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| Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 9139 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Crops Grown: | 7976 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 173 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 55 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 6 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. you gotta join cuz, like, we have this crazy story where biden, yeah, biden, he writes to israel and is all like, “yo, you gotta make gaza better, man.” and everyone is like, “whaaaat? biden playing minecraft now?” but, like, it’s true, man. so if you wanna be part of this wild and wacky world where even politicians are getting in on the action, you gotta join this server. plus, we have, like, the best pixel art of biden riding a llama. it’s, like, so random and hilarious, you won’t wanna miss out, dude. come join the fun!
