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Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 95/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 9
Epic Battles Fought: 15 Potions Brewed: 110
Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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