Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to build and survive! Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

Our members are like no other – they’re a wild bunch who will keep you entertained for hours on end. From epic battles with giant creepers to building insane structures that defy the laws of physics, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have exclusive VODs that will have you in stitches, Twitter updates that will make you LOL, and TikTok videos that will have you hitting the like button faster than you can say “diamond sword.”

And let’s not forget about our merch – it’s so cool, you’ll want to wear it everywhere you go. So what are you waiting for? Join us on the most hilarious Minecraft server around and get ready for a wild ride!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 92/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Runes Activated: 6 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
Glorious Feasts Held: 13 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 28
Mythical Quests Completed: 38 Alien Abductions: 2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Bedrock SMP: Where creepers celebrate birthdays and skeletons do the macarena!

    Bedrock SMP: Where creepers celebrate birthdays and skeletons do the macarena!

    Insomniacs SMP Overview

    Name Insomniacs SMP
    Platform BEDROCK
    Discord Link Join us on Discord

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? In order to join the server, you must verify yourself by filling out a 3 question form and providing proof by SS.
    Is the Discord link safe? Yes, the Discord link is safe to use.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 6 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • CraftyCraft – Minecraft Server

    CraftyCraft – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for epic adventures and outrageous fun that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers appear out of nowhere and challenge you to a dance-off. Can you out-dance the creepers and claim the title of Dance King? Only on our server!

    But that’s not all – we have special events like the Crocolisk Mount Race where you can ride a crocodile through a treacherous obstacle course to win fabulous prizes. And don’t forget about our Shark Hat Fashion Show, where players compete to see who can rock the shark hat with the most style.

    Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community around. Who knows what wacky adventures await you? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Dominican Minecraft SMP Migrants

    Dominican Minecraft SMP Migrants
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the Dominican migrants roam free and build epic structures? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious shenanigans and crazy adventures. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with dancing Dominican migrants throwing a fiesta like no other. So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • WaterWarriorz

    WaterWarriorz
    Come join our Minecraft server where splitting the bill evenly is a thing of the past! We believe in fair play and that means you only pay for what you consume, just like our friend who only had water and a side salad. No more being called cheap for not wanting to pay for someone else’s extravagant meal choices!

    On our server, you can build your own virtual restaurant where you can serve up whatever you want without worrying about splitting the bill. Want to charge extra for avocado on toast? Go for it! Want to have a “water only” section for those budget-conscious diners? The choice is yours!

    Join us for a dining experience like no other, where you can eat, drink, and mine to your heart’s content without the pressure of splitting the bill equally. Who knew Minecraft could be so deliciously fair?

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 22
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 New Chunks Explored: 501377
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 19

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • ChinaCarBlock2021

    ChinaCarBlock2021
    So, like, imagine this: you’re driving your Minecraft car and suddenly the Chinese software in your vehicle goes all wonky and you end up crashing into a creeper! Not cool, right? Well, on our server, we don’t mess with that Chinese stuff. We only use the finest, handcrafted, artisanal software and hardware from the depths of the Nether.

    Join our server and never worry about Chinese software causing chaos in your Minecraft world again! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of Endermen who have a direct line to Notch himself. So, if you want insider access to all the latest Minecraft updates and exclusive content, you gotta join us.

    Oh, and did we mention that our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine? Yeah, that’s right. He’s like our pet or something. So, if you’re brave enough to face off against the ultimate Minecraft villain, come on over and join us. Just make sure to bring your diamond sword and a stack of golden apples. You’re gonna need ’em.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 10 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Vanishing Items Found: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Metal Mania Cardio Craft

    Metal Mania Cardio Craft
    so, like, u know how u play minecraft and u just, like, mine for all the ores and stuff? well, guess what, this server has, like, all the metals u could ever dream of! cobalt, tungsten, uranium, cadmium – u name it, we got it!

    but, like, here’s the catch – exposure to these metals can, like, increase ur risk of cardiovascular disease! crazy, right? so, like, come join our server and see if u can survive the metal madness!

    we’ve got, like, insane stories of players who have mined too much cobalt and ended up with, like, arteries full of harmful plaque! it’s, like, atherosclerosis on steroids, dude!

    so, like, if u wanna risk it all for some shiny metals and a chance at a heart attack, then come join our server! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Void Armor Forged: 14
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • WeCanGoWhining BoxPeePee 1.20.1-1.21.1 Server

    WeCanGoWhining BoxPeePee 1.20.1-1.21.1 Server

    WeCanGoMining Minecraft Server Overview

    Features:

    Kits
    Shopkeepers
    Coin System
    PVP
    Leaderboards

    We are a new and upcoming server looking for new players to join our community! Any feedback to the server can help us make it better as its not just our server, its also the player’s server.

