GazaCraft Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Honeymoon Suite Hoarder

destination wedding, Donations, Empathy, family conflict, family dynamics, family priorities, Family Support, family tragedy, Generosity, heartlessness, hoarder, honeymoon, house fire, luxury honeymoon suite, sacrifice, Selfishness, sibling relationships, suite, Support, Sympathy, tragedy aftermath, vacation plans, wedding planning

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8031
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Players Killed by Monsters:	4684
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

Are you tired of family drama ruining your wedding plans? Looking for a server where you can escape the chaos and build your dream world? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and maybe even a little family drama (but only the fun kind, we promise). Build your own luxurious honeymoon suite, or help your brother and his fiancée rebuild their house after a fire (in-game, of course).

Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into giving up your hard-earned honeymoon suite, because on our server, you call the shots. So come on in, craft your own destiny, and let the laughs and good times roll. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring your diamond pickaxe).

ComplimentInsult_MinecraftSMP

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3584
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Buildings Constructed:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have a secret underground base where we ride pigs and shoot arrows at each other while wearing pumpkin helmets, it’s so lit! Plus, our leader is a talking chicken who gives out diamonds like they’re candy, you won’t find that anywhere else, I swear!

And get this, we have a whole village of llamas who run the economy, they trade emeralds for enchanted books and potions, it’s wild! Oh, and did I mention we have a pet dragon who breathes rainbow fire and can fly us to the moon? Yeah, it’s totally normal here.

So come join us, we’re always looking for new players to join in on the madness and chaos, trust me, you won’t regret it! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things can get pretty wacky around here. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

FoodRegretMC

adventurous eating, cuisine, Culinary, delicacies, DISHES, exotic dishes, Experience, Flavors, Food, food experiences, FoodRegretMC, Gastronomy, memorable meals, never again, one-time try, PALATE, strange foods, Taste, tried once, unique foods, unusual flavors

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1618
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Mines Excavated:	4278	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Votes:	4287
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a buffet of excitement for your gaming taste buds! Join us and you’ll never want to go back to those other servers that are as exciting as a stale loaf of bread.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and tried the infamous “rotten potato surprise” dish that our chef whipped up. Let’s just say, they never looked at a potato the same way again! But don’t worry, we also have delicious treats like diamond-encrusted cake and creeper casserole for those brave enough to try.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens? Or build a rollercoaster that takes you through a maze of lava and TNT? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few safety regulations).

So come on down and join us for a wild ride of fun, adventure, and maybe a few questionable food choices. Who knows, you might just find yourself never wanting to leave!

CraftySummit Minecraft Server

#announcement, Canada, CraftySummit, Diplomacy, economic policy, economic summit, Economy, global economy, Government, international relations, Minecraft, negotiations, News, North America, Politics, Server, summit, Trade, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade war, trudeau, U.S. tariff threats

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3730
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	220	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

so, like, trudeau is all like “yo, we gotta talk about these u.s. tariffs, eh?” and everyone is like “oh no, what are we gonna do, eh?” but then trudeau is like “chill, fam, we got this economic summit on friday, it’s gonna be lit, eh?” so now everyone is like “heck yeah, let’s go to this summit and figure out how to deal with these tariffs, eh?” and you should totally join our minecraft server because we’re gonna have a virtual economic summit to discuss all the crazy stuff happening in the world, eh? plus, we have like, a secret underground bunker where we hide all the maple syrup and poutine, so you know it’s gonna be a wild time, eh? come join us and let’s figure out how to save the world from these crazy tariffs, eh?

Musk’s Govt. Worker Scare

#announcement, billionaire, controversy, Cut, decision, elon musk, employees, entrepreneur, fear, Government, Govt, innovation, leadership, Management, media scrutiny, Musks, publicising, scare, spacex, Technology, tesla, US federal government, worker, workers

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1162
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Void Armor Forged:	14
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Come join our minecraft server where we got ELON MUSK running around scaring all the FEDERAL GOVERNMENT WORKERS with his laser eyes and flamethrower! you gotta see it to believe it, folks! PLUS, he’s giving out FREE DIAMONDS to anyone who can survive his wrath for more than 5 minutes. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this CRAZY adventure! Join now before the government shuts us down for good!

