lol join our minecraft server or else the US will put an arms embargo on israel like wtf that’s so random but seriously join our server cuz we got pigs that can fly and villagers that do the macarena all day long. plus, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate so you can eat them when you get hungry while mining. also, rumor has it that herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out free enchanted gear to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now before the US starts sending embargo threats to everyone who doesn’t play on our server!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 20
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 26
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6 Haunted Chests Opened: 4
Demon Skulls Collected: 16 Alien Abductions: 3
Void Armor Forged: 23 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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