GazaCraft: Lammy’s Rebellion

Conflict Resolution, current events, David Lammy, Diplomacy, disagreement, donald trump, foreign policy, gaza, GazaCraft, global affairs, Government, international relations, Lammy, Lammys, MIDDLE EAST, Politics, Rebellion, SOVEREIGNTY, trump, uk, United Kingdom, US takeover, world news

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5105
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Dragon Scales Harvested:	378	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

New Minecraft Servers

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s like, totally lit fam. we got llamas that can fly and shoot lasers outta their eyes, like pew pew pew. and the best part? we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds.

oh, and get this, we have a pet dragon that breathes fire and can teleport you to different dimensions. yeah, you heard me right, different dimensions. you can hang out with aliens and unicorns and stuff. it’s like a party up in here, bro.

plus, we have this crazy rivalry with Trump, yeah, the president dude. he wants to take over our server and turn it into a golf course or something. but we ain’t havin’ it. we got our boy Lammy, the llama king, leading the charge against him. it’s like a real-life superhero movie, but in minecraft.

so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and be part of the most epic adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it. #teamllamaforever

CraftySummit Minecraft Server

#announcement, Canada, CraftySummit, Diplomacy, economic policy, economic summit, Economy, global economy, Government, international relations, Minecraft, negotiations, News, North America, Politics, Server, summit, Trade, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade war, trudeau, U.S. tariff threats

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4801
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	45	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

so, like, trudeau is all like “yo, we gotta talk about these u.s. tariffs, eh?” and everyone is like “oh no, what are we gonna do, eh?” but then trudeau is like “chill, fam, we got this economic summit on friday, it’s gonna be lit, eh?” so now everyone is like “heck yeah, let’s go to this summit and figure out how to deal with these tariffs, eh?” and you should totally join our minecraft server because we’re gonna have a virtual economic summit to discuss all the crazy stuff happening in the world, eh? plus, we have like, a secret underground bunker where we hide all the maple syrup and poutine, so you know it’s gonna be a wild time, eh? come join us and let’s figure out how to save the world from these crazy tariffs, eh?

Musk’s Govt. Worker Scare

#announcement, billionaire, controversy, Cut, decision, elon musk, employees, entrepreneur, fear, Government, Govt, innovation, leadership, Management, media scrutiny, Musks, publicising, scare, spacex, Technology, tesla, US federal government, worker, workers

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	972
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Zombie Dances:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Come join our minecraft server where we got ELON MUSK running around scaring all the FEDERAL GOVERNMENT WORKERS with his laser eyes and flamethrower! you gotta see it to believe it, folks! PLUS, he’s giving out FREE DIAMONDS to anyone who can survive his wrath for more than 5 minutes. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this CRAZY adventure! Join now before the government shuts us down for good!

Piggy Transplant Trials: The Porky Solution

Approves, Breakthrough, FDA, first, health, Hope, innovation, kidney, Medical, Medical Trials, Offering, Organ, organ donation, Pig, Piggy, porky, research, Shortage, solution, surgery, transplant, transplantation, Trials

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1538
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Ores Mined:	6566

so like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and you’re like, whoa, this place is lit af. but get this, they got pig kidney transplant trials going on. like, what even is that? but hey, if you ever need a new kidney in the game, you know where to go. join now and be part of the most insane medical experiments in minecraft history. who needs diamonds when you can have a pig kidney, amirite? #minecraftmadness #pigkidneytransplantgang

Sparked

admins, apply, chest locks, Community, data packs, Dedicated, Discord, discrimination, Experience, Griefing, HACKING, hermitcraft, java, Land Claims, learn, Mature, Mods, player head drops, proximity voice chat, smp, sparked

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	740
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	14	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Sparked Minecraft Server Overview

About
Experienced team of admins
Active members dedicated to the server
Long-term world with no random resets
Mature hermitcraft style environment for members 18+
No land claims/chest locks for a vanilla experience
Strict rules against discrimination/hacking/griefing
Optional mods and data packs available

FAQ

Question	Answer
When does the server launch?	The server will launch on Friday, February 7th.
How can I join the server?	Join the discord and apply for whitelist at http://discord.gg/83RA2bcPHp
Are there any age restrictions?	Yes, the server is for players 18 and older.
What are the rules regarding griefing?	Griefing is strictly prohibited on the server.
Are there any mods or data packs on the server?	Yes, there are optional mods and data packs available, such as player head drops and proximity voice chat.

