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Blocky Bag Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until you cry!

Imagine mining for diamonds while riding a llama dressed as a pirate, or battling creepers with nothing but a carrot in hand. Our server is full of surprises and wacky challenges that will keep you on your toes at all times.

But that’s not all! We have exclusive events like the Serenade Promenade where you can dance with skeletons and zombies, or the Special Investigation: The Tree of Sephiroth where you can uncover ancient secrets while fighting off evil mobs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Void Gems Collected:	13

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

VAllure General – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no spice or kayfabe? Well, look no further because our server is the first EN A(dult)Vtuber Corpo! Yes, you heard that right, we focus on adult audio like ASMR or JOI. Join us for some spicy content and outrageous adventures with our talented VAllure members.

But wait, there’s more! Our members include Azura Dulait, the Fertility Goddess, Icey Snowpaws, the Feral Polar Bear, Immy Bisou, the Hex Maniac, Mercy Modiste, the Dorky Yandere, Shibi Cottonbum, Your Ever-Demanding Mistress, and Stronny Cuttles, the Hypnotic Cuttlefish. Each member brings their own unique flair to the server, making every gameplay session a wild ride.

And if you’re wondering about relationships, don’t worry, all of our talents are in a relationship with me. So come join our Discord server for notification only, no interaction with the girls, and check out our VAllure Links for more information. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft SMP experience you’ll ever have!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

No More Foids Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being chased by creepers and zombies in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, the mobs have all been replaced with adorable kittens! That’s right, no more running for your life, just cute little meowing companions following you around everywhere.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where all the villagers go to let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of pixelated villagers doing the Macarena.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a ride on our magical flying pig? Yes, you heard that right. We have flying pigs that will take you on a tour of the server from high up in the sky. Just hold on tight and enjoy the view!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to running from mobs and hello to a world of crazy fun and endless possibilities. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Trump Minecraft SMP Inauguration

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Are you ready to survive the chaos of a second Trump presidency in the most epic way possible? Join our Minecraft SMP where you can build walls higher than Trump’s toupee and mine for diamonds to fund your own presidential campaign.

We have a secret underground bunker where we hide from the Twitter wars and a special enchantment that turns your pickaxe into a tiny hand to grab things like Trump grabs…well, you know.

Join us for a wild ride filled with memes, political satire, and the occasional creeper explosion that will make you question if it’s just a game or real life. So grab your pickaxe and let’s make Minecraft great again!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Forehead Drummer Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us and you’ll find out why that drummer girl has such a huge forehead – turns out, it’s actually a secret portal to a land of unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear! Who knew forehead size could be so useful in Minecraft?

But that’s not all – we also have a pet zombie pigman named Bob who tells the funniest jokes and gives out free diamonds to anyone who can make him laugh. Trust us, it’s worth it just to hear his terrible puns.

So come on over and join the madness on our server. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you? Just be prepared for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve experienced before in Minecraft!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Slip Knot Bros Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Do you want to join a server where the pigs ride on the backs of the cows and the chickens have formed their own government? Look no further than our wacky Minecraft SMP!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant creepers, where the only way to defeat them is by throwing enchanted diamonds at their weak spots. Or participate in our weekly llama races, where the fastest llama wins a crown made of golden carrots.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken so powerful that it can lay golden eggs and shoot fireballs from its beak. Will you be able to defeat the Chicken King and claim its throne?

So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP and experience a world like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Existence? Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the laws of physics don’t apply and existence is just a suggestion.

Ever wanted to ride a flying pig while battling a dragon with a diamond sword? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday afternoon. Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden realms where you can meet unicorns, fight off zombie llamas, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. And if you win, you get a magical rainbow cape that lets you fly around the server like a majestic superhero.

So, if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by the TNT cannons). Existence has never been so hilarious!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Void Gems Collected:	32

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Mine Craft SMP – Epic Seven General

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! We’ve got a newbro guide that will have you dominating in no time, outrageous resources that will blow your mind, and yuppieraids that will have you raiding like a pro.

But wait, there’s more! Our server just had a crazy update on 10/24 that you won’t want to miss. We’ve got increased rates on Krau & Holy Sacrifice and Mui & Circus Fantasia, plus some epic mystic summons that will have you screaming with joy.

And don’t even get me started on our /e7g/ Guilds. We’ve got Pantsu, Lucklets, Cope, Partyvan, and Netori – all ready to welcome you with open arms. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the insanity begin!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Enchantments Applied:	62

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

McVanilla Minecraft server

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The owner of the McVanilla server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	13

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

The Wooly Sheeptuber Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no sheep vtubers in sight? Well, look no further because our server is filled to the brim with woolly content creators and their friends! Join now to hang out with Essie_ch, EiraWoolcott, ChikafujiLisa, EsilaShephield, RheaNevermore, and more!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to friendshaped EN streamers like PillowDearASMR, PleiadesLillie, AyuCouldEat, and RakiKazuki. And don’t even get us started on the mostly JP streamers like Maru_Nanamona, HoshimiyaMeeple, and Yoiyume_Fuwamu.

Need more convincing? How about the fact that we have Raki, Pixel girls, blockheads, and unity all in one place? Plus, we have exclusive discussions about Meru, Lisa, Yuuna, and Sleepy that you won’t find anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a woolly good time! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret sheep society plotting world domination…just kidding…or are we? 😂🐑 #SheepSquadGoals

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	483	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Earplugs Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our chaotic Minecraft SMP where the drama is as wild as your mom’s love life! Need a break from hearing her bedframe all night with her new lover? Join our server and escape the noise by building your own virtual paradise. Who needs real-life problems when you can create your own hilarious shenanigans in-game? Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide out and avoid any awkward encounters. So grab your headphones and join us for a wild ride on our server!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Veilguard’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because on our server, the Lead Writer actually became a non-binary character in the game! That’s right, you can interact with a character who went through a whole 10-year journey of self-discovery and now you get to learn to empathize with them. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft! Join us for the drama, the laughs, and the chance to explore your own identity while playing a blocky video game. Who knew Minecraft could be so deep? Join now and be a part of this groundbreaking experience!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Meeting Minecraft SMP Professor

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Are you tired of missing important meetings because you can’t resist the temptation of a streamer thot’s cleavage? Well, have we got the perfect distraction for you – our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic adventures, questionable decisions, and plenty of cleavage-free distractions. Who needs real life responsibilities when you can be building giant phallic structures and starting wars over who stole your diamond pickaxe? Say goodbye to productivity and hello to endless entertainment on our server. Just remember, in our world, the only meetings you’ll be missing are the ones with your professor. Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6186	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CNN News Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server has been deemed the “Most Insane Minecraft Experience” by CNN! That’s right, even the news is talking about us!

Join our server and embark on wild adventures like riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or building a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano filled with lava! Our community is full of hilarious and friendly players who are always up for a good laugh.

But that’s not all – we have secret underground bases filled with treasure, flying llamas that shoot lasers from their eyes, and a dance party every Friday night with DJ Villager spinning the hottest tracks.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft fun you’ve ever had! Trust us, CNN can’t be wrong.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until you cry. Our server is like no other, with custom plugins and mods that will blow your mind.

From battling dragons with laser beams to riding unicorns through a rainbow-filled sky, the possibilities are endless on our server. And don’t even get us started on the secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons waiting to be explored.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most hilarious and chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ores Mined:	2034
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14