GazaCraft: FreeYazidiLady

Captivity, Conflict, enclave, Escape, freedom, FreeYazidiLady, gaza, GazaCraft, Hope, HUMAN RIGHTS, humanitarian crisis, Liberation, MIDDLE EAST, persecution, refugee, Relief, rescue, survivor, war zone, WOMAN, Yazidi

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4995
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	690283	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Crops Grown:	7224
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

New Minecraft Servers

LOL, OKAY SO LIKE, THIS SERVER IS LIKE A DREAM COME TRUE, JUST LIKE THIS YAZIDI WOMAN WHO ESCAPED FROM GAZA, BUT INSTEAD OF ESCAPING, YOU’RE JOINING OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND IT’S LIKE BEING FREE AT LAST, BUT IN A BLOCKY WORLD.

YOU GOTTA JOIN BECAUSE THE ADVENTURES HERE ARE WILDER THAN THE ONES THIS WOMAN WENT THROUGH. LIKE, WE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE IN RAINBOWS AND DIAMONDS, AND ZOMBIES THAT DANCE THE MACARENA.

ALSO, THE BUILDINGS HERE ARE MORE EPIC THAN THE GREAT WALL OF CHINA. WE GOT A CASTLE MADE ENTIRELY OF CHEESE, A SKYSCRAPER THAT TOUCHES THE CLOUDS, AND A GIANT TOILET THAT FLUSHES YOU INTO A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAIR.

SO, IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE FREEDOM LIKE THIS YAZIDI WOMAN, BUT IN A PIXELATED PARADISE, THEN JOIN OUR SERVER NOW. TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT.

Opera Singing Rater 1.20.5

1.20.5, 4channers, constructive criticism, honest feedback, indie vtuber, online feedback, online singing review, Opera, opera performance, opera singer evaluation, opera singer review, Rate my opera singing, rater, singing, singing critique, singing evaluation, singing review, Singing skills, vocal assessment, vocal critique, vocal performance analysis, vocal talent assessment, vtuber community, vtuber critique

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1071
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Votes:	8015
Dimension Hops:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why? Because the owner is an indie vtuber who wants 4channers to judge their singing skills. Like, what even is reality anymore? Click that link and prepare to question everything you know about Minecraft servers. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

MisunderstoodMemeQueen – Minecraft SMP

Assumptions, Authenticity, Communication, complexity, Depth, Empathy, Individuality, introspection, Introspective, Minecraft, misconceptions, misinterpreted, misunderstood, MisunderstoodMemeQueen, Perception, Personality, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, sensitivity, smp, UNIQUENESS, Vulnerability

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9498
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Villages Defended:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

OMG so like, people always think I’m super serious and like, all about business and stuff but like, I’m actually a total goofball! Like, I’m always making silly jokes and doing dumb stuff in the Minecraft SMP I play on. You should totally join our server because we have the craziest adventures, like one time we found a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats! And another time we had a massive prank war where we turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze made out of cake! It was so epic, you gotta come join us and see what kind of wacky shenanigans we get up to next! Plus, we have the best community ever, everyone is super friendly and always down for a good laugh. So come on, join us and let’s have some ridiculous fun together!

EvilCraft: The Movie

Antagonist, corrupt, Dark, Disturbing, Evil, evilcraft, film, MALEVOLENT, moral center, morally ambiguous, morally bankrupt, Movie, Psychological, Sinister, sinister protagonist, Suspense, Thriller, Twisted, Unethical, Villain, Wicked

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3113
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	221	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Dimension Hops:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the mystical diamond sword of doom, rumored to have been wielded by a chicken with laser eyes. And that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends, and a village of friendly zombies who throw the best parties in the Nether.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a unicorn made of TNT into battle against an army of killer bunnies? Join us if you dare, and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

MunchieMice Fitness Fun

ABHD6, anxiety, appetite regulation, Behavior, Brain, depressive behavior, Endocannabinoids, energy use, FITNESS, food intake, food motivation, Fun, Interest, key role, mice study, molecule inhibition, MunchieMice, neurobiology, neuroscience, physical activity, regulating, signs, study findings

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3310
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
New Chunks Explored:	667519	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	12

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got endocannabinoids in the brain that will totally regulate your food intake and energy use. Like, you won’t even need to eat in real life because our server will keep you full and energized!

