP suitable for all players?

Yes, CastleQuest SMP has an inclusive and friendly community, active moderation, and encourages collaboration and roleplay, making it suitable for all players.

UnityCraft 1.20

chance, Connection, couple, destiny, doubt, fate, Future, Hope, love, Possibility, prediction, Realistic, relationship, reunion, romance, skepticism, speculation, uncertainty, UnityCraft

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8609
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Bro, forget reality! Join our Minecraft server and watch pigs fly and creepers dance together in perfect harmony!

You think they’ll get together in real life? Haha, on our server, anything is possible!

Join now and witness the most epic love story between a villager and a zombie!

Who needs reality when you can have a front-row seat to the craziest Minecraft soap opera ever?

Forget about real relationships, join our server and watch the drama unfold in blocky pixel form!

BailCraft: No Refunds, No Regrets

BailCraft, bailed, BETRAYAL, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, Decision making, family emergency, financial responsibility, friendship, group dynamics, group trip, Honesty, immaturity, loyalty, moral dilemma, peer pressure, refund, refunds, regrets, ski trip, social dynamics, Trust

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9157
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Potions Brewed:	119	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
New Chunks Explored:	52219	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value loyalty over everything! Just like Sarah’s loyalty to her friends on that ski trip…oh wait, nevermind.

Join our server for epic adventures and crazy stories like the time a player tried to build a roller coaster out of TNT (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well).

Looking for drama? Look no further! Our community is filled with twists and turns, just like Sarah’s last-minute decision to ditch her friends for a beach vacation with her boyfriend.

And hey, if you’re feeling generous, feel free to donate $600 to the server…just kidding! We won’t pull a Sarah on you and leave you hanging. Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!