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| Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 8762 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 25 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 42 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 496 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 6844 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 7 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the biggest challenge is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us and experience the thrill of living in a world where every block is made of cheese and the creepers wear top hats.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a giant chicken that lays explosive eggs and terrorizes players who dare to challenge it. Will you be brave enough to face this feathered fiend?
And let’s not forget about the cursed villagers who trade in enchanted toilet plungers and explosive sheep. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity, join our SMP today! Just remember, once you step foot in our world, there’s no turning back. Good luck, adventurer!
