GazaCraft: Lammy’s Rebellion

Conflict Resolution, current events, David Lammy, Diplomacy, disagreement, donald trump, foreign policy, gaza, GazaCraft, global affairs, Government, international relations, Lammy, Lammys, MIDDLE EAST, Politics, Rebellion, SOVEREIGNTY, trump, uk, United Kingdom, US takeover, world news

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3094
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

New Minecraft Servers

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s like, totally lit fam. we got llamas that can fly and shoot lasers outta their eyes, like pew pew pew. and the best part? we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds.

oh, and get this, we have a pet dragon that breathes fire and can teleport you to different dimensions. yeah, you heard me right, different dimensions. you can hang out with aliens and unicorns and stuff. it’s like a party up in here, bro.

plus, we have this crazy rivalry with Trump, yeah, the president dude. he wants to take over our server and turn it into a golf course or something. but we ain’t havin’ it. we got our boy Lammy, the llama king, leading the charge against him. it’s like a real-life superhero movie, but in minecraft.

so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and be part of the most epic adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it. #teamllamaforever

Sparked

admins, apply, chest locks, Community, data packs, Dedicated, Discord, discrimination, Experience, Griefing, HACKING, hermitcraft, java, Land Claims, learn, Mature, Mods, player head drops, proximity voice chat, smp, sparked

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	143
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Endless Night Skies:	5	Mines Excavated:	1803

Sparked Minecraft Server Overview

About
Experienced team of admins
Active members dedicated to the server
Long-term world with no random resets
Mature hermitcraft style environment for members 18+
No land claims/chest locks for a vanilla experience
Strict rules against discrimination/hacking/griefing
Optional mods and data packs available

FAQ

Question	Answer
When does the server launch?	The server will launch on Friday, February 7th.
How can I join the server?	Join the discord and apply for whitelist at http://discord.gg/83RA2bcPHp
Are there any age restrictions?	Yes, the server is for players 18 and older.
What are the rules regarding griefing?	Griefing is strictly prohibited on the server.
Are there any mods or data packs on the server?	Yes, there are optional mods and data packs available, such as player head drops and proximity voice chat.

Ethereal Heights 1.21.2

1.21.2, 120 pounds, 29 year old, 55, body preferences, DATING, Ethereal, fat, Girlfriend, Heights, Older, over 200 pounds, Picky, relationships, skinny guys, STRONG, taller, Ugly, weight preference, white male, young looking

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6545
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Dimension Hops:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Yo, bro, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta be ready for some wild sh*t. We got older, taller women over 200 pounds waiting for you in the game. Who knew Minecraft could be a dating app for skinny dudes looking for some thicc mamas, am I right? Join now and get ready to be mind blown by the crazy world of chunky love in Minecraft!

FixerUpperCraft Minecraft Server

aita, arguments, Bidding, Communication, Divorce, fixer upper, FixerUpperCraft, future planning, gf, Investment, Listing, Marriage, Minecraft, outbid, pre-inspection, realtor, relationship, Rushing, seattle, Server, Therapy, Upgrades, wfh

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2053
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Potions Brewed:	24	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Buildings Constructed:	22
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you need to consult with your partner on is which block to place next! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, surprises, and maybe even a few creeper explosions.

Looking for a fixer-upper in the virtual world? Look no further! Our server offers a wide selection of rundown virtual homes that you can fix up and turn into your dream castle. Just make sure to consult with your virtual partner before making any big decisions, or you might end up in a virtual fight.

Experience the thrill of bidding on virtual properties and see if you can outbid your fellow players. Just be prepared for some virtual drama if you don’t consult with your virtual partner first. Who knew Minecraft real estate could be so intense?

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you need to worry about is whether to build a virtual pool or a virtual garden. And remember, in the world of Minecraft, anything is possible, even a virtual breakup over a virtual fixer-upper.

NoSmokeNoPokeMC

ANNOYING, aversion, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, compromise, Conflict, consideration, Empathy, family, Fight, inside joke, NoSmokeNoPokeMC, personal space, relationship, Respect, smoking, Support, Trauma, triggers, Understanding

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	343
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Void Gems Collected:	40	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where smoking is strictly prohibited! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft player who loved smoking so much that it caused traumatic deaths in their family. So, they decided to create a server where smoking was banned to honor their fallen loved ones.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll find out that smoking is not the only thing that’s banned. We also have a strict no-creeper policy because, let’s face it, those guys are just too explosive for our liking.

