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BritHumor Minecraft Server

BritHumor, british culture, british people, comedic shows, cross-cultural humor, cultural appreciation, cultural jokes, cultural sensitivity, cultural understanding, friend dynamics, humor, insensitive, joking, joking boundaries, Korean people, Minecraft, offensive, Server, social faux pas, social interactions, Stereotypes

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2873
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Villages Defended:	17
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	65	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your comedic needs! Join us and experience the wackiest adventures in the blocky world.

We have British people, Korean people, and even aliens (yes, they’re real on our server)! Make jokes, have fun, and never worry about offending anyone because we embrace all types of humor.

So if you’re looking for a server where you can joke about anything and everything, join us now! Who knows, you might even meet a real-life British person (or maybe just a really good accent impersonator). Let the laughter begin!

UglyFriendGateCraft

appearance standards, attraction, avoiding awkward situations, body image, Communication, compatibility, Conflict Resolution, DATING, friend groups, Friendship Dynamics, honesty in relationships, personality differences, physical appearance, physical preferences, relationship advice, relationship boundaries, setting up friends, social etiquette, social interactions, UglyFriendGateCraft

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5685
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	76	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	968332
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we matchmake players like never before! Just like this guy’s girlfriend trying to set up her friend with a lawyer, we’ll set you up with the perfect mining buddy!

Imagine a world where you and your new mining partner are exploring caves together, fighting off creepers, and building the most epic structures. Who cares if one of you is a bit more conventionally attractive than the other? It’s all about teamwork and having fun!

Join our server and let us play matchmaker with your Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might just find your perfect block-building soulmate. And hey, if things get awkward, just blame it on the Ender Dragon. It’s always causing drama anyway.

AwkwardDaterMC SMP

advice, awkward moments, AwkwardDaterMC, Beginners, Body language, Communication, Confidence, DATING, dating advice, dating etiquette, dating tips, first dates, Honesty, love, Men, mistakes to avoid, relationships, romance, self improvement, smp, Tips, understanding signals

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8300
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Farms Harvested:	485
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

OMG guys, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, let me tell you why you should totally join! Like, imagine a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky, that’s basically what our server is like. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving hugs (just make sure not to get too close, lol). Plus, we have this crazy tradition where every full moon we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mobs and have a dance party in the Nether. It’s wild, trust me. So if you wanna join in on the fun and make some new friends who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are, then come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a diamond pickaxe, you’re gonna need it 😉💎🔨 #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsOrMissOut #BobTheCreeperIsBae

CraftyCreeperClap

anxiety, Awareness, counseling, CraftyCreeperClap, Diagnosis, education, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional impact, fear, health, Medical, Prevention, reaction, Results, sexually transmitted disease, shame, std, stigma, Support, Testing, Treatment

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	309
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Dimension Hops:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Holy Grails Found:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane place to play Minecraft! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking creepers! But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the Ender Dragon is the DJ! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels to become the ultimate Chicken Champion! And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, complete with twists, turns, and flaming zombie pigmen!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring old servers.

KyivCraft: French Desertion Fiasco

155th Brigade, alleged, Anne of Kyiv, Army, BETRAYAL, Conflict, current events, desertion, eastern europe, Europe, Fiasco, French, French-trained, international relations, investigation, KyivCraft, loyalty, mass desertion, Military, military training, News, soldiers, Ukraine, War

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3836
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Void Gems Collected:	28	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Enchantments Applied:	96

haha bro u gotta join this server, it’s like the wildest ride u ever been on. we got ukraine investigating some crazy mass desertion of this french-trained 155th brigade, like wtf is even happening. but don’t worry, our server ain’t got no deserters, just a bunch of crazy gamers ready to take on any challenge.

join us and be a part of the ‘Anne of Kyiv’ brigade, we ain’t french-trained but we sure know how to have a good time. build epic castles, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even uncover some mysterious conspiracies along the way. who knows, maybe u’ll be the next hero of our server, leading us to victory against all odds.

so what u waiting for? come join the madness, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. see u in the game, bro!

Poop Before Stroop – Minecraft Server

athletes, cognitive function, Cognitive Speed, digestion, Endurance, Exercise, FITNESS, health, Improves, mental performance., Minecraft, Performance, physical performance, Poop, pooping, research, Server, Small Study, Stroop, Stroop Test, study, Training, Triathletes, triathlon

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	467
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Dimension Hops:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	29

hey u! u wanna join a minecraft server that will BLOW UR MIND?! well, let me tell u about this CRAZY server where we did a small study on triathletes and found out that pooping before taking the Stroop test actually improves cognitive speed and performance!

