Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 95/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 125 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
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