Piggy Transplant Trials: The Porky Solution

Approves, Breakthrough, FDA, first, health, Hope, innovation, kidney, Medical, Medical Trials, Offering, Organ, organ donation, Pig, Piggy, porky, research, Shortage, solution, surgery, transplant, transplantation, Trials

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7302
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Secret Passages Found:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	0

so like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and you’re like, whoa, this place is lit af. but get this, they got pig kidney transplant trials going on. like, what even is that? but hey, if you ever need a new kidney in the game, you know where to go. join now and be part of the most insane medical experiments in minecraft history. who needs diamonds when you can have a pig kidney, amirite? #minecraftmadness #pigkidneytransplantgang

Sparked

admins, apply, chest locks, Community, data packs, Dedicated, Discord, discrimination, Experience, Griefing, HACKING, hermitcraft, java, Land Claims, learn, Mature, Mods, player head drops, proximity voice chat, smp, sparked

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4767
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6670
New Chunks Explored:	475270	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Sparked Minecraft Server Overview

About
Experienced team of admins
Active members dedicated to the server
Long-term world with no random resets
Mature hermitcraft style environment for members 18+
No land claims/chest locks for a vanilla experience
Strict rules against discrimination/hacking/griefing
Optional mods and data packs available

FAQ

Question	Answer
When does the server launch?	The server will launch on Friday, February 7th.
How can I join the server?	Join the discord and apply for whitelist at http://discord.gg/83RA2bcPHp
Are there any age restrictions?	Yes, the server is for players 18 and older.
What are the rules regarding griefing?	Griefing is strictly prohibited on the server.
Are there any mods or data packs on the server?	Yes, there are optional mods and data packs available, such as player head drops and proximity voice chat.

Ethereal Heights 1.21.2

1.21.2, 120 pounds, 29 year old, 55, body preferences, DATING, Ethereal, fat, Girlfriend, Heights, Older, over 200 pounds, Picky, relationships, skinny guys, STRONG, taller, Ugly, weight preference, white male, young looking

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5023
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Yo, bro, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta be ready for some wild sh*t. We got older, taller women over 200 pounds waiting for you in the game. Who knew Minecraft could be a dating app for skinny dudes looking for some thicc mamas, am I right? Join now and get ready to be mind blown by the crazy world of chunky love in Minecraft!

FixerUpperCraft Minecraft Server

aita, arguments, Bidding, Communication, Divorce, fixer upper, FixerUpperCraft, future planning, gf, Investment, Listing, Marriage, Minecraft, outbid, pre-inspection, realtor, relationship, Rushing, seattle, Server, Therapy, Upgrades, wfh

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6230
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Villages Defended:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you need to consult with your partner on is which block to place next! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, surprises, and maybe even a few creeper explosions.

Looking for a fixer-upper in the virtual world? Look no further! Our server offers a wide selection of rundown virtual homes that you can fix up and turn into your dream castle. Just make sure to consult with your virtual partner before making any big decisions, or you might end up in a virtual fight.

Experience the thrill of bidding on virtual properties and see if you can outbid your fellow players. Just be prepared for some virtual drama if you don’t consult with your virtual partner first. Who knew Minecraft real estate could be so intense?

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you need to worry about is whether to build a virtual pool or a virtual garden. And remember, in the world of Minecraft, anything is possible, even a virtual breakup over a virtual fixer-upper.

NoSmokeNoPokeMC

ANNOYING, aversion, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, compromise, Conflict, consideration, Empathy, family, Fight, inside joke, NoSmokeNoPokeMC, personal space, relationship, Respect, smoking, Support, Trauma, triggers, Understanding

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4215
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where smoking is strictly prohibited! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft player who loved smoking so much that it caused traumatic deaths in their family. So, they decided to create a server where smoking was banned to honor their fallen loved ones.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll find out that smoking is not the only thing that’s banned. We also have a strict no-creeper policy because, let’s face it, those guys are just too explosive for our liking.

So come on over and join us for a smoke-free, creeper-free, and drama-free Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might even make some new friends who share your aversion to smoke!

