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| Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 540 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 17 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but u also wanna have a good time and not be bored out of ur mind? well, this server is the place for u! we got crazier than a llama on a pogo stick up in here.
we got pigs that can fly, chickens that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes (they’re not very good jokes, but hey, they try). plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling bling in no time.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground rollercoaster that takes u on a wild ride through lava and waterfalls? it’s like a theme park on steroids.
join us now and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u hate fun, then maybe u will. but who hates fun? not u, that’s for sure.