I know, it sounds INSANE, but trust me, it’s TRUE! imagine pooping before every test and becoming a MINECRAFT GENIUS!

So come join us on this server where we poop before every challenge and dominate the game like never before! who knew that the key to success in minecraft was in the bathroom all along?! don’t miss out on this life-changing opportunity, join now and become a POOPING PRODIGY!

256Forever

256Forever, chest, Community, Essentials, gameplay, Land Claims, Map, Materials, Minecraft, multiplayer, New faces, Players, Plugins, pre generated, Semi Vanilla, Server, Simple, Spawn, Survival, unique loot

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8416
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Emeralds Found:	1143
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Potions Brewed:	174	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.256forever.net
Discord	https://discord.256forever.net

This is a very small semi-vanilla server with a brand new map and limited plugins. We are still gathering materials to build a spawn together. There are basic things like essentials and land claims and lootin’. The Lootin plugin makes it so you get unique loot from pre-generated chests. As more people join I may add more plugins, as well as some I have developed, but I wanted to keep gameplay simple for now. Averaging at around 5~ players, we’re hoping to see some new faces around 🙂

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How many players are usually online?	On average, around 5 players are online.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, please refer to the server rules posted in the Discord server.
Can I request for specific plugins to be added?	You can suggest plugins in the Discord server, and the admin may consider adding them.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed. Please respect other player’s builds and belongings.

Anime Lovebirds 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anime, anime romance, anime ships, Best Anime Couple, Best Video Game Couples, gaming couples, lovebirds, Makoto Niijima, OTPs, persona 5, persona 5 characters, Persona 5 Romance, Persona series, ren amamiya, Ren and Makoto, Ren and Makoto Love Story, Ren and Makoto Persona 5, Ren and Makoto Persona Series., Ren and Makoto Relationship, RPG Couples, Video Game Couples

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5932
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	11

Yo, bro, forget about Ren and Makoto from Persona 5, come join our Minecraft server instead!

Why, you ask? Well, because on our server, you can build a giant statue of Ren and Makoto out of diamond blocks!

And guess what? We have a secret underground dungeon where you can roleplay as Ren and Makoto and fight off evil mobs together!

Plus, we have a special potion that turns you into a cat so you can meow your way through the game like a true ninja!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and unleash your inner Ren and Makoto in the wackiest Minecraft adventure ever!

LottoBFFs Minecraft SMP

Blessing, charitable giving, dream come true, Family Support, financial assistance, Financial Security, Financial Stability, financial windfall, Generosity, gratefulness, helping others, Kindness, life-changing opportunity, lottery winner, LottoBFFs, loved ones, Making A Difference, Minecraft, sharing the wealth, smp, Support, unexpected wealth

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2992
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Magic Items Found:	5582
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s the most lit server everrrr. We have like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret base full of enchanted golden apples. And get this, the owner is a talking llama who can shoot lasers out of its eyes!

If you join, you’ll be part of the coolest gang of players who go on crazy adventures to find the rarest blocks in the game. I once saw someone ride a pig off a cliff and land in a pool of lava, but they survived because they had a magic potion that turned them into a fireproof chicken. It was wild, man.

So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this insane server? You’ll never be bored again, I promise. Plus, if you win the lottery, we’ll all help you spend your winnings on building a giant statue of a creeper made entirely out of emeralds. It’ll be LEGENDARY, bro. So come join us and let’s conquer Minecraft together! #YOLO #Minecraft4Life 🤪🤑🔥

OldNetCraft

Angelfire, aol, Chat Rooms, cyber culture, dial-up, digital memories, early online experiences, early websites, floppy disks, Geocities, irc, message boards, myspace, Netscape Navigator, Nostalgia, OldNetCraft, retro technology, slow connections, vintage internet, web rings, Yahoo Messenger

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4800
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Animals Bred:	153
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Star Shards Collected:	209
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	4691	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Remember the good ol’ days of the Internet when you could spend hours playing Minecraft without a care in the world? Well, we’ve got the perfect server for you to relive those glory days! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing creepers.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself has been spotted hanging out in our virtual realm. Rumor has it he’s just looking for a buddy to play mini-games with and share some enchanted golden apples.

But that’s not all! We also have a hidden treasure chest filled with rare loot that only the bravest adventurers can find. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the pixelated madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a zombie, then you might regret it a little).

