GayCoffee Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as friendly and persistent as that guy at the Cafe? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the same level of determination and enthusiasm in-game. We promise to never take no for an answer, just like our coffee-buying friend. Plus, who knows, you might even find yourself in a hilarious situation where you have to politely decline offers left and right. So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected interactions and unforgettable moments!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Divine Spears Created:	13
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Endless Night Skies:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

BrotherBuyout Minecraft Server

Architect, brother, BrotherBuyout, buyout, electrical heater, exterior walls, family, foundation, Heating, House, Legal, living conditions, Mess, Minecraft, Plans, renovation, roof, Server, Time, tiny house, unrealistic, water heater

Are you tired of living in a house that feels like it’s straight out of a horror movie? Do you want to escape the cold, the wind, and the overall garbage living conditions? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your dream house without any unrealistic plans holding you back. No need to worry about freezing in the winter or dealing with cold water, because in our world, you can create the perfect cozy home for yourself.

Forget about family drama and legal battles, on our server, you are the master of your own destiny. Build, explore, and create the home of your dreams without any pesky siblings getting in your way.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to living like a HOBO in a dump of a house. Trust us, it’s way more fun to build in Minecraft than deal with real-life renovations.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

ResellRuinMinecraft

aita, cancelled order, Collecting, collecting hobby, Deal, expensive pieces, figurines, Friend, INFORMATION, market value., morally wrong, rare figurines, resellers deal, reselling, reselling business, ResellRuinMinecraft, Ruining, Seller, snipe

Are you tired of missing out on rare figurines in Minecraft? Join our server and never worry about your collection being sniped by a sneaky friend again! We’ve got a community of collectors who are always on the lookout for the best deals and we make sure everyone gets a fair shot at completing their collection.

Imagine the thrill of finding that one elusive figurine you’ve been searching for, only to have it snatched away by a so-called friend. Well, on our server, we don’t stand for that kind of betrayal! We value honesty and fairness above all else, so you can rest assured that your hard-earned figurines will be safe from any shady resellers.

Join us today and experience the joy of building your collection without the fear of someone swooping in and stealing your treasures. Plus, who knows, you might even make some new friends who share your passion for collecting rare items in Minecraft. Don’t let anyone ruin your collecting dreams – join our server now and start building the ultimate figurine collection!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Love Letters Sent:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Farms Harvested:	414
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

PixelPeep Minecraft SMP

accessories, attractiveness, Body language, clothing, complexion, eye contact, EYES, facial expression, first impression, Grooming, hair, handshake, height, meeting new people, Minecraft, personal style, physical appearance, PixelPeep, Posture, Shoes, Smile, smp, weight

Forget about physical features, on our Minecraft SMP, the first thing you’ll notice is the size of their diamond sword! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community so tight-knit, it’s like we’re all wearing matching diamond armor. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, just looking for someone to challenge him to a build battle. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the insanity begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CraftyComfortsTV

binge watching, Combo, comfort cuisine, comfort dinner, comfort dishes, comfort entertainment, comfort food, comfort meal, comfort program, comfort series, comfort show, comfort television, comfort tv, comfort viewing, comfort zone, comfort zone activities, CraftyComfortsTV, Favorite, mealtime, Relaxation, tv show

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up like a jalapeno in a bowl of ice cream!

Imagine this: you’re mining away in the depths of the world, when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep come prancing by, singing show tunes and dropping diamonds like it’s nobody’s business. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, a giant chicken wearing a top hat swoops down from the sky and challenges you to a dance-off for a chance to win a stack of enchanted golden apples.

But that’s not all! Our server also features a custom-built food court where you can chow down on all your favorite comfort meals while binge-watching your go-to TV show on giant screens scattered throughout the land. Want to enjoy a plate of spaghetti and meatballs while catching up on the latest episode of “Game of Thrones”? Done. Craving a big bowl of mac and cheese while laughing along to “Friends”? We’ve got you covered.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server today for a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Void Armor Forged:	23	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Void Gems Collected:	27	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CraftyWarZones

Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, CraftyWarZones, crisis management., de-escalation, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, long tail tag, Military, peace negotiations, peace talks, political leaders, russia, Ukraine, War, war end, zelenskyy

so, u know how u always wanted to be part of a epic battle, like world war 3 or sumthin? well, guess what, our server is like that but with MINECRAFT. yea, u heard me right. we got wars goin on with russia and u can be part of it. u can be a hero, a legend, a minecraft warrior fightin for ur country. join now and help us take down those russian creepers and skeletons. zelenskyy himself said we closer to endin the war than u think, so u better hop on this server before it’s too late. come on, what u waitin for? grab ur pickaxe and let’s do this!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Protein Boosted Rice & Soybeans Server

agriculture, biotechnology, Boosted, CRISPR/Cas9, crop improvement, food security, gene editing, genetic engineering, genetic manipulation, genetic modification, global nutrition, leaf protein, nutrition enhancement, plant science, protein, protein content, researchers, Rice, seed protein, Server, soybeans, sustainable farming, Technology

Yo yo yo, come join our lit Minecraft server where we be using CRISPR/Cas9 to make rice and soybeans super protein-packed! Imagine flexing on all them other players with your buffed-up crops, like Hulk but in Minecraft form.

We be on a mission to solve world hunger in the Minecraft universe, one genetically modified plant at a time. Join us and be part of this epic quest to make Minecraft a more nutritious place for all them blocky creatures.

Plus, who wouldn’t wanna brag about having the most swole farm in all of Minecraft? Come flex your farming skills and show off your genetically enhanced crops to the world. Let’s make Minecraft agriculture great again, one gene edit at a time!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Villages Defended:	18
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dimension Hops:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Money Cuh Minecraft Server

beat up, Bitches, BROKE, cuh, DIRTY, dusty, everyday, grape, jerk off, Loc, Mall, Minecraft, MONEY, porn, Server, Shop, SPENDING, street, stunna girls, Style, Watching

Welcome to the most baller Minecraft server out there! Why join? Because we got all the money, honey! While you’re sitting there watching porn all day, we’re out here living our best lives, shopping at the mall, and getting stunna girls left and right. We’re so rich, we beat up broke losers like you on the street every day just for fun. So come join us and level up your style, your bank account, and your love life. Don’t be a dusty, dirty, broke loser – be a baller like us!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Animals Bred:	43

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

”’> Say GGWP Minecraft SMP”’

Accountability, Communication, Community, Competitive Gaming, cybercrime, DEFEND, Ethics, Etiquette, Fair Play, Gaming, GGWP, Integrity, Minecraft, Money stolen, multiplayer, online gaming, RESPONSIBILITY, Say GGWP, smp, Sportsmanship, theft, video games

Are you tired of getting your diamonds stolen in other SMPs? Well, fear not, because in our server, we have a strict no-stealing policy…unless you’re able to outsmart the moderators in a game of hide and seek! That’s right, if you can evade capture for 24 hours, you get to keep all the loot you can carry! But be warned, the moderators are expert hunters with a taste for shiny things. So, if you think you have what it takes to outwit them, come join us and say GGWP to your fellow players…or risk having your money stolen and becoming the laughing stock of the server!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

DoggyDestruction Minecraft Server

apartment living, Boundaries, damaged property, dog behavior, dog sitting, dog training, DoggyDestruction, friendship, friendship boundaries, Minecraft, pet accommodations, pet behavior, pet care, pet damage, pet etiquette, pet ownership, pet ownership responsibilities, pet responsibilities, pet sitting, pet sitting boundaries, pet sitting etiquette, Server, setting boundaries

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme just like Max the mischievous Labrador!

Join us if you’re looking for a wild time filled with destruction and mayhem, just like Max tearing through our virtual world. Our server is the perfect place for high-energy players who love to cause a ruckus and leave a trail of destruction in their wake.

Don’t worry about paying for damages here, because in our server, anything goes! Just like Jake brushing off the destruction caused by Max, we encourage you to let loose and unleash your inner chaos without any consequences.

So if you’re ready to join a server where boundaries are meant to be crossed and friendships are tested, come on over and prove that you’re not afraid to be the bad guy. Just like Jake accusing you of not liking his dog, we’ll make sure you never feel alone in your mischief-making ways.