We did a study on some mice (don’t worry, they’re fine) and found out that inhibiting this molecule called ABHD6 will make you super motivated to play Minecraft and do all kinds of physical activities. You’ll be running around like a crazy person, but in a good way!

And get this, you won’t even feel anxious or depressed while you’re playing on our server. It’s like a magical land where all your worries disappear and all you gotta do is build, mine, and survive. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Mad World’s Completion 1.21.2

1.21.2, Bender, completion, Dead IP, Finally Finished, finished game, Game Announcers, game review, game rumors, Graphic design, jake the dog, Kino, mad, mad world, MGR Revengence, New Game Ideas, no more heroes, offensive content, platinum games, Shutting Down, video games, violent games, voice acting, wii games, worlds

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7959
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Void Armor Forged:	22	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	17

Bro, have you ever played a game that’s so offensive it automatically becomes a masterpiece? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our Minecraft server! It’s like playing a game that hasn’t aged a day, just like the graphics in Mad World.

Join us for some crazy fun that’s more violent than a game with Jake the Dog as an announcer shouting dirty things. It’s like Platinum’s second best game, right after MGR Revengence.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the madness of Mad World on our server. Rumor has it that Platinum might shut down, so this might be your last chance to be a part of this epic adventure. Imagine a new Mad World game on our server today – it would be totally awesome, bro!

UnlikableSteveMC SMP

arrogance, dishonesty, insensitivity, lack of accountability, lack of communication skills, lack of confidence, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of empathy, lack of humor, lack of listening skills, lack of respect, lack of self-awareness, negative behavior, Negativity, personality traits, rudeness, Selfishness, smp, Social Skills, UnlikableSteveMC, unlikeable, untrustworthiness

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7076
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4658	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Falling into the Void:	3	New Chunks Explored:	283311
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? Like, if you’re not on it, then you’re missing out on all the fun and craziness that goes down every day. We’ve got, like, a secret underground club where we ride pigs and have dance parties with creepers. And, like, the admins are all unicorns who grant wishes and stuff.

But, like, the real reason you should join is because we have the best snacks. Like, seriously, we have a never-ending supply of cake and cookies and, like, every time you log on, a magical fairy delivers them to your doorstep. It’s, like, totally insane, dude.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes rainbow fire? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So, like, if you want to be part of the coolest, most ridiculous Minecraft server ever, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Minecrap2024

2024.., Adversity, bad year, Challenges, Difficulties, disappointments, Failures, Frustrations, Hardships, Minecrap2024, misfortunes, negative experiences, Obstacles, regrets, setbacks, shitty year, Struggles, tough times, unfortunate circumstances, unfortunate events

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4754
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Zombie Dances:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85

Are you still traumatized from the Great Creeper Invasion of 2024? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where Steve and Herobrine are actually best friends plotting to take over the world (of Minecraft, that is). Say goodbye to the horrors of 2024 and hello to a new world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join us now and let’s make 2025 the best year ever!

CraftyBlockz

Assistance, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyBlockz, crisis response, Diplomacy, eastern europe, food aid, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, kyiv, MIDDLE EAST, Partnership, Peacebuilding, solidarity, strategic ties, Support, Syria, Ukraine

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1467
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Farms Harvested:	840	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

come join our minecraft server, it’s like syria and ukraine teaming up for a food fight! we promise more food aid shipments than kyiv could ever dream of. build your own strategic alliances and conquer the virtual world with your epic minecraft skills. who needs real world politics when you can have a blast on our server? join now for a wild ride that will leave you hungry for more!

