Gapple Ultra-Hardcore

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8608
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

New Minecraft Servers

One life to live your best life. DoN’T DiE! Ultra-Hardcore mining for 240 weeks in a row. Yippee Ki Yay, Miner Crafters. If you die… you can earn a revive back to the Overworld by beating the weekly Sunday competition. Sundays at 12CT there is also a special Team Competition, going now for 208 weeks in a row. Current prize selections could include a revive on the persistent ultra-hardcore world, or an in-game advancement shout-out. Details in the discord channel. Minecraft multi-player server: gapple.mchost.pro Direct IP if you prefer 108.181.149.16:26998 Goal: Stay alive and earn the most points doing it. Score: +1 per minute you stay alive, +1 per experience point you earn. Examples: killing a skeleton earns 3 points, and killing the dragon earns 12,000 points. You will start in the Spawn Ship until you are ready to enter the world. Hold a bone block to see the server’s current top scoring players. Server Rules: Do we even need to mention play fair and friendly? That should be a given on every server. Do not use client-side mods that give unfair advantages. No hacking, xray resource packs, or hacked clients on our servers. Apocalypse DataPack: Players killed by a zombie will become a zombie. 10% of skeletons get an enhancement. Bats bite, and can morph into an illusionist. Spiders can spin webs. Ox-Heads defend the pastures. The Litch kills everything he touches, so repel him and stay away. Herobrine is a veteran miner, and not to be trifled with. Medusa guards the Nether. One look at her and you turn to stone. Your Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/EP5Y9C7

A great summary typed up by Tfin: This is UHC, but not the UHC you know! Read on to find out what’s up here! I’ll start with quotes from the MineCraft Wiki: Ultra Hardcore… the main difference being players cannot naturally regenerate health. Like regular Hardcore, players cannot respawn if they die. These are the important points. This is where we’re coming from. This isn’t one of those 30 minute speed UHCs, or even the collapsing border UHCs of later versions. GatKong created this MineCraft datapack in the spirit of that original UHC season, but made it more difficult with a few additions. On this server, this is how you’ll be playing: There are no teams. Free-For-All is the order of business here. PvP is enabled, but you’ll need to find other players if that’s how you want to win. There’s a whole world out there. No borders, shrinking or otherwise. Go see it! … There are a lot of customizations, So check out the tips and rules. Oh, and have fun!

MILdlyInteractingCraft

aita, boyfriend’s parents, BPD, controlling conversation, draining, family integration, FRIENDSHIPS, future MIL, genuine friendship, group contexts, interfering, left out, MILdlyInteractingCraft, Monologues, one-on-one, overbearing, phone/Zoom, Siblings, Struggle, Tension

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1500
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Emeralds Found:	991
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	New Chunks Explored:	351243
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Are you tired of dealing with overbearing in-laws in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world where Diane doesn’t exist!

On our server, you can build your dream house without Diane giving you a 30-minute tour of her favorite videos. You can mine for diamonds without her interrupting you to show off her Facebook pages. And best of all, you can have meaningful conversations with other players without Diane constantly redirecting the conversation back to herself.

Join now and experience a world free from Diane’s monologues and control freak tendencies. Build friendships with other players without worrying about Diane feeling left out. And most importantly, preserve your sanity and agency by limiting your time with virtual in-laws.

So what are you waiting for? Escape to our server and leave Diane behind in the real world where she belongs!

GirlfriendQuest Minecraft SMP

attracting women, building attraction, common mistakes, communication skills, confidence building, dating advice, dating mindset, dating mistakes, Dating strategies, dating tips, girlfriend tips, GirlfriendQuest, love advice, Minecraft, MISTAKES, relationship advice, relationship goals, relationship mistakes, relationships, self development, self improvement, self-confidence, smp

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9330
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	106	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Crops Grown:	7742	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Bro, let me tell you, the biggest mistake guys make is not joining this epic Minecraft SMP server. Like, seriously, all the girls are flocking to this server because the admins are like super hot or something. And get this, if you find a girlfriend on the server, they give you a diamond sword as a wedding gift. I know, right? Plus, there’s this legend that if you build the biggest house on the server, you’ll unlock secret powers to make any girl fall in love with you. It’s like, totally legit, bro. So, forget trying to impress girls in real life, just join this server and become a Minecraft stud. #GirlfriendGoals #MinecraftLoveStory #SMP4Life

RegretfulConfessionsMC

apologies, BETRAYAL, Closure, Communication, Confessing, emotional, forgiveness, Guilt, healing, Honesty, mistake, regret, RegretfulConfessionsMC, relationship, remorse, Secrets, self reflection, shame, Someone, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1736
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11

Join our Minecraft server and confess all your deepest regrets to our virtual therapist NPCs! They may not have real degrees, but they sure know how to make you feel better about that time you accidentally ate your friend’s pet rock thinking it was a cookie. Plus, our grief counseling llamas are always ready to lend a listening ear (or ear twitch, as the case may be). So come on down and unload all your guilt in the most ridiculous way possible!