Ethereal Heights 1.21.2

1.21.2, 120 pounds, 29 year old, 55, body preferences, DATING, Ethereal, fat, Girlfriend, Heights, Older, over 200 pounds, Picky, relationships, skinny guys, STRONG, taller, Ugly, weight preference, white male, young looking

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9277
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Dimension Hops:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Yo, bro, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta be ready for some wild sh*t. We got older, taller women over 200 pounds waiting for you in the game. Who knew Minecraft could be a dating app for skinny dudes looking for some thicc mamas, am I right? Join now and get ready to be mind blown by the crazy world of chunky love in Minecraft!

FixerUpperCraft Minecraft Server

aita, arguments, Bidding, Communication, Divorce, fixer upper, FixerUpperCraft, future planning, gf, Investment, Listing, Marriage, Minecraft, outbid, pre-inspection, realtor, relationship, Rushing, seattle, Server, Therapy, Upgrades, wfh

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2896
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you need to consult with your partner on is which block to place next! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, surprises, and maybe even a few creeper explosions.

Looking for a fixer-upper in the virtual world? Look no further! Our server offers a wide selection of rundown virtual homes that you can fix up and turn into your dream castle. Just make sure to consult with your virtual partner before making any big decisions, or you might end up in a virtual fight.

Experience the thrill of bidding on virtual properties and see if you can outbid your fellow players. Just be prepared for some virtual drama if you don’t consult with your virtual partner first. Who knew Minecraft real estate could be so intense?

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you need to worry about is whether to build a virtual pool or a virtual garden. And remember, in the world of Minecraft, anything is possible, even a virtual breakup over a virtual fixer-upper.

NoSmokeNoPokeMC

ANNOYING, aversion, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, compromise, Conflict, consideration, Empathy, family, Fight, inside joke, NoSmokeNoPokeMC, personal space, relationship, Respect, smoking, Support, Trauma, triggers, Understanding

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8817
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where smoking is strictly prohibited! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft player who loved smoking so much that it caused traumatic deaths in their family. So, they decided to create a server where smoking was banned to honor their fallen loved ones.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll find out that smoking is not the only thing that’s banned. We also have a strict no-creeper policy because, let’s face it, those guys are just too explosive for our liking.

So come on over and join us for a smoke-free, creeper-free, and drama-free Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might even make some new friends who share your aversion to smoke!

ExecOrderCongress_MinecraftSMP

branches of government, checks and balances, Congress, constitutional law, Decision making, Democracy, democracy in action, ExecOrderCongress_MinecraftSMP, executive orders, Governing, governing principles, Government, law enforcement, lawmaking, legislation, policy, Political process, Politics, presidential power, separation of powers, US government

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3332
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Votes:	969
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s like a unicorn riding a rainbow while eating cotton candy!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig as you battle against a horde of evil chickens. And get this, every time you mine a diamond, a baby panda gets its wings! It’s like a magical fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can talk and trees grow pizza slices.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, always ask yourself, “What’s the point of a congress if you do executive orders?” Because on our server, anything is possible!

BikepocalypseCraft

#sustainability, alternative transportation, bicycles, BikepocalypseCraft, creative choices, Dystopia, end of civilization., environmentalism, Fiction, future scenarios, Mobility, narrative decisions, post-apocalyptic, resource conservation, societal collapse, speculative fiction, storytelling, Survival, Transportation, Urban planning, world-building

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8774
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest post-apocalyptic world you’ll ever experience! Picture this: zombies riding bicycles, mutant chickens laying explosive eggs, and giant spiders that shoot lasers from their eyes.

Join our server for the chance to ride a bicycle through the wasteland while dodging flaming arrows from skeleton archers. Build your base out of mutant chicken eggs for extra protection and watch out for the laser-eyed spiders that will try to steal your diamonds.

So why aren’t bicycles more common in post-apocalyptic fiction? Because they’re all on our server, waiting for you to join the madness. Don’t miss out on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

WHOaCraft Minecraft Server

argentina, controversial move, Decision making, diplomatic relations, exit, Global cooperation, global health, government decision, Healthcare, international organizations, international relations, Latin America, Minecraft, pandemic response, Politics, public health, Server, south america, SOVEREIGNTY, trump, WhoaCraft, Withdrawal, World Health Organization

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7164
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

lol imagine a world where Argentina is like “bye WHO, i’m outta here too!” just because Trump left first. like, they’re all like “if he’s not playing, then neither am i!” come join our Minecraft server where we make decisions based on the most random things, like which way the wind is blowing or how many chickens are crossing the road. it’s a wild ride, just like this headline. so come on over and let’s make some questionable choices together!