Deplorable to Adorable in Hours

adorable, Appearance, beauty routine, confidence boosting, daily habits, deplorable, Grooming, HOURS, mental health, personal hygiene, self esteem, self grooming, self improvement, self love, self maintenance, self worth, self-care, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-pampering, skincare, Time management, wellness

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2730
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27

u wanna join our minecraft server cuz it takes u days or even months to look deplorable, but only a few hours every week to look good. our server got magical potions that make u look like a diamond-studded unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out ur butt. plus, we got a secret underground disco where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. join us and become the most fabulous player in all of minecraft land!

Blocky Boob Busters

blocky, boob, breast cancer, Busters, Cancer Genetics, cancer research, exodus, genetic factors, genetic testing, health advancements, hereditary cancer, immunotherapy, inherited, lab-made antibody, medical breakthrough, metastasis, oncology, personalized medicine, Prevention, spread, Targeted therapy, Treatment, tumor growth

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	863
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! WE GOT SO MANY CREEPERS YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN A MINECRAFT HORROR MOVIE! PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS ARE SO DUMB THEY MAKE VILLAGERS IN OTHER SERVERS LOOK LIKE EINSTEIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, IT MAKES THE SUN JEALOUS! AND OUR WITCHES MAKE THE BEST POTIONS, YOU’LL BE FLYING AROUND LIKE A DRUNK BAT IN NO TIME!

AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE LEGENDARY ENDER DRAGON RIDING A GIANT CHICKEN! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

What is the IP for BionicLMAO Minecraft Server?

bionic, bionic reacts, bioniclmao, i built, I Built a 100% Invisible Base in Minecraft, i built minecraft, invisible base, invisible base minecraft, Minecraft, secret base minecraft, Server

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3291
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Mines Excavated:	3164	Meteorites Collected:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

BionicLMAO is a talented content creator known for producing comedic and entertaining videos on platforms such as YouTube and TikTok. With a unique sense of humor and engaging personality, BionicLMAO has amassed a large following of fans who eagerly await his next upload. His content often includes skits, challenges, and reaction videos, showcasing his creativity and ability to connect with his audience. Through his lighthearted and engaging content, BionicLMAO has solidified himself as a rising star in the online entertainment world.

Nikke’s Realm 1.21

anniversary, Awaken Rapi., christmas party, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Entertainment Only, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Merry Nikke., Missilis Candor, nikke on satellite, Nikke Original, Nikkes, Realm, Special Recruit, Stay Tactical, treasure chest, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1243
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a footstep, walk, run event happening from December 26 to January 16. Can you imagine the chaos of running around in Minecraft with all your buddies? It’s gonna be lit! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events like Co-op: Alteisen on January 3 to January 5. You gotta be there, man! Plus, they got special recruits like Guillotine: Winter Slayer and Rapi: Red Hood. Like, who wouldn’t want to recruit them, right? And the costume passes, bro, the costume passes! Naga: Last Girlhood and Zwei: First Festa are coming up. You gotta dress to impress in Minecraft, you feel me? And they even got codes for some sick rewards. Like, STAYTACTICAL and ENTERTAINMENTONLY, bro! It’s gonna be a party in Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this Minecraft party started!

NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bewildering, BIZARRE, confounding, Enigmatic, illogical, incomprehensible, Inexplicable, irrational, irrationality, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Mysterious, Nonsensical, NonsensicalMoose, paradoxical, perplexing, puzzling, SENSELESS, smp, unfathomable

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7829
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Divine Spears Created:	23
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

anguish, bawling, cathartic release, CryCraft, deep pain, Despair, Distress, emotional breakdown, extreme emotions, Heartache, intense grief, loud cry, Meltdown, obnoxious cry, Outburst, overwhelming sadness, Server, sobbing, sorrow, traumatic experience, Ultimate, uncontrollable crying, wailing, WEEPING

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6715
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	23
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3421
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Crops Grown:	1736	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!