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| Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 673 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 26 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 73 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 11 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s like, totally lit fam. we got llamas that can fly and shoot lasers outta their eyes, like pew pew pew. and the best part? we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds.
oh, and get this, we have a pet dragon that breathes fire and can teleport you to different dimensions. yeah, you heard me right, different dimensions. you can hang out with aliens and unicorns and stuff. it’s like a party up in here, bro.
plus, we have this crazy rivalry with Trump, yeah, the president dude. he wants to take over our server and turn it into a golf course or something. but we ain’t havin’ it. we got our boy Lammy, the llama king, leading the charge against him. it’s like a real-life superhero movie, but in minecraft.
so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and be part of the most epic adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it. #teamllamaforever