    Information:

    Server Address: wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz
    Version: 1.20.1+
    Discord Community: https://discord.com/invite/QjQWB3VBsq

    FAQs:

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: You can join the server by using the server address provided: wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz

    Q: What version of Minecraft do I need to play on the server?

    A: You will need Minecraft version 1.20.1 or higher to play on the server.

    Q: Are there any special features on the server?

    A: Yes, the server offers kits, shopkeepers, a coin system, PVP action, and leaderboards for players to enjoy.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Emeralds Found: 8657
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Mines Excavated: 1024 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Curse of Binding Applied: 5

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • InstinctCraft Minecraft Server

    InstinctCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old servers that make you question the meaning of life? Look no further, because our Minecraft server will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about morality and instincts!

    Join us and experience the thrill of praising things like sexual abstinence and self-sacrifice while building your virtual world. Who needs self-preservation when you can have selfless dedication to your pixelated family/nation/ideals?

    Forget about survival of the fittest, on our server, it’s all about survival of the most morally conflicted. So come on, join us and let your instincts run wild in ways you never thought possible!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 10 Invisible Walls Found: 1

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • > Walks into your home and whips cooked… Minecraft SMP

    > Walks into your home and whips cooked… Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have players who will literally walk into your home and start whipping cooked meat out of your walls! It’s like a surprise meat pinata party every time you log on. Join us for the chaos and the delicious loot!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 19 Titanic Battles Fought: 15
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 9

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • DressDilemmaCraft

    DressDilemmaCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of a friend trying to steal back a dress they gave as a gift.

    But don’t worry, on our server, you can keep all the virtual dresses you want without any real-life drama. So come on in and let’s build some friendships as strong as diamond armor (and hopefully without any dress-stealing shenanigans)!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Mines Excavated: 4016 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Divine Spears Created: 23
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • NostalgicCraft

    NostalgicCraft
    Remember that one time you were playing Minecraft and accidentally punched a pig while trying to build a house? Well, imagine a whole server dedicated to those epic fails! Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of accidentally setting your own house on fire with a misplaced block of lava.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful it can turn your diamond armor into a chicken nugget in seconds. Only the bravest players dare to face this feathered foe.

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where creepers and skeletons bust a move to the latest hits. Who knew mobs had such killer dance moves?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and create memories that will make you laugh for years to come. Who needs a boring old pig farm when you can have a wild adventure like this?

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 39
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Divine Spears Created: 24
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 39 Treasure Maps Found: 8

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • LebCraft Air Strikes

    LebCraft Air Strikes
    come join our epic minecraft server where the action is as crazy as israel launching 100 ‘preemptive’ air raids in lebanon in just one hour! we’ve got explosions, chaos, and non-stop mayhem waiting for you! build your own bunker to hide from the madness or join in on the fun and unleash your inner warrior. trust us, you won’t find a server more intense than this one. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the thrill of the battlefield in minecraft like never before!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Farms Harvested: 600
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Star Shards Collected: 98
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • ShroomCraft: The Happy Server

    ShroomCraft: The Happy Server
    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, man! It’s like taking a trip on some psychedelic psilocybin, but without the risk of getting arrested by the Minecraft police, ya feel me? This server is like a happy pill for your soul, boosting your mood and making you feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

    But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be building epic structures and battling creepers like a boss, but you’ll also experience greater improvements in social skills. You’ll be making friends left and right, forming alliances, and maybe even finding love in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

    And get this, dude, your sex drive won’t be affected at all! You’ll still be able to flirt with that cute Enderman or seduce that sassy villager without any worries. So come on, join this server and let the good times roll! Who needs antidepressants when you’ve got Minecraft, am I right?

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 366 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 20
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Gryphons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Kino’s Block Party Minecraft Server

    Kino’s Block Party Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because I found Kino! This server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids.

    Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens, or team up with your friends to take down a dragon that breathes rainbow fire. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest at spawn, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. Want a diamond sword that shoots lasers? Done. How about a pet dragon that farts rainbows? You got it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on Kino and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected – like getting attacked by a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. It’s all part of the fun!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 8994
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Wyt Women Sus AF Minecraft SMP

    Wyt Women Sus AF Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF! We’ve got witches casting spells, creepers twerking, and even the occasional Ender Dragon stopping by for a dance party.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of rabid llamas, or build a majestic castle only to have it destroyed by a herd of rampaging pigs.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the villagers have started their own underground fight club. So if you’re ready to get in on the action and see what all the hype is about, come join us and see if you can survive the chaos. Wyt women sus af, but our server is even more sus and we love it!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 50 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Dimension Hops: 10
    Endless Legions Commanded: 13 Divine Spears Created: 14
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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