Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 97/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 12 | Wilderness Tamed: | 10 |
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