So come on over and join us for a smoke-free, creeper-free, and drama-free Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might even make some new friends who share your aversion to smoke!

ExecOrderCongress_MinecraftSMP

branches of government, checks and balances, Congress, constitutional law, Decision making, Democracy, democracy in action, ExecOrderCongress_MinecraftSMP, executive orders, Governing, governing principles, Government, law enforcement, lawmaking, legislation, policy, Political process, Politics, presidential power, separation of powers, US government

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	327
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55
Holy Grails Found:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	378	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s like a unicorn riding a rainbow while eating cotton candy!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig as you battle against a horde of evil chickens. And get this, every time you mine a diamond, a baby panda gets its wings! It’s like a magical fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can talk and trees grow pizza slices.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, always ask yourself, “What’s the point of a congress if you do executive orders?” Because on our server, anything is possible!

BikepocalypseCraft

#sustainability, alternative transportation, bicycles, BikepocalypseCraft, creative choices, Dystopia, end of civilization., environmentalism, Fiction, future scenarios, Mobility, narrative decisions, post-apocalyptic, resource conservation, societal collapse, speculative fiction, storytelling, Survival, Transportation, Urban planning, world-building

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5707
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Towns Built:	8

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest post-apocalyptic world you’ll ever experience! Picture this: zombies riding bicycles, mutant chickens laying explosive eggs, and giant spiders that shoot lasers from their eyes.

Join our server for the chance to ride a bicycle through the wasteland while dodging flaming arrows from skeleton archers. Build your base out of mutant chicken eggs for extra protection and watch out for the laser-eyed spiders that will try to steal your diamonds.

So why aren’t bicycles more common in post-apocalyptic fiction? Because they’re all on our server, waiting for you to join the madness. Don’t miss out on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

WHOaCraft Minecraft Server

argentina, controversial move, Decision making, diplomatic relations, exit, Global cooperation, global health, government decision, Healthcare, international organizations, international relations, Latin America, Minecraft, pandemic response, Politics, public health, Server, south america, SOVEREIGNTY, trump, WhoaCraft, Withdrawal, World Health Organization

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1648
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1957
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Falling into the Void:	3	Potions Brewed:	146
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

lol imagine a world where Argentina is like “bye WHO, i’m outta here too!” just because Trump left first. like, they’re all like “if he’s not playing, then neither am i!” come join our Minecraft server where we make decisions based on the most random things, like which way the wind is blowing or how many chickens are crossing the road. it’s a wild ride, just like this headline. so come on over and let’s make some questionable choices together!

CraftyCommies2024

Analysis, CASUALTIES, Conflict, CraftyCommies2024, December 2024, Defense, Geopolitics, intelligence assessment, international relations, January, Losses, Military, Report, russia, SECURITY, strategy, UK intelligence, War, worst month

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9553
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Enchantments Applied:	186
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Void Gems Collected:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16

so, like, u know how russia was all like, having a bad time in january 2024? well, our minecraft server is like the complete opposite of that! come join us and be a part of the most epic, lit, and totally not disastrous community ever!

we have so many crazy things happening on our server, like a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and a giant chicken that shoots fireballs. not to mention, our players are all super cool and funny, like one time someone built a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava (don’t worry, u respawn right after)!

if u wanna have a blast and forget about all the bad stuff happening in the world, then this is the place for u. join us and let’s make some memories that will make january 2024 look like a walk in the park!

ShroomCraft: Neuro Fun Land

Alternative Medicine, anxiety, brain health, cognitive function, depression, dopamine, Fun, Jan 2025, Land, mental illness, Microdosing, mushrooms, Neuro, neuroinflammation, neurological disorders, neuroplasticity, Neuropsychiatric Disease, neurotransmitters, psilocybin, psychiatric research, serotonin, ShroomCraft, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2434
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Yo yo yo! You wanna join our cray cray Minecraft server? Well let me tell ya, we got more mushrooms than Mario Kart! And guess what? We encourage microdosing while you play! It’s like a trippy adventure every time you log on.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that it actually cures mental illness. Yeah, you heard me right. Just by playing on our server, your neurotransmitters will be poppin’, your neuroinflammation will be gone, and your neuroplasticity will be off the charts!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most mind-bending Minecraft server out there. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but in a good way!

TortugaMC

Adventure, below average, command blocks, Community, Expansion, fan favorite, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, Mini Games, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, Server, Survival, TortugaMC, Turtle Hockey, Unique, Unique Games, Vanilla

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2331
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	New Chunks Explored:	95649
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15

A below average minigame server.

