so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. you gotta join cuz, like, we have this crazy story where biden, yeah, biden, he writes to israel and is all like, “yo, you gotta make gaza better, man.” and everyone is like, “whaaaat? biden playing minecraft now?” but, like, it’s true, man. so if you wanna be part of this wild and wacky world where even politicians are getting in on the action, you gotta join this server. plus, we have, like, the best pixel art of biden riding a llama. it’s, like, so random and hilarious, you won’t wanna miss out, dude. come join the fun!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 98/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Divine Scrolls Written: 24
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 25 Gnome Villages Protected: 2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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