Gamers Guild SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3689
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	39
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to Gamer’s Guild SMP, where the adventure begins anew with every sunrise. Nestled within a vibrant virtual world, our Minecraft server offers a haven for players seeking both camaraderie and creativity. Whether you’re a seasoned architect, an intrepid explorer, or a master of redstone engineering, there’s a place for you in our diverse community.

Embark on epic quests across sprawling landscapes, where lush forests, towering mountains, and mysterious caves await your discovery. Build awe-inspiring structures that stretch towards the heavens or craft intricate machines that automate your every task. Collaborate with fellow guild members to establish bustling towns and bustling trade routes, or venture solo into the wilderness to forge your own path.

Gamer’s Guild SMP thrives on inclusivity and mutual respect, fostering a welcoming environment where friendships flourish and imagination knows no bounds. Join us, and together, let’s carve out our legend in the ever-expanding tapestry of Minecraft’s limitless possibilities. Whether you seek to conquer the End or simply build a cozy cottage by the sea, your adventure begins here at Gamer’s Guild SMP.

Plugins:DropHeadsSimpleVoiceChat (client side mod required)ShopKeepersEssentialsx Core, Chat, & SpawnSuperVanishBetterRTPCoreProtectDiscordSVRMorphLibsDisguiseProtocolLibWorldEditWorldGuard

All plugins are for running the server and events. Our goal is to keep things vanilla but improve user experience.

https://discord.gg/SFjzm4xZ

We plan on expanding as we go and growing our community.

Version: 1.20.4

185.216.144.111

CraftyBridesmaidDrama

affordability, bridal party, bridesmaid costs, Communication, CraftyBridesmaidDrama, destination bachelorette party, financial boundaries, financial strain, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, Guilt, Honesty, makeup costs, MONEY, travel expenses, wedding attire, wedding budget, wedding etiquette, wedding expenses, wedding participation, wedding planning

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4057
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Dragons Tamed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	13	Divine Spears Created:	27
Potions Brewed:	178	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendship doesn’t come with a price tag! Unlike being a bridesmaid in real life, on our server, you can be as broke as a joke and still have a blast!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun without breaking the bank. No need to worry about destination bachelorette parties or expensive dresses here – just grab your pickaxe and let’s mine our way to friendship!

So come on, don’t be an “asshole” like in real life, join our server and let’s make memories that won’t cost you a dime!

TextureHaterCraft

eating habits, food aversions, food avoidance, food choices, food dislikes, food habits, food phobias, food preferences, food sensitivities, food texture, picky eater, sensory issues, taste preferences, texture aversion, TextureHaterCraft

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6013
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Do you avoid certain foods because they feel like a slimy slug in your mouth? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that all virtual food will have the perfect texture! No more gagging over mushy bananas or squishy tomatoes, our pixelated cuisine will have you drooling for more.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Burger, a juicy masterpiece that will make your taste buds do the cha-cha. Legend has it that anyone who takes a bite of the Blocky Burger will gain superhuman building skills and the ability to mine diamonds with their bare hands. So join us now and feast like a king while building like a pro!

Sponsorship Reversed – The Minecraft Server

#endorsement, advertising, broadcasting, Commercial, Consumer, Deception, episode, false advertising, Listener, Manipulation, Marketing, Media, Message, Minecraft, opposite, Podcast, Promotion, reversed, Server, Show, sponsor, sponsored content, Sponsorship, tagline

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6538
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Astral Projections Made:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Star Shards Collected:	223
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Crops Grown:	9585	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

So, like, this minecraft server is brought to you by NOT joining any other server, ya feel me? like, you don’t wanna be basic and join those other servers, you wanna join OURS. why, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story.

once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and they found a diamond sword with UNLIMITED POWER. yeah, you heard me right, UNLIMITED POWER. they were like, “woah, this server is lit fam, i’m never leaving!” and they lived happily ever after, slaying creepers and building epic castles.

but wait, there’s more. on our server, every block you break turns into a block of GOLD. yeah, you read that right, GOLD. so you’ll be rolling in riches in no time, building your own golden empire and flexing on all the other players.

oh, and did i mention that every time you defeat a zombie, it drops a stack of DIAMONDS? yeah, it’s like a bling bling party up in here. so come join our server, where the loot is insane, the adventures are wild, and the fun never stops. you won’t regret it, trust me.