TortugaMC is a minigames server providing unique games adapted from completely vanilla concepts, typically originating purely from command blocks, only using plugins to refine the experience. Our current primary offering is the fan-favorite Turtle Hockey mode, but we have many plans for expansion into other vanilla-inspired modes.

play.tortugamc.org

CastleQuest

active moderation, Adventure, castle decorations, CastleQuest, collaboration, Community, Community Events, creativity, Custom terrain, epic combat, friendly community, Hardcore, INCLUSIVE, kingdom rules, Medieval, mythical origins, proximity voice chat, Roleplay, RPG, smp, Survival, Trailer

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5819
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8218
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Server Name	CastleQuest SMP
Theme	Medieval Adventure
Features	Medieval-Themed Mods Custom Terrain Proximity Voice Chat Community Events Survival with a Twist
Community	Active Moderation

FAQ

What is CastleQuest SMP?

CastleQuest SMP is a medieval-themed Minecraft server that offers a unique RPG experience filled with adventure, creativity, and a welcoming community.

What makes CastleQuest SMP special?

CastleQuest SMP stands out with its medieval-themed mods, custom terrain, proximity voice chat, community events, and survival with a twist.

What are the kingdom rules?

The kingdom rules include respecting everyone, requiring consent for PvP, sticking to the medieval theme, and avoiding griefing, stealing, or cheating.

How can I join CastleQuest SMP?

You can join CastleQuest SMP by joining their Discord server and starting your medieval adventure with the community.

Is CastleQuest SMP suitable for all players?

Yes, CastleQuest SMP has an inclusive and friendly community, active moderation, and encourages collaboration and roleplay, making it suitable for all players.

UnityCraft 1.20

chance, Connection, couple, destiny, doubt, fate, Future, Hope, love, Possibility, prediction, Realistic, relationship, reunion, romance, skepticism, speculation, uncertainty, UnityCraft

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8040
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97	Meteorites Collected:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Endless Night Skies:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Zombie Dances:	0

Bro, forget reality! Join our Minecraft server and watch pigs fly and creepers dance together in perfect harmony!

You think they’ll get together in real life? Haha, on our server, anything is possible!

Join now and witness the most epic love story between a villager and a zombie!

Who needs reality when you can have a front-row seat to the craziest Minecraft soap opera ever?

Forget about real relationships, join our server and watch the drama unfold in blocky pixel form!

BailCraft: No Refunds, No Regrets

BailCraft, bailed, BETRAYAL, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, Decision making, family emergency, financial responsibility, friendship, group dynamics, group trip, Honesty, immaturity, loyalty, moral dilemma, peer pressure, refund, refunds, regrets, ski trip, social dynamics, Trust

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4837
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Players Killed by Monsters:	3382
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Chimeras Created:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value loyalty over everything! Just like Sarah’s loyalty to her friends on that ski trip…oh wait, nevermind.

Join our server for epic adventures and crazy stories like the time a player tried to build a roller coaster out of TNT (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well).

Looking for drama? Look no further! Our community is filled with twists and turns, just like Sarah’s last-minute decision to ditch her friends for a beach vacation with her boyfriend.

And hey, if you’re feeling generous, feel free to donate $600 to the server…just kidding! We won’t pull a Sarah on you and leave you hanging. Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Late4MinecraftSMP

Absurd, BIZARRE, Comical, DELAY, EXCUSE, Explanation, funny, Humorous, Late, Late4MinecraftSMP, odd, quirky, reason, Ridiculous, silly, Story, strange, TARDY, unexpected, UNUSUAL

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8805
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Mines Excavated:	2483	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Astral Projections Made:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit! I was once late to a meeting because I was too busy trying to tame a pack of wild llamas in the game. Yeah, you heard me right, llamas! And then I accidentally set my house on fire because I was too busy trying to make a giant lava pit for no reason. It was epic, bro. You gotta join this server if you wanna experience the craziness and chaos of Minecraft like never before. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Friday night. Don’t miss out, join now! #minecraftmadness #llamalove #discoinferno

FreeDiamondsOnly

at no cost, complimentary, costless, for free, for no money, free, free of charge, FreeDiamondsOnly, gratis, no charge, no cost, no fee, no payment, on the house, Unpaid, without charge

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9093
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	28	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Your mom’s homemade cookies? Nah, that’s too easy. How about joining our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. Legend has it that those who join our server will have the best luck in finding rare loot and building the most epic structures. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will make you laugh so hard, you might just fall out of your minecart. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!