Biden’s Bombastic Minecraft Server

Bidens, Bombastic, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1154
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Divine Spears Created:	13	Animals Bred:	13
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	176	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

haha ok so like, on this server, we got this crazy story where Biden is like, “yo, let’s go blow up some Iran nuclear sites if they tryna make a bomb!” like, what even bro? but hey, if you join our server, you can be part of this wild adventure too! imagine being in a Minecraft world where you gotta stop Iran from making a bomb by blowing up their nuclear sites. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form! so come join us and be a hero in this insane quest to save the world from nuclear disaster! oh, and did we mention there’s also free cake for all players? yeah, you heard right. FREE CAKE! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s save the world together, one block at a time! #BidenBlowsUpIran #MinecraftHero #FreeCakeForAll

VanceCraft: Musk’s Far-Right Fun

Analysis, Article, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, critique, elon musk, Europe, extremism, far-right party, FarRight, Fun, germany, Government, Musk, Musks, nationalism, op-ed, opinion, perspective, Politics, right wing, Support, Vance, VanceCraft

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6339
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, WE GOT VANCE SHARING MUSK OP-EDS AND BACKING GERMANY’S FAR-RIGHT PARTY. LIKE WTF, WHO DOES THAT? BUT HEY, IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER THAT’S AS WACKY AS VANCE, THEN THIS IS THE PLACE TO BE. WE HAVE CRAZY BUILDS, INSANE PVP BATTLES, AND EVEN A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS. PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU’LL GET A CHANCE TO RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT CREEPER. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, A LLAMA. SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE MADNESS FOR YOURSELF!

Galactic Magnetar Madness

Astronomy, Astrophysics, Cosmic, data, discovery, Distance, Exploration, Fast Radio Burst, Galactic, Galaxy, light years, madness, Magnetar, magnetic field, observations, Phenomenon, research, scientists, Signals, Space, Technology, Universe

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1404
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Enchantments Applied:	70
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

so, like, picture this: u join our amazin’ minecraft server and u get transported to a galaxy 200 million light-years away, where u gotta battle powerful magnetars and crazy magnetic fields. it’s like a sci-fi movie but in minecraft form, dude.

u gotta build ur base with super strong magnetic blocks and defend it from alien mobs that are tryna steal ur resources. but don’t worry, u can team up with other players and create an intergalactic alliance to take down the baddies.

plus, we got fast radio bursts goin’ off all the time, so u gotta be quick on ur feet and ready for anything. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the epic loot and bragging rights. so come join us and let’s conquer the galaxy together!

SMP Axiba

application, Axiba, Ban, base, clean, common sense, Community, Discord, exploit, Fellowship, good times, Hack, imagination, Jerk, JOKE, landscape, Map Reset, smp, warn, Whitelist

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8434
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Chimeras Created:	1

Axiba Minecraft Server Overview

Founded	August 2016
Players	2-4 initially, larger community now
Server Type	Community-focused
Server Event	Map reset around mid-December

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are hacks and mods allowed on the server?	No, only specific mods such as OptiFine, Minimaps, StatusHUD mods, Shaders, and Gamma/Lighting mods are allowed. Exploits in the game are also acceptable.
What are the rules for player behavior?	Players should not steal or grief from others, only engage in PvP with mutual agreement, and be respectful towards fellow members. A warning system is in place for violations.
How can I join the server?	Interested players can apply by providing their In-Game Name, age, favorite activity in Minecraft, reason for joining, agreement with the rules, and any additional information. The Discord contact is madhatter4942.

Future Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, 2025, balding, baldness cure, baldness prevention, baldness research, baldness treatment, Crafters, cure for baldness, derma roll, fin, Future, hair growth, hair loss, hair loss remedies, hair loss solutions, Hair Regrowth, hair restoration, Hair thinning, male pattern baldness, Min, receding hairline, Rosemary

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	267
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Yo, bro, forget about baldness, come join this Minecraft server where we embrace all types of hair, even if it’s pixelated! We’ll make your blocky avatar look so fly, no one will even notice your real-life hair struggles. Plus, we have a secret potion in-game that guarantees luscious locks for your character. Say goodbye to baldness and hello to a world where hair is always on point!

ParentalPanic Minecraft Server

apartment, Chores, city, dog, family, Financial, Grandparents, Guilt, Help, Household, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, moving out, ParentalPanic, parents, relationships, responsibilities, retirement home, Server, sick leave, stress, Support, University

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2272
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Enchantments Applied:	131
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Are you tired of being called an “egoist pig” by your parents for wanting to move out? Do you feel like you’re being guilt-trapped into staying at home and taking care of everything while they handle the drama of moving your grandparents into a retirement home? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the chaos of real life!

Join our server and escape to a world where you can build your dream house without any guilt trips from your family. No more chores, no more emotional baggage – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! Plus, you’ll still be close enough to help out your parents if they really need it, so you can have your cake and eat it too (just like in Minecraft)!