MasterRealm

Adventure, Community, Crafting, Custom, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Loot, MasterRealm, Minigames, mobs, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, semi anarchy, server discord, server ip, Survival, survival server

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7891
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dragons Tamed:	7	Enchantments Applied:	290
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Star Shards Collected:	256
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Master Realm Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features
Anarchy World with Vanilla++
Challenge Elitemobs
Slimefun Crafting
Cross-Platform Support
Vanilla World Border

FAQ

Q: What are the rules on Master Realm?

A: The rules are simple – No XRAY, No Hacks. Play fair and enjoy the challenge!

Q: Can Java and Bedrock players play on the server?

A: Yes, both Java and Bedrock players are welcome to join the chaos on Master Realm.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Simply use the IP: 194.153.216.145:25573 to connect and claim your spot!

Q: Is there a Discord server for Master Realm?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/GqdNzxg77W

Sky and Serene Isles 1.20.3

1.20.3, Isles, Serene, SKY

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5708
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Himmel and Heiter are like the ultimate duo of chaos and destruction? Like, they did nothing wrong, but everything right in the world of blocky adventures! Join this server if you wanna experience the wildest ride of your life, where the only rule is to have no rules at all! Trust me, you won’t regret diving into this madness of epic proportions! Let’s gooooo!

PainfulPunchline – Minecraft SMP

BETRAYAL, Cruel, Cutting, Devastating, emotional, Harsh, HEARTBREAK, Heartbreaking, hurtful, insensitive, Minecraft, PAINFUL, painful conversations, painful experiences, painful memories, painful past, painful quotes, painful relationships, painful truths, painful words, PainfulPunchline, smp, Words

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1348
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Zombie Dances:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SMP FOR THE MOST EPIC AND INSANE FUN EVER! We have dragons that shoot rainbow lasers out of their butts, and unicorns that poop out diamonds! Our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who will make sure you have the time of your life. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and rare items that only the bravest players can find. So come join us and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

CraftMastersGuild

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9728
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of mining for hours on end in Minecraft just to find a measly amount of diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have diamond-filled caves that literally rain diamonds on you as soon as you step foot inside!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a team of trained pigs that will do all the mining for you while you sit back and relax in your virtual mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So come join us on our server and live the life of luxury in Minecraft like never before! Who needs to mine when you can have everything handed to you on a silver platter (or in this case, a diamond platter)?

Sunblock City

10. skin health, 11. sun care products, 12. sun damage, 13. sun exposure, 14. broad spectrum, 15. sunblock lotion, 16. sun protection cream, 17. sun protection factor, 18. sun protection spray, 19. sun protection for sensitive skin, 2. sunscreen, 20. sun protection for children., 3. sun protection, 4. skincare, 5. UV protection, 6. sun safety, 7. sunblock, 8. SPF, 9. sunburn prevention, city, Coppertone, Sunblock

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2654
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Star Shards Collected:	59
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

lol come join our minecraft server, where we make sunscreen that makes the sun go away! yep, you heard right, no more sunburns or tans, just pure darkness all day long.

we started off making sunscreen to make you look like a lobster, but then we thought, why not make it so the sun doesn’t even touch you at all? genius, right?

so if you want to play minecraft in eternal darkness and never worry about the sun again, join us on our server. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

Bat Migration Turbine Trouble

Bat, bat deaths, Biodiversity, conservation, conservation efforts, curtailment, environmental conservation, environmental impact, Females, France, long-distance migrants, Migration, migration patterns, mortality, NE Europe, noctule bats, renewable energy, study, Trouble, Turbine, Urgent, wildlife, wildlife protection, wind turbines

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5160
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

join our epic minecraft server and save the bats from wind turbines! we have a special quest where you have to build giant fans to blow the bats away from danger. but be careful, some bats are actually secret agents trying to take over the world! defeat them and save the day, all while building the coolest base in the land. come join us and be a bat-saving hero! 🦇💨🦸‍♂️ #SaveTheBats #MinecraftMadness

Edible Vomit 30mins 1.20.1

1.20.1, 30mins, Cannabis, cannabis edibles, Consumption, Edible, Edibles, edibles vs smoking, effects, Experience, HIGH, ingestion, Marijuana, marijuana edibles, Nausea, Potency, potency levels, reaction, side effects, Thc, tolerance, tolerance levels, vomit, vomiting

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5354
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Runes Activated:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4

Yo, bro, forget about edibles making you puke, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be vomiting is rainbows and unicorns!

