Garfistan | New Minecraft Servers 2025

EweCraft – Wooly Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, appreciation, birthday tentacles, Blockheads, discussion, EN streamers, EweCraft, Friends, JP streamers, Lisa, live now, Meru, PixelLink, Realm, Sheep, Sheeptuber, sleepy, Streamers, tsunderia, Unity, VSMP, Vtuber, Wool, Wooly, yuuna

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5550
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Zombie Dances:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	78	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic birthday tentacles edition! We’ve got sheep vtubers and their friends, big or small, all ready to play with you!

Come hang out with Essie_ch, EiraWoolcott, ChikafujiLisa, and more crazy sheep lovers!

We’ve also got friendshaped EN streamers like PillowDearASMR, MomokoNuihara, and PleiadesLillie ready to party with you!

And don’t forget about our mostly JP streamers like Maru_Nanamona and HoshimiyaMeeple, they’re waiting for you to join the fun!

Who’s live right now? Who’s going live soon? Check out the links and get in on the action!

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time with Raki, Pixel girls, blockheads, and unity!

Don’t miss out on the chaos with Meru, Lisa, Yuuna, and Sleepy!

Previous /wool/ thread: >>95803777

Get ready for a sheep-tastic adventure on our Minecraft server!

CraftyCash4U

Accountability, aita, bad friend, basic necessities, borrowing money, Cold attitude, CraftyCash4U, designer shopping, financial mindset, financial responsibility, five star hotels, Friend, gourmet restaurants, holding accountable, ignoring, luxury spending, luxury vacation, mutual friends, personal finance, rent money, savings

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9554
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	2409	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	198

Come join our Minecraft server where luxury vacationers turn into beggars in a matter of days! Witness the drama unfold as players go from posting about their fancy vacations to begging for in-game currency to pay rent. Who will you choose to lend money to? Will you be called a bad friend for not helping out? Find out on our server where financial mindsets clash and friendships are tested! Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the luxury to poverty rollercoaster!

BlockBusterMindBreak

BlockBusterMindBreak, Deep Breathing, meditation, mental break, mental calmness, mental clarity, mental health, mental peace, mental refreshment, mental rejuvenation, mental relaxation, mental reset, Mental well-being, mindfulness, mindfulness exercises, mindfulness practices, Peace of mind, Relaxation, self-care, stress relief

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9019
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

Need a break from the chaos of everyday life? Our server offers a serene oasis where you can relax in a hot tub filled with lava while sipping on a potion of invisibility. Trust us, it’s the ultimate stress reliever.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Join now and let your imagination run wild as you embark on epic quests, build jaw-dropping creations, and make friends with talking villagers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most out-of-this-world Minecraft adventure of your life! Your mind will thank you for the break, and your funny bone will never be the same.

Bolsonaro’s Blocky Coup: Minecraft Server

Accountability, alleged, blocky, bolsonaro, Bolsonaros, Brazil, charges, Conspiracy, Corruption, COUP, Democracy, general prosecutor, Government, Impeachment, investigation, Justice, Legal, Minecraft, Plot, Politics, president, Rule of Law, scandal, Server

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2799
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Zombie Dances:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

so, like, you know how in minecraft you can like, build stuff and mine stuff and stuff? well, on this server, you can like, build a whole new world and stuff. it’s like, so crazy, man.

and get this, there’s like, this whole storyline where the players have to like, stop this evil dictator from taking over the server and turning it into a dictatorship. it’s like, so intense, man.

and like, there’s this whole quest where you have to gather resources and build an army to take down the dictator. it’s like, so epic, man.

so, like, if you’re into crazy adventures and saving the world from evil dictators, then you should totally join this server. it’s like, the most fun you’ll ever have in minecraft, man.