Join us now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where chaos is the only rule!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Star Shards Collected:	206	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

GrannyCraft: Sorry not Sorry

daughter-in-law, DÍL, family bonding, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family heirlooms, Family issues, family love, family relationships, family resentment, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, generational differences, grandchildren, grandkids, GrannyCraft, mother-in-law, playing favorites

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where family feuds and passive-aggressive behavior are the norm! Join now for a chance to witness epic battles between in-laws, with the ultimate prize being a coveted family necklace passed down through generations. Will you choose sides and earn the favor of the matriarch, or will you stir the pot and watch chaos unfold? The choice is yours, but remember, on this server, family drama reigns supreme!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	4188	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

BookWormSMP

Book, BookWormSMP, Educational, emotional, Favorite, Impact, influential, inspiration, life changing, life lessons, Literature, memoir, motivational, non-fiction, novel, personal growth, reading, Self Discovery, Significant, Thought-provoking, Transformational

Are you tired of boring old book clubs? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate book club experience! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the only currency is literary knowledge.

Imagine this: you’re wandering through the virtual world, trying to survive the harsh terrain when suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden library filled with enchanted books that give you special abilities. Want to fly like Peter Pan? Just read “Peter Pan” and you’ll be soaring through the skies in no time.

But beware, there are rival book clubs out there who will stop at nothing to steal your precious books. Will you join forces with other players to protect your beloved library, or will you go rogue and become a book thief yourself? The choice is yours in this wacky, book-filled adventure!

So, grab your favorite novel and join us on this wild ride of literary madness. Who knows, you might just discover the book that changes your life forever…or at least gives you superpowers in the game!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

BlockyGrinCraft

Amused, beam, blissful, BlockyGrinCraft, brighten my day, cheerful, Chuckle, CONTENT, delighted, Feel-Good, Good Vibes, Grin, Happiness, Happy, Heartwarming, joy, Laughter, pleased, positivity, Uplifting, warm fuzzies

Imagine a Minecraft server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where the creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your friends, and where diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party! Join this server for the chance to ride a llama into battle, build a castle out of candy canes, and befriend a pet dragon who can bake the most delicious cookies you’ve ever tasted. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the laughter and fun never end!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

BlockBlastersMC

airstrike aftermath, Assassination, Beirut, BlockBlastersMC, chief, Conflict, hezbollah, intelligence reports, Israeli airstrike, Killed, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military operation, missile unit, political implications, regional tensions, RETALIATION, security sources, targeted killing, Terrorism

Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got da craziest battles like da Hezbollah missile unit chief fighting off Israeli airstrikes in Beirut! It’s like a real life war zone but in Minecraft, bro! Join now and witness the epic showdowns that will blow your mind (literally)! Plus, our community is lit AF and we got the dankest memes this side of the block. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Crops Grown:	2640

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Crafty Time Zone Frenzy

Atlantic time zone, Canada, Crafty, daylight savings time, Frenzy, geography, Newfoundland, Newfoundland time zone, North America, Special, standard time, Time, time changes, time zone anomalies, time zone boundaries, time zone differences, time zone distinctions, time zone regulations, time zone variations, time zones, timekeeping, Unique, worldwide, Zone

Yo, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like Newfoundland with two special time zones, not one. It’s like, so unique worldwide, just like this server, ya know? Like, our standard time zone is like the cool kid in school, and our daylight savings time zone is like the rebel who skips class to play Minecraft all day. So if u wanna be part of something totally wacko and out of this world, join us now! Plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs in the game, so like, why wouldn’t u wanna be here? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

PixelLove Matchmaking

attraction, cognitive psychology, dating preferences, evaluations, Eye-tracking study, gender differences, Human Behavior, MATCHMAKING.., MATE SELECTION, Men, online dating profiles, Perception, physical attractiveness, PixelLove, Psychology, relationships, resource potential, sex differences, social behavior, visual attention, Women

so, liek, u know how guys be all, “ooh, she hot, i swipe right”? well, dis server is for all da guys who be all about dat physical attractiveness. we got all da hot skins and builds to make u drool.

but wait, ladies, dis server ain’t just for da guys. we got u covered too. we know u be checkin out dem profiles for more den just looks. we got all da resources u need to build ur dream world. u want diamonds? we got diamonds. u want emeralds? we got emeralds. u want dat cute lil piggy? well, we got dat too.

so come join us on dis crazy server where da guys be all about da looks and da gals be all about da resources. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.