so, like, u know what’s crazier than namibia overturning a law banning gay sex? joining this minecraft server, duh! we got rainbow sheep that poop out glitter blocks, and u can ride on unicorns while shooting fireballs from ur hands. plus, our admins are actual wizards who can grant u three wishes if u find them in the enchanted forest. come join us and experience the wildest adventure of ur life, cuz namibia ain’t got nothin on us!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 109/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Potions Brewed: 29
Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 9
Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9
Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
Divine Spears Created: 19 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY