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Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 2230 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 4938 | Zombie Dances: | 8 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 417 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 96 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Forget about “aww le sad doggo episodes” and whiny moments, our server is all about epic quests, hilarious mishaps, and unforgettable moments. Why settle for mediocrity when you can join a server that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or Minecraft block) at all times?
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your sides might hurt from laughing so hard)!