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CraftyCousin’s Lies Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	213
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my cousin’s wedding planning? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions my cousin put me through. Build your dream world and escape the chaos of real life, just like I’m escaping my cousin’s wedding.

With no manipulative messages or last-minute surprises, our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a good time. Plus, we won’t schedule any events the day before your critical board exams – we promise!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that won’t make you question your relationships, join us today! And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole.

ExGoldDiggerNoMore

50/50 split, child support, college funding, Divorce, ex wife, ExGoldDiggerNoMore, extended family, family dynamics, financial responsibility, financial ties, groceries, holidays, house bills, marriage dissolution, parenting, Promises, relationship issues, salary, shared bank account, stress, unequal contribution

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3938
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Chimeras Created:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as twisted as your ex’s secret double life? Look no further! Join our server where the only thing more complicated than our redstone contraptions is the drama between players.

Just like how this player’s ex-wife still has access to his bank account, on our server, you’ll never know who’s secretly teaming up with your enemies to steal your diamonds. And just like how this player is expected to split bills with his new partner while his ex gets a free ride, on our server, you’ll have to work together with your fellow players to survive the treacherous mobs and challenges.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more scandalous than a soap opera, join our server now! Just remember, trust no one – especially that player who keeps stealing all the carrots from your farm.

BurpBlocker in Minecraft SMP

bloating, BurpBlocker, burping, diet, digestive enzymes, digestive issues, digestive system, discomfort, eating habits, excessive burping, food burps, food triggers, gas, gastrointestinal health, healthy lifestyle, home remedies, indigestion, Minecraft, natural remedies, Prevention, remedies, smp, stomach discomfort

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6350
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	61	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, the admins are all unicorns and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots rainbows out of its butt! I know, right?! And the best part is, if you eat too much food in the game, you start burping out actual food in real life! It’s like a superpower or something. So come join us and let’s burp our way to victory together! #foodburpssquad #minecraftmadness #unicornsandaliens #dragonrainbowsbutt

Blockhead Banter

absurd remarks, asinine comments, banter, Blockhead, brainless quotes, dumb comments, foolish words, idiotic remarks, imbecilic statements, inane remarks, irrational words, laughable quotes, ludicrous statements, moronic statements, nonsensical phrases, nonsensical talk, ridiculous conversations, ridiculous statements, senseless conversations, silly things people say, stupidity, unintelligent comments

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3281
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	8

Are you tired of hearing stupid things in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only stupid things you’ll hear are the hilarious jokes our players come up with! We have a special chat filter that turns every dumb comment into a side-splitting punchline. Join us and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off!

RareEarthRansom

aid, Conflict Resolution, criticism, Diplomacy, economic strategy, foreign policy, germany, global trade, international relations, Négotiation, Plan, Politics, power dynamics, rare earths, RareEarthRansom, Scholz, selfish, trump, Ukraine, united states, world affairs

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2316
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Void Armor Forged:	12

are you tired of boring minecraft servers? come join our server where we trade rare earths for aid in the most selfish way possible! scholz is always blasting trump for his crazy plans, but on our server, we embrace the chaos! build your own empire with rare earths and conquer the land with your selfish tactics. join now for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and lots of rare earths!

Robo CAPTCHA Challenge

Apocalypse, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Captcha, challenge, control, digital takeover, Dystopia, Future, internet, machine learning, machine uprising, privacy, Rebellion, resistance, Robo, Robots, Sci Fi, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, world domination

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9470
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Crops Grown:	4594

so, like, picture this: you’re just chillin’ in your house, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, a freakin’ robot army takes over the world! but don’t worry, cuz on our server, we got your back.

join us and you’ll be transported to a world where CAPTCHA is, like, the key to survival. you gotta solve crazy puzzles and riddles to unlock secret chests and defeat the evil robot overlords. it’s like the apocalypse, but with a twist!

plus, our community is lit AF. you’ll make friends from all over the world and team up to take down the robots together. who knew a Minecraft server could be so epic?

so what are you waiting for? join us now and show those robots who’s boss! oh, and did we mention there’s free pizza every Friday? yeah, you heard that right. come for the adventure, stay for the pizza.

PuppyPotion PvP Land

Bladder cancer, Cancer, canines, carcinogens, Dogs, environmental health, exposure, flame retardants, health, household chemicals, humans, Implications, Land, markers, Pets, phthalates, PuppyPotion, PvP, research, risk factors, study, toxicology, Toxins

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7958
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Votes:	2779	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER OR YOUR DOG WILL GET CANCER FROM HOUSEHOLD CHEMICALS! WE GOT DOGGOS IN MINECRAFT TOO! SAVE YOUR FURRY FRIENDS BY PLAYING WITH US! WHO KNEW FLAME RETARDANTS COULD BE SO DANGEROUS IN A BLOCKY WORLD? COME BUILD A SAFE HAVEN FOR YOUR VIRTUAL PUPPERS AND AVOID THE DREADED BLADDER CANCER! LET’S KEEP OUR MINECRAFT DOGS HEALTHY AND HAPPY, JUST LIKE IN REAL LIFE! #SAVETHEDOGGOS #BLOCKYBUTSAFE

ZyronCraft

Survival, Survival Creative PvP Economy Vanilla Minigames Skyblock Roleplay Pixelmon Faction Modded Quests Dungeons Redstone Farming Building Custom Hardcore City Medieval, Towny

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3917
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

ZyronCraft is an exciting new Minecraft SMP where adventure, creativity, and community come together! Create, explore, and conquer alongside fellow Minecraft enthusiasts in a world full of possibilities!