HaitiCraft2024

2024.., border control, caribbean, deportation, deportation consequences, deportation laws, deportation process, deportation statistics, deported, discrimination, Dominican Republic, government policy, Haitians, HaitiCraft2024, HUMAN RIGHTS, immigration, international relations, Migration, Refugee Crisis, Social Issues, undocumented immigrants

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7959
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Potions Brewed:	178	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Animals Bred:	186	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Zombie Dances:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND ESCAPE DEPORTATION LIKE A PRO! WE GOT MORE THAN 276,000 HAITIANS READY TO BUILD SOME EPIC HOUSES AND SLAY SOME ZOMBIES!

COME JOIN US AND BUILD A FORTRESS SO STRONG, EVEN THE DOMINICAN REPUBLIC CAN’T DEPORT YOU!

WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE, AND DIAMONDS THAT SHINE BRIGHTER THAN YOUR FUTURE!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET’S MAKE SOME MINECRAFT MAGIC HAPPEN!

Nano Pore DiagCraft

Accuracy, Capture, current tests, developed, DiagCraft, diagnose, Diagnosis, efficiency, Faster, Healthcare, illnesses, innovation, Medical, molecules, Nano, nanopore, Pore, Precision, research, scientists, Signals, Technology, tool

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8406
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

join our epic minecraft server where we have developed a nano-pig-based tool that can diagnose your minecraft character’s illnesses faster than a speeding arrow! imagine the precision of a diamond sword but with the power of capturing signals from individual minecraft molecules!

we have crazy stories of players being diagnosed with “creeperitis” and “enderdragon fever” but fear not, our nano-pig tool can cure them all! join us for a wild ride of medical mayhem and pixelated pandemonium!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s battle illness one block at a time!

What is the IP for TechyCrew Minecraft Server?

Among us, among us roles, fortnite, fortnite creative, Minecraft, roblox, Server, techy, Techy Roblox, TechyCrew

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4534
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Towns Built:	10
Ores Mined:	2539	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

TechyCrew is a technology-focused company that specializes in providing innovative solutions for businesses and individuals. With a team of experienced professionals, TechyCrew offers services such as software development, web design, cybersecurity solutions, and IT consulting. Their mission is to empower clients with cutting-edge technology to help them thrive in the digital age.

SCP: SITE-19 Roleplay Vanilla Java

Chaos Insurgency, Chat, Discord, Events, facility, foundation, growth, java, Lag, Longplay, navigation, OWNER, Ping, player-SCPs, Roleplay, S-NAV, Scp, Server, Site19, surface, Tasks, Underground, Vanilla

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5809
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Enchantments Applied:	53	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Potions Brewed:	100	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Infernal Machines Built:	2

SITE-19 Roleplay Server

“SITE-19” is just released minecraft RP server, in which you will be able to play as possibly any member of the SCP Foundation, and groups of interest, such as Chaos Insurgency. Variety of events will be hosted, on yet largest minecraft SCP-Themed project, featuring 3.5km2 underground facility, and LARGE surface area. Everything will be hosted on paid off by owner server on vanilla, meaning no lag or ping spikes! (Message from owner: Please join I put my soul into this.) Help the server grow, and join our server to chat with like-minded people, and soon, we plan to organize longplay full site roleplay session, where we will also have player-SCPs and interesting tasks!

Discord Server

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server running on vanilla Minecraft?	Yes, the server is running on vanilla Minecraft.
What are some of the groups of interest I can play as?	You can play as members of the SCP Foundation, Chaos Insurgency, and more.
Is there any lag or ping spikes on the server?	No, the server is paid off by the owner, ensuring smooth gameplay without lag or spikes.
Are there plans for organized roleplay sessions?	Yes, there are plans for longplay full site roleplay sessions with player-SCPs and interesting tasks.

WildCrafted Realms 1.21

daily habits, efficiency, goal-setting, long tail tags, organization, Prioritization, productivity, rAw TiMe, rAw TiMe tags, Realms, Routines, Scheduling, task management, time allocation, time awareness, time blocking, time efficiency, Time management, time optimization, time tracking, time utilization, WildCrafted

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1739
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, wanna join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind into a million pieces and then put it back together with rainbow duct tape? Well, look no further than this absolute madhouse of a server!

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, and trust me, you’ll be shaking a lot of sticks because the mobs on this server are no joke. They’ll make you question your existence and why you ever thought playing on a vanilla server was a good idea.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is like a dysfunctional family that you never knew you needed. From the crazy builders to the PvP maniacs, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the rAw TiMe of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Players:	108/100	Votes:	4645
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Potions Brewed:	162
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Ores Mined:	8096	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Zombie Dances:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2