Forget about the stress of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and defeating creepers. Join our server now and start your new life of freedom and fun – because let’s face it, you deserve it after all you’ve been through!

NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft

Appreciated, Babysitting, demanding job, family, Kids, mental toll, nephew, Niece, NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft, payment, Plans, RELATIVES, responsibilities, selfish, single mom, single mom struggles, sister, social toll, unreasonable, used

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2034
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Dimension Hops:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Are you tired of being taken for granted like this poor soul babysitting her sister’s kids? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

Join our server and never worry about being guilt-tripped into babysitting for free again. Instead, you can build your own virtual world where the only demanding job is to mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

No more canceling plans with friends because your in-game village needs defending. And forget about being called “selfish” for wanting some time to yourself. On our server, it’s all about self-care and having fun!

So come join us and escape the drama of family obligations. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing you’re expected to do is have a good time. See you in the game!

ResolutionGuru21 – Minecraft SMP

achievement, Commitment, determination, goal-setting, Minecraft, motivation, new years resolution, perseverance, personal growth, progress, Reflection, ResolutionGuru21, resolutions, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, self-improvement journey, smp, success

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7735
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8070

Bro, forget about New Years Resolutions, join our epic Minecraft SMP and achieve your goal of becoming the ultimate block-building master! We got creepers that do the Macarena, villagers that breakdance, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (yes, cake!). So ditch those boring resolutions and come join the chaos and fun on our server. Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make 2022 the year of epic blocky adventures!

CreeperCompliments

atypical compliment, bizarre compliment, CreeperCompliments, curious compliment, eccentric compliment, exceptional compliment, extraordinary compliment, odd compliment, offbeat compliment, out of the ordinary compliment, peculiar compliment, quirky compliment, remarkable compliment, singular compliment, strange compliment, uncanny compliment, uncommon compliment, unexpected compliment, unique compliment, unusual compliment, weird compliment

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3758
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Animals Bred:	24
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Falling into the Void:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with the weirdest and most unusual compliments you’ll ever receive!

Join our server and prepare to be showered with compliments like “Your pixelated hair looks fabulous today” or “Your block-placing skills are out of this world, like seriously, are you a wizard or something?” But that’s not all, our players are known for their creativity when it comes to complimenting, so be prepared for some truly bizarre and hilarious compliments that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing out loud at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest and most outrageous compliments in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might even receive a compliment that will make you question reality itself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Multiverse Adventures

Adventures, Alternate Realities, books, choose your own path, create-your-own-adventure, Decision making, Exploration, FANTASY, free will, gamebooks, imagination, immersive experience, Interactive Fiction, interactive storytelling, multiple dimensions, multiple endings, Multiverse, navigation, reader-driven narrative, role playing, storytelling

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6336
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	196
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Towns Built:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Gods Slained:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11

So, like, imagine if you could, like, jump into a book and, like, create your own adventure, right? Well, on this epic Minecraft server, it’s like that but on steroids, dude! You can, like, travel through different dimensions and, like, do whatever the heck you want!

Want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake and live like a king? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Heck yeah, let’s boogie!

This server is, like, the ultimate playground for your wildest fantasies. So, like, grab your pickaxe and join us for a crazy ride through the multiverse. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

The Beykery

backstory, bedrock, Beykery, character profiles, Discord, improv, java, Lore, motives, narrative, personal stories, proximity chat, smp, Streamers, Vanilla Plus, Writers

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1668
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	97
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	466
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Enchantments Applied:	168	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Server Name	The Beykery
Server Type	Vanilla+ (proximity chat)
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock 1.21.3

Overview

The Beykery is a Vanilla+ (proximity chat) Minecraft server where players can create their characters with unique backstories and motives. The server features an overarching story crafted by the team, where interactions are primarily improv-based. Streamers and writers collaborate to weave personal stories into the narrative.

For more information about the current lore, you can visit here.

Join the discord here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join The Beykery Minecraft server?	You can join the server by connecting with Java or Bedrock 1.21.3 and joining the server IP provided.
What is the server type?	The server is Vanilla+ with proximity chat enabled for a unique gameplay experience.
Can I create my character with a backstory?	Yes, players are encouraged to create characters with their own backstories and motives to merge into the overarching story.
Is there a discord for The Beykery?	Yes, you can join the discord community at the provided link for updates, discussions, and more.

Whispering Echoes 1.21.4

1.21.4, accident, accident prone, awkward, child, Cleanup, Echoes, EMBARRASSMENT, funny, humor, mahiro, Messy, mishap, mistake, Oops, parenting, Poop, shame, Situation, Surprise, underwear, unexpected, whispering

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8224
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Join our Minecraft server for the wildest and craziest adventures! We have exploding poop everywhere! It’s like a party in your pants, but in Minecraft! Explore a world where poop is the ultimate power-up and watch out for surprise attacks from flying underwear! It’s a poop-tastic experience you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft messy again!