CraftyCoupBrazil

Attempting, bolsonaro, Brazil, charges, controversy, Corruption, COUP, CraftyCoupBrazil, Crisis, current events, Democracy, Government, Impeachment, investigation, law, Legal, News, Politics, president, scandal, south america

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4614
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Ores Mined:	7390	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0

so, liek, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even brazil charged bolsonaro with attempting a coup just so dey could join too! yea, u heard me right, da president of brazil was like “yo, dis server is da bomb, i gotta get in on dis action!” so if u wanna be as cool as a brazilian president, den u gotta join dis server ASAP! we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, and villagers doin da macarena. it’s a party 24/7 on dis server, so come on and join da fun! trust me, u won’t regret it…unless u hate fun, den maybe u will regret it. but who hates fun? not u, dat’s for sure!

Squat City Mine 1.20.6

#workout, 1.20.6, body goals, city, Dedication, determination, Exercise, FITNESS, fitness inspiration, fitness journey, gym motivation, gym quotes, healthy lifestyle, Leg Day, leg exercises, leg workouts, lower body workout, motivation, never skip leg day, self improvement, squat, squats, strength training

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8533
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Magic Items Found:	1957
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mines Excavated:	4254

Bruh, on this Minecraft server, if your blocky avatar ain’t doing squats, then like, what’s the point, man? You gotta join this server because we got virtual squats for days, bro. Your pixelated booty will be poppin’ in no time, trust me. Plus, all the cool kids are doing it, so you don’t wanna be left out, right? Get those virtual glutes in shape and join us now!

DadRescue Minecraft Server

Argument, Blaming, boarding, Car show, Communication, customer support, DadRescue, family outing, family time, father son, grudge, heated discussion, holiday, late arrival, Minecraft, missed train, parking trouble, selfish, Server, sibling, Tears, train station, Transportation

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	668
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	24

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my dad’s time management skills? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like missing a train to a car show!

Experience the thrill of trying to park in a reserved spot, only to realize the regular lot is on the other side of the road! Will you make it to the train on time or will you be left behind like poor OP?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for heated arguments with your family members over missed trains and blame games! Will you be called selfish for not wanting to spend the day with someone who can’t even be on time?

Join our server now and experience the chaos and madness of family outings gone wrong! Who needs a car show when you can have all the drama right here in Minecraft?

ExBlockMate’sHouseParty

anger, anger management, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, childhood home, Closure, Communication, Confrontation, emotional baggage, ex boyfriend, ExBlockMatesHouseParty, family, family dynamics, Frustration, Justified, moving on, overreacting, personal space, relationships, Resentment, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3623
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Are you tired of dealing with ex-boyfriends who just won’t go away? Do you want to join a Minecraft server where your ex can’t follow you? Look no further than our server, where we promise that your ex will never show up uninvited!

Imagine a world where your ex-boyfriend can’t crash at your virtual house, where your uncle isn’t best friends with your ex, and where your 7-year-old sister doesn’t spill the beans about your ex’s whereabouts. Our server is a safe haven from all the drama and chaos of real life.

Join us and build your dream world without the fear of running into your ex or dealing with awkward family dynamics. Say goodbye to the past and hello to a new beginning on our server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NewMinecraftSMPTrumpLand

America, current events, funny, geography, Government, humor, ignorance, name change, new mexico, NewMinecraftSMPTrumpLand, News, Politics, president, satire, social media, State, state renaming, trump, Trump administration, united states, viral tweet

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5176
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7827	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8379	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Lol, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the craziest server ever, bro. We got llamas riding pigs, flying creepers, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the owner is actually a talking chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. It’s like, totally insane, man.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise, plotting to take over the server with their mind control powers. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon, wreaking havoc and pranking unsuspecting players.

So come join us on this wild ride of a server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who cares about those, amirite?). Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, blame it on the dancing cows in the enchanted forest. They’re the real troublemakers around here.

DemocraftParty2020

Analysis, candidates, Challenges, CHANGE, DemocraftParty2020, democratic party, election, Future, Government, History, Ideology, leadership, Liberalism, Platform, polarization, policy, political parties, Politics, Progressivism, united states, voters

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5702
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Buildings Constructed:	45
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	10

Are you tired of politics and just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only party we care about is the block party!

Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants an invite. We’ve got more diamonds than the Hope Diamond and more redstone contraptions than a mad scientist’s lab.

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about political drama again. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know who you might run into. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s block and roll!

Pixel Quest 1.20.3

1.20.3, 95935164, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous, Quest

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6600
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	18	Astral Projections Made:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

I mean, where else can you find a place where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up? It’s like a twisted version of Minecraft where everything is upside down and inside out, but in a totally awesome way.

Plus, the admins on this server are like wizards who grant your every wish, whether it’s a flying pig or a house made entirely out of cake. And don’t even get me started on the mini-games – they’re so crazy fun that you’ll never wanna leave.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join this server and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

RoomiePayback Minecraft Server

800 dollar tv, Appliances, Cheap, college tuition, decorations, expensive, expensive things, Furniture, groceries, living room, Minecraft, MONEY, mutual friends, owed, pay back, RoomiePayback, roommate, Rude, selection process., Server, shared, twisting the story

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4518
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be forced to pay for half of someone else’s expensive purchases? Look no further! Join our server where you can build your own virtual world without the burden of real-life financial obligations.

Imagine a world where you can mine for diamonds without worrying about splitting the profits with your roommate who comes from money. No more awkward conversations about why you can’t afford to chip in for that 800 dollar TV that you never wanted in the first place.

On our server, you can focus on what really matters – building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling it out with mobs. Leave the drama of shared expenses behind and come join us for a truly carefree Minecraft experience. Who needs a fancy TV when you have the whole blocky universe at your fingertips?

CatCallCraft

Bonding, cat, CatCallCraft, disagreement, emotions, family, Grief, Loss, love, Memory, Naming, pet, pet adoption, pet care, pet loss, pet names, pet ownership, relationships, Respect, sibling, tradition

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6017
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Are you tired of being disrespected by your own family members? Join our Minecraft server where everyone respects your wishes, even if they involve naming pets! We understand the importance of honoring loved ones, whether they are furry or not. On our server, you can build a memorial to your beloved cat Romeo, or create a shrine for Roro, the new addition to your family. Plus, we have a special quest where you can search for the legendary Black Cat Armor, rumored to grant you nine lives in the game! Join us now and let us show you the true meaning of family and respect in the world of Minecraft!

ScarfaceMinecraft SMP

accident, accident prone, accident story, emotional, healing, injury, life experience, Medical, Memory, Pain, personal injury, Physical, Recovery, scar, ScarfaceMinecraft, Scars, smp, stitches, Story, surgery, Trauma

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1294
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Villages Defended:	15
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Void Armor Forged:	27	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	907706

Lol omg, so like, this Minecraft SMP is totally lit, like you gotta join cuz we have this epic battle arena where we fight with diamond swords and ride pigs into battle. And like, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all our rare loot, but you gotta solve a riddle to find it, it’s like a quest, ya know? And one time, I saw a creeper riding a chicken, it was wild man. So yeah, come join us and see all the crazy shenanigans we get up to, it’s gonna be a blast! And oh yeah, I got my scar when I tried to ride a llama off a cliff, don’t ask, it was a bad idea.”

TrashyParentCraft

bad behavior, child rearing, discipline, DISRESPECTFUL, family dynamics, inappropriate, irresponsible, judgmental, Morals, neglect, parenting, poor role model, red flags, social cues, societal expectations, Stereotypes, trashy parent, TrashyParentCraft, upbringing, VALUES, warning signs

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4786
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	1064
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Potions Brewed:	198
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with noobs and try-hards? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all the cool kids and epic gamers out there!

Join us if you want to witness the most insane builds, the craziest PvP battles, and the wildest adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. Our community is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous!

Trashy parents? Pfft, we don’t know them! On our server, you’ll only find the most epic parents who build castles for their kids, mine diamonds together, and have epic family battles in the Nether. So grab your diamond sword, saddle up your pig, and join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life!

Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1160
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Dimension Hops:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7