lol join our minecraft server or else the US will put an arms embargo on israel like wtf that’s so random but seriously join our server cuz we got pigs that can fly and villagers that do the macarena all day long. plus, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate so you can eat them when you get hungry while mining. also, rumor has it that herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out free enchanted gear to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now before the US starts sending embargo threats to everyone who doesn’t play on our server!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 99/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found: 3 Alien Abductions: 2
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
Immortal Anvils Forged: 13 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8
Crystal Wands Charged: 11 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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