Gatekeepers Anonymous: Minecraft Edition

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Anxiety Meter Adventures
join dis server and you will unlock the secrets of yo brain region acting like an “anxiety meter” in minecraft form. our scientists have discovered dat as you encounter more anxiety-provoking situations in the game, yo neurons in da ventral hippocampus will light up like a christmas tree.imagine facing off against a creeper and feeling yo anxiety levels skyrocket as you try to escape its explosive wrath. or diving into a dark cave filled with spiders and feeling yo neurons firing off like crazy as you try to survive.
only on dis server can you experience da thrill of matching yo brain activity to da threat level in minecraft. so come join us and see if you have what it takes to handle da pressure of da game. but be warned, yo brain might never be da same again after playing on our server.
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OfficialDV
Skyblock Dutch community Island building Resource collection Friends Rewards Support Adventure Dutch server Friendly Vote Exciting Largest Strongest Community Dutch Skyblock islands Play Fun Luck, SkyblockPlay.officialDV.nl – Skyblock Welcome to Play.officIILDV.nl, the ultimate skyblock experience! Discover the exciting world of Skyblock in a friendly Dutch community. Collect resources, build your island, and work together with friends to create the largest and strongest Skyblock Islands. Vote for our server to receive extra rewards and support the server. Have fun and good luck on your Skyblock adventure!
play.officialdv.nl
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Keyboard Craft
“Join our friendly Minecraft survival server for an exciting and laid-back adventure! Build, explore, and thrive in a vast world with a welcoming community. Whether you’re teaming up for epic builds, battling mobs, or just chilling with friends, there’s always something fun to do. Come make memories and create your own story!”
199.127.60.28:25697
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Femboy Fantasy 1.21
Are you tired of boring femboys who are just women pretending to be men pretending to be women? Join our Minecraft server for a chance to find cute, slim, feminine men without all those gross hormones! Our server is full of enthusiastic cock slaves just waiting for someone to pound their boi bussy. Who needs women when you can switch things up with some steak after having pasta for 3 nights in a row? Life is gay and lame, but our server is here to spice things up! Join now for a wild ride! -
AgentKrasnovSMP: WakeUpTreason
Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our totally not shady at all SMP where Agent Krasnov is always causing chaos and saying the most outrageous things.Rumor has it that Agent Krasnov once built a giant statue of a potato and declared it the ruler of the server. And don’t even get me started on the time he tried to start a llama army to take over the world.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants wishes to anyone who can find it. Will you be the lucky player to stumble upon this magical tool and become the ultimate ruler of the server?
So what are you waiting for? Join now and see what new treasonous things Agent Krasnov will say after he wakes up today! It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.