| Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 6040 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 50 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 | Crops Grown: | 8530 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4768 | Divine Spears Created: | 11 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
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| Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 702 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 6 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 25 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 1301 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 373 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 7 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 21 | Emeralds Found: | 581 |
Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone sugarcoats everything? Well, look no further! On our server, we value honesty above all else, even if it means losing a reference for a job. Who needs a reference when you have a server full of crazy adventures waiting for you?
Join us and experience the thrill of being at a loss for words, just like the supervisors in this story. Will you handle situations like a pro or get caught off guard like a noob? Only one way to find out – join our server today!
So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the drama is always brewing and the honesty is always flowing. Who needs a job reference when you have a community like this to be a part of? Let’s make some memories together, one outrageous story at a time!
| Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 4060 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 27 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1727 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 6 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 7 |
| Farms Harvested: | 744 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Runes Activated: | 1 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 45 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 |
Looking for a place where you can build your own empire without worrying about in-laws trying to steal your thunder? Look no further! On our server, you can create your own business, hire virtual employees, and even become a trading tycoon all on your own terms.
Forget about cultural expectations and gender biases, on our server, everyone is equal and can thrive in their own virtual world. And hey, if you ever need to vent about your in-laws, our virtual chat is always open for some hilarious rants and support.
So come join us on this Minecraft server for a chance to escape reality and create your own success story, without any unwanted interruptions from family members. Who knows, you might even find some virtual friends to share your crazy adventures with!
| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 8380 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
| Villages Defended: | 20 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 | Votes: | 8061 |
| Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 4462 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 124 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 8 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 27 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Magic Items Found: | 5507 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
| Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 5679 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 | Crops Grown: | 7142 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 6 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 34 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 5234 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 25 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 28 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of growing old in Minecraft at lightning speed! Watch as your head ages faster than your feet, creating a totally bonkers look that will have everyone laughing.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane adventures and quests that will have you rolling on the floor with laughter. From battling giant chickens to racing against time itself, there’s never a dull moment on this server.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!
| Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 439 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 5 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
| Towns Built: | 7 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
| Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 6090 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 11 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2392 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 | Magic Crystals Found: | 25 |
Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and zombies do the cha-cha slide. It’s like a party in your computer screen, but with pickaxes and TNT!
And the best part? You can build your own empire, rule over your friends, and become the ultimate Minecraft overlord. Who needs real life when you can be a virtual kingpin?
So what are you waiting for? Click that link and dive headfirst into a world of blocky madness and pixelated mayhem. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 8699 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 82 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 3597 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 19 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
Our server is so captivating that your husband won’t even remember his friends from the military – who needs real-life friends when you have a virtual world to escape to? Plus, our community is so welcoming that he’ll never want to log off.
So say goodbye to tears and hello to endless hours of Minecraft madness! Join our server now and watch as your husband’s priorities shift from his computer screen to his loving wife and daughter. Who needs real-life relaxation when you have a blocky paradise to explore? Join us today!
| Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 9029 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3280 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 19 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 185 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 7 | Divine Spears Created: | 30 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
| Potions Brewed: | 148 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Moped Gang, where players ride around in style and cause chaos wherever they go. Will you join forces with your friends to conquer the streets, or will you go solo and carve out your own path to glory? The possibilities are endless on our server!
So come on down and join the madness on our Minecraft server – where every helmet has a story to tell, and every moped ride is an adventure waiting to happen. See you there!
| Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 9757 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 24 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Dimension Hops: | 15 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 17 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1309 |
| Ores Mined: | 3402 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 368 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 49 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 12 |
Our server is lit AF, with crazy builds everywhere you look. We got a giant roller coaster that goes through a lava pit, a sky base made entirely of TNT, and a secret underground lair filled with treasure (and maybe a few traps, hehe).
But the best part? Our community is like a dysfunctional family, always causing chaos and cracking jokes. You’ll never be bored with us around, that’s for sure. So come join our Minecraft SMP and get ready for the ride of your life. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers, they’re always up to no good!
| Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 3421 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 82 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 2493 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 22 |
| Crops Grown: | 4231 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 34 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 |
but wait, there’s more! not only do we have rare earths, but we also have a secret underground base where you can find hidden treasures and battle epic monsters. legend has it that the rarest of rare earths can only be found in this mysterious base, so get ready to embark on a wild adventure like no other.
oh, and did we mention that our server has the most lit parties in all of minecraft land? every night, we throw a massive block party where you can dance, chat with other players, and maybe even find your minecraft soulmate. who knows, you might even catch trump himself busting a move on the dance floor.
so what are you waiting for? join our crazy minecraft server now and experience the wildest, most bizarre adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 6965 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 430 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 6866 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
