Gatekeepers Anonymous: Minecraft Edition

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ForeverCraft: Childhood Cancer Edition
so, like, u know how u always wanted to play on a minecraft server that is, like, out of this world? well, this server is, like, the craziest thing ever, man. u gotta join if u wanna have a good time.like, did u know that on this server, if u mine a diamond block, u get teleported to a secret world where u can ride unicorns and fight dragons? it’s, like, so epic, dude. and, like, if u build a house out of emerald blocks, u get a pet dragon that breathes fire and protects u from creepers. it’s, like, insane.
also, there’s this rumor that if u find a hidden chest in the nether, u get a special potion that turns u into a superhero with super strength and the ability to fly. how cool is that? u can, like, save the world from evil mobs and become a legend on the server.
so, like, if u wanna be part of something truly magical and, like, totally bonkers, u gotta join this minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it. it’s, like, the best thing ever.
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CruiseLiesMC Server
🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my family? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of block-building fun and zero family drama!👶🤰 Expecting a baby in June? Don’t worry, our server won’t book a trip overseas the day after you tell it the due date! We prioritize our players like they’re the last block of diamond in the game!
🌍✈️ Need a break from toxic family dynamics? Our server is the perfect escape! No mistresses, no lies, just pure Minecraft madness!
😂🎁 And forget about birthday texts, we’ll give you the gift of an explanation for any questionable behavior! Join now and block out the negativity, both in-game and in real life! Let’s build a better world together, one block at a time! #BlockOutTheDrama #JoinUsNow
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NotMyRealFamCraft
Are you tired of dealing with family drama and just want to escape to a world where you can build and create without any siblings breathing down your neck? Then come join our Minecraft server, where you can build your own family of pixelated pigs and cows instead!Join now and claim your virtual inheritance of two homes on 1/2-ish acre of land – no need to worry about messy wills and POAs here! Build your dream house next to your pixelated grandparents’ old home and live out your Minecraft family drama in peace.
Don’t worry about offending anyone with your honesty here – on our server, you can block anyone who tries to start drama and post all the subliminal messages you want without consequences. Just remember to watch out for those creepers!
So come on over and join our Minecraft server, where you can be the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom and leave the real family drama behind. Who needs real siblings when you can have virtual ones who won’t ever get upset with your brutal honesty?
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CraftyCanuckz
LOL u guys, u gotta join dis Minecraft server, it’s like, totally cray cray! We got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide. Plus, our diamonds are so shiny, they blind ya like a disco ball at a rave!But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, even Trump is tryna mess with us. He’s like, “I gotta destabilize Canada, BC gotta diversify from US regardess.” But we ain’t scared, we just keep on building our epic castles and slaying them creepers like it’s nobody’s business.
So come on, join us on this wild ride of a server. Who needs tariff uncertainty when you got a bunch of blocky buddies to play with? Let’s show Trump who’s boss, one pixelated block at a time. Let’s do this, fam! #MinecraftMadness #TrumpCantTouchThis