We got so much epicness going on, you’ll be tripping balls in a good way, not from some nasty edible.

Build your own crazy creations, battle mobs like a boss, and make friends who are way cooler than those stoners who can’t handle their weed.

Trust me, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like a psychedelic trip without the puking. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

NoMoreFootyWifey

anger, college football, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, emotional reactions, football, game day, husband, Marriage dynamics, Negativity, NFL, NoMoreFootyWifey, outbursts, personal boundaries, quality time, relationships, self-care, sports, team loyalty

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9561
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	21
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1913
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Divine Spears Created:	22
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11
Star Shards Collected:	144	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Are you tired of watching football games with your husband who turns into a raging, chair-hitting, wall-punching maniac whenever his team is playing? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of football fandom!

On our server, you can build your own virtual football stadium and watch games without the fear of flying chairs or insults hurled at the TV. Our community is filled with kind, thoughtful players who will cheer on every touchdown and laugh at every ridiculous mistake without turning into angry beasts.

So say goodbye to the negativity and pessimism of football games with your husband and say hello to a world of fun and laughter in Minecraft. Join now and let the games begin!

Opinion2Diamonds – Minecraft SMP

altered mindset, altered opinions, changing attitudes, changing beliefs, changing outlook, childhood beliefs, developing mindset, evolving beliefs, evolving ideas, evolving perspectives, growing up, matured perspectives, maturing thoughts, Minecraft, Opinion2Diamonds, Opinions, personal growth, shifting opinions, shifting paradigms, shifting viewpoints, smp, transformed beliefs, transformed mindset

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7215
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	407

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I was building a house and a creeper came and blew it up but then a unicorn appeared out of nowhere and gave me a diamond sword to defeat it, it was wild! And the best part is, if you join this server, you get a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs, it’s lit fam. Plus, there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and if you find it, you become the king of the server and everyone has to bow down to you, it’s so epic. So come join us and let’s have some crazy adventures together, trust me, you won’t regret it!

ScandalCraft: NeverForget!

#neverforget, controversial scandals, forgotten controversies, forgotten scandals, historical scandals, infamous scandals, media scandals, memorable scandals, overlooked scandals, political scandals, public scandals, scandal cover-ups, ScandalCraft, scandalous behavior, scandalous events, scandalous history, scandalous incidents, scandalous news, scandalous revelations, scandals, unethical scandals

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3349
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Towns Built:	6	Crops Grown:	7948
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Star Shards Collected:	205
Falling into the Void:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Remember that time when Herobrine tried to take over the server but got distracted by a group of dancing chickens? Or when a player accidentally turned their house into a giant pink unicorn? And let’s not forget the Great Diamond Heist of ’69 where players dressed up as creepers to steal all the precious gems! Join our server and create your own unforgettable moments that will go down in Minecraft history!

NordicCraft: Umerov’s Aid Fund

2025, aid, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., defense budget, defense cooperation, diplomatic relations, european security, foreign policy, fund, geopolitical strategy, global affairs, humanitarian assistance, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military intervention, military support, NordicCraft, norway, peacekeeping efforts, Ukraine, Umerov, Umerovs

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1252
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	434
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Mines Excavated:	4338
Towns Built:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have NORWAY giving out $2 billion in military aid for UKRAINE in 2025! like, what even is that?!?! you can build your own army of pixelated soldiers and conquer the virtual world! who needs real life when you can have this kind of craziness in Minecraft, amirite?!?! Join now and be a part of the most insane virtual war ever seen in the gaming world! Let’s gooooooo!

Bubble Wrap Fat Cells – Cartilage Cushion

adipose cells, anatomy, biology, Body, Bubble, bubble wrap, cartilage, cells, CUSHION, cushioning, fat, Fat cells, fatty cells, Function, health, Medical, research, Revealed, Science, Support, tissue, undescribed, wrap

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6112
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2

OMG u guys, dis server is like the bubble wrap of Minecraft! we got fatty cells dat look like fat cells but dey actually protect and support ur builds like no other! u can build da craziest structures and dey will be safe and sound thanks to our magical bubble wrap cells! join now and experience da ultimate protection for ur creations, it’s like havin a personal bodyguard for ur blocks! come see for urself and be amazed by da wonders of da bubble wrap server!