Zyroncraft.mcserv.fun:26955

Minerage

battle, challenging mob castles, Conquer, Cross-Play, custom totems, Dynamic world, epic bosses., Explore, Fight, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Minerage, PvP, unique gems

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7625
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Minerage is a thrilling Lifesteal Minecraft server featuring custom totems, unique gems, epic bosses, and challenging mob castles. Battle, explore, and conquer in this dynamic PvP world where every fight counts!

play.minerage.fun:19132

Mystic Watcher’s Realm 1.20

Audience, Chat, Community, Content Creator, ENGAGEMENT, Entertainment, Followers, Gaming, i will, Kiara, Live streaming, long tail, mystic, now.., ONLINE, Platform, Realm, repeat, Streamer, Support, Video, watch, Watchers

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	514
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	425577	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Magic Items Found:	4357
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Love Letters Sent:	13	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Potions Brewed:	144	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Oh man, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

You’ll be mining diamonds like a pro while riding on the back of a rainbow llama, I swear it’s the only server where the grass sings to you as you walk by.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles, it’s like watching a bunch of chickens in a boxing match, pure chaos and feathers flying everywhere!

Plus, the community is so wacky and wild, you’ll never know if you’re talking to a real person or a talking block of cheese.

So come on, join us on this crazy ride and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even if it means riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie cows.

ExitBlock Minecraft Server

AITA asking man move car exit building unloading van fire exit bike truck angry threatening wrong delivery guys random people stuff, ExitBlock, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8216
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	4727	Void Gems Collected:	34
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Magic Items Found:	4262	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life where people block fire exits with their vans! On our server, you can build your own fire exit and no one will ever block it, unless it’s for a hilarious prank. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret underground tunnel leading to a treasure chest full of diamonds! Don’t miss out on the adventure and join us now for a wild ride like no other!

CraftyLoveRingScam

aita, baby mama drama, Boundaries, calling out lies, communication problems, counseling, CraftyLoveRingScam, Disappointment, engagement ring, family dynamics, Honesty, lying boyfriend, patching things up, Pregnancy, Proposal, Rebuilding trust., relationship issues, single mom, size doesn’t matter, Tiffany ring, trust issues

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6551
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Star Shards Collected:	62	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6

Are you tired of dealing with liars in your life? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of deceitful partners! Our server is a safe haven for those seeking honesty and transparency in their relationships, even if it’s just with virtual blocks and pixels.

Imagine a world where you can trust everyone you meet, where the only lies you’ll encounter are when someone says they have diamonds to trade but really they only have dirt. Join us and experience the joy of building trust with your fellow players, without the fear of being duped by fake promises or hidden agendas.

Plus, our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will distract you from the chaos of your real-life relationship drama. Build magnificent structures, explore vast landscapes, and team up with friends to conquer the toughest dungeons. Who needs a lying boyfriend when you have a loyal squad of Minecraft buddies by your side?

So come on, leave the lies behind and join our server today. Who knows, you might even find a diamond ring in a chest somewhere, and this time, it will be a real 2.11 carat beauty!

PayMeToStress Minecraft SMP

career choices, high paying jobs, job benefits, job burnout, job challenges, job compensation, Job demands, job expectations, job market, Job Opportunities, job pay, job perks, job pressure, job rewards, Job salary, job satisfaction, job stress, Minecraft, overlooked jobs, overrated jobs, PayMeToStress, smp, stressful jobs

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	664
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Holy Grails Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and diamonds, but you gotta solve a riddle to find it. And the best part is, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow stuff up but only when you least expect it. It’s like a surprise party every time he goes boom!

And don’t even get me started on our annual llama races. We dress them up in sparkly costumes and have them race around the track while we throw carrots at them. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but with llamas and explosions.

Plus, we have a secret society of chicken ninjas who protect our village from evil mobs. They’re like the Avengers, but with feathers and beaks. And every full moon, we have a dance party with the Endermen, who are surprisingly good dancers once you get to know them.

So come join our SMP and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeperz

#sustainability, Artificial Intelligence, consumerism, convenience, CraftyCreeperz, cryptocurrency, fast fashion, influencer culture, instant gratification, invention, mindfulness, Minimalism, modern life, Overrated, self driving cars, smartphones, social media, streaming services, Technology, trend, virtual reality

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8174
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	New Chunks Explored:	829275
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Are you tired of boring old trends and inventions? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself. We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more creepers than a Justin Bieber concert. So why waste your time on overrated trends when you can join us for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally fall into a pit of lava, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

HolyCraft: Arrested for Blocks & Trafficking

Abuse, arrest, arrested, blocks, charges, child abuse, Community, crime, cult leader, Exploitation, Followers, guatemala, Holycraft, human trafficking, investigation, Jewish, leader, legal proceedings, Orthodox, Religious, scandal, trafficking, ultra-Orthodox

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5266
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Love Letters Sent:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	115
Dragon Eggs Found:	6039	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

Come join our Minecraft server where we have the craziest cult leaders from around the world! Our latest addition is an ultra-orthodox Jewish cult leader who got arrested in Guatemala for some wild stuff. But hey, that just adds to the excitement of our server! Who knows what kind of shenanigans he’ll get up to next? Join now for a truly unique and insane gaming experience. Plus, we have free virtual snacks for all players!

Players:	91/700	Votes:	8626
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Alien Abductions:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Void Gems Collected:	24	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Animals Bred:	91
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19