CraftyCommies2024

Analysis, CASUALTIES, Conflict, CraftyCommies2024, December 2024, Defense, Geopolitics, intelligence assessment, international relations, January, Losses, Military, Report, russia, SECURITY, strategy, UK intelligence, War, worst month

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2841
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	402	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

so, like, u know how russia was all like, having a bad time in january 2024? well, our minecraft server is like the complete opposite of that! come join us and be a part of the most epic, lit, and totally not disastrous community ever!

we have so many crazy things happening on our server, like a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and a giant chicken that shoots fireballs. not to mention, our players are all super cool and funny, like one time someone built a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava (don’t worry, u respawn right after)!

if u wanna have a blast and forget about all the bad stuff happening in the world, then this is the place for u. join us and let’s make some memories that will make january 2024 look like a walk in the park!

ShroomCraft: Neuro Fun Land

Alternative Medicine, anxiety, brain health, cognitive function, depression, dopamine, Fun, Jan 2025, Land, mental illness, Microdosing, mushrooms, Neuro, neuroinflammation, neurological disorders, neuroplasticity, Neuropsychiatric Disease, neurotransmitters, psilocybin, psychiatric research, serotonin, ShroomCraft, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1593
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Yo yo yo! You wanna join our cray cray Minecraft server? Well let me tell ya, we got more mushrooms than Mario Kart! And guess what? We encourage microdosing while you play! It’s like a trippy adventure every time you log on.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that it actually cures mental illness. Yeah, you heard me right. Just by playing on our server, your neurotransmitters will be poppin’, your neuroinflammation will be gone, and your neuroplasticity will be off the charts!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most mind-bending Minecraft server out there. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but in a good way!

TortugaMC

Adventure, below average, command blocks, Community, Expansion, fan favorite, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, Mini Games, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, Server, Survival, TortugaMC, Turtle Hockey, Unique, Unique Games, Vanilla

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4338
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Enchantments Applied:	159	Gods Slained:	1
Ores Mined:	9224	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10

A below average minigame server.

TortugaMC is a minigames server providing unique games adapted from completely vanilla concepts, typically originating purely from command blocks, only using plugins to refine the experience. Our current primary offering is the fan-favorite Turtle Hockey mode, but we have many plans for expansion into other vanilla-inspired modes.

play.tortugamc.org

CastleQuest

active moderation, Adventure, castle decorations, CastleQuest, collaboration, Community, Community Events, creativity, Custom terrain, epic combat, friendly community, Hardcore, INCLUSIVE, kingdom rules, Medieval, mythical origins, proximity voice chat, Roleplay, RPG, smp, Survival, Trailer

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5927
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Buildings Constructed:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Server Name	CastleQuest SMP
Theme	Medieval Adventure
Features	Medieval-Themed Mods Custom Terrain Proximity Voice Chat Community Events Survival with a Twist
Community	Active Moderation

FAQ

What is CastleQuest SMP?

CastleQuest SMP is a medieval-themed Minecraft server that offers a unique RPG experience filled with adventure, creativity, and a welcoming community.

What makes CastleQuest SMP special?

CastleQuest SMP stands out with its medieval-themed mods, custom terrain, proximity voice chat, community events, and survival with a twist.

What are the kingdom rules?

The kingdom rules include respecting everyone, requiring consent for PvP, sticking to the medieval theme, and avoiding griefing, stealing, or cheating.

How can I join CastleQuest SMP?

You can join CastleQuest SMP by joining their Discord server and starting your medieval adventure with the community.

Is CastleQuest SMP suitable for all players?

Yes, CastleQuest SMP has an inclusive and friendly community, active moderation, and encourages collaboration and roleplay, making it suitable for all players.

UnityCraft 1.20

chance, Connection, couple, destiny, doubt, fate, Future, Hope, love, Possibility, prediction, Realistic, relationship, reunion, romance, skepticism, speculation, uncertainty, UnityCraft

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5691
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Divine Spears Created:	24	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Bro, forget reality! Join our Minecraft server and watch pigs fly and creepers dance together in perfect harmony!

You think they’ll get together in real life? Haha, on our server, anything is possible!

Join now and witness the most epic love story between a villager and a zombie!

Who needs reality when you can have a front-row seat to the craziest Minecraft soap opera ever?

Forget about real relationships, join our server and watch the drama unfold in blocky pixel form!