Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 91/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 28 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 11 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that on this server, Jesus himself descends from the heavens every Sunday to bless players with enchanted diamond armor and golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of him riding a majestic rainbow llama through the pixelated skies.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret unicorn sanctuary, where you can tame and ride these magical creatures into battle against hordes of evil creepers and skeletons. And if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon while riding a unicorn, you’ll unlock the ability to shoot rainbow lasers from your eyes!
So what are you waiting for? Come join our bishounen jesus edition Minecraft server and experience the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in a virtual world. Don’t miss out on the fun, or you’ll regret it for eternity!