ExecOrderCongress_MinecraftSMP

branches of government, checks and balances, Congress, constitutional law, Decision making, Democracy, democracy in action, ExecOrderCongress_MinecraftSMP, executive orders, Governing, governing principles, Government, law enforcement, lawmaking, legislation, policy, Political process, Politics, presidential power, separation of powers, US government

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4447
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s like a unicorn riding a rainbow while eating cotton candy!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig as you battle against a horde of evil chickens. And get this, every time you mine a diamond, a baby panda gets its wings! It’s like a magical fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can talk and trees grow pizza slices.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, always ask yourself, “What’s the point of a congress if you do executive orders?” Because on our server, anything is possible!

BikepocalypseCraft

#sustainability, alternative transportation, bicycles, BikepocalypseCraft, creative choices, Dystopia, end of civilization., environmentalism, Fiction, future scenarios, Mobility, narrative decisions, post-apocalyptic, resource conservation, societal collapse, speculative fiction, storytelling, Survival, Transportation, Urban planning, world-building

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3062
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	299
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1896
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest post-apocalyptic world you’ll ever experience! Picture this: zombies riding bicycles, mutant chickens laying explosive eggs, and giant spiders that shoot lasers from their eyes.

Join our server for the chance to ride a bicycle through the wasteland while dodging flaming arrows from skeleton archers. Build your base out of mutant chicken eggs for extra protection and watch out for the laser-eyed spiders that will try to steal your diamonds.

So why aren’t bicycles more common in post-apocalyptic fiction? Because they’re all on our server, waiting for you to join the madness. Don’t miss out on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

WHOaCraft Minecraft Server

argentina, controversial move, Decision making, diplomatic relations, exit, Global cooperation, global health, government decision, Healthcare, international organizations, international relations, Latin America, Minecraft, pandemic response, Politics, public health, Server, south america, SOVEREIGNTY, trump, WhoaCraft, Withdrawal, World Health Organization

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5742
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	18
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Divine Spears Created:	24	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0

lol imagine a world where Argentina is like “bye WHO, i’m outta here too!” just because Trump left first. like, they’re all like “if he’s not playing, then neither am i!” come join our Minecraft server where we make decisions based on the most random things, like which way the wind is blowing or how many chickens are crossing the road. it’s a wild ride, just like this headline. so come on over and let’s make some questionable choices together!

CraftyCommies2024

Analysis, CASUALTIES, Conflict, CraftyCommies2024, December 2024, Defense, Geopolitics, intelligence assessment, international relations, January, Losses, Military, Report, russia, SECURITY, strategy, UK intelligence, War, worst month

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9753
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	272
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Secret Passages Found:	5

so, like, u know how russia was all like, having a bad time in january 2024? well, our minecraft server is like the complete opposite of that! come join us and be a part of the most epic, lit, and totally not disastrous community ever!

we have so many crazy things happening on our server, like a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and a giant chicken that shoots fireballs. not to mention, our players are all super cool and funny, like one time someone built a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava (don’t worry, u respawn right after)!

if u wanna have a blast and forget about all the bad stuff happening in the world, then this is the place for u. join us and let’s make some memories that will make january 2024 look like a walk in the park!

ShroomCraft: Neuro Fun Land

Alternative Medicine, anxiety, brain health, cognitive function, depression, dopamine, Fun, Jan 2025, Land, mental illness, Microdosing, mushrooms, Neuro, neuroinflammation, neurological disorders, neuroplasticity, Neuropsychiatric Disease, neurotransmitters, psilocybin, psychiatric research, serotonin, ShroomCraft, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2019
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Zombie Dances:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Crops Grown:	7264
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Yo yo yo! You wanna join our cray cray Minecraft server? Well let me tell ya, we got more mushrooms than Mario Kart! And guess what? We encourage microdosing while you play! It’s like a trippy adventure every time you log on.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that it actually cures mental illness. Yeah, you heard me right. Just by playing on our server, your neurotransmitters will be poppin’, your neuroinflammation will be gone, and your neuroplasticity will be off the charts!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most mind-bending Minecraft server out there. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but in a good way!

Players:	103/300	Votes:	9606
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1