Game Over, Crafty Creepers

betrothed, Crafty, CREEPERS, Game, geomaxxing, good women, mentally broken, Mess, old boomer, Over.., radfems, religious families, shut ins, snatched, way out

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1502
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ores Mined:	2980
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll find your dream partner before you hit level 25! All the good women are waiting for you here, ready to build a blocky paradise together.

Forget about those mentally broken radfems or old boomer betrothals – on our server, you’ll only find perfect matches who are just as obsessed with Geomaxxing as you are!

Join us now and start your blocky love story today! Who needs real life when you can have a Minecraft romance that’s out of this world?

CraftyBridesmaidDrama

affordability, bridal party, bridesmaid costs, Communication, CraftyBridesmaidDrama, destination bachelorette party, financial boundaries, financial strain, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, Guilt, Honesty, makeup costs, MONEY, travel expenses, wedding attire, wedding budget, wedding etiquette, wedding expenses, wedding participation, wedding planning

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3112
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Towns Built:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7893	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Magic Items Found:	1413	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendship doesn’t come with a price tag! Unlike being a bridesmaid in real life, on our server, you can be as broke as a joke and still have a blast!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun without breaking the bank. No need to worry about destination bachelorette parties or expensive dresses here – just grab your pickaxe and let’s mine our way to friendship!

So come on, don’t be an “asshole” like in real life, join our server and let’s make memories that won’t cost you a dime!

TextureHaterCraft

eating habits, food aversions, food avoidance, food choices, food dislikes, food habits, food phobias, food preferences, food sensitivities, food texture, picky eater, sensory issues, taste preferences, texture aversion, TextureHaterCraft

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3692
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Ores Mined:	3302	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

Do you avoid certain foods because they feel like a slimy slug in your mouth? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that all virtual food will have the perfect texture! No more gagging over mushy bananas or squishy tomatoes, our pixelated cuisine will have you drooling for more.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Burger, a juicy masterpiece that will make your taste buds do the cha-cha. Legend has it that anyone who takes a bite of the Blocky Burger will gain superhuman building skills and the ability to mine diamonds with their bare hands. So join us now and feast like a king while building like a pro!

Sponsorship Reversed – The Minecraft Server

#endorsement, advertising, broadcasting, Commercial, Consumer, Deception, episode, false advertising, Listener, Manipulation, Marketing, Media, Message, Minecraft, opposite, Podcast, Promotion, reversed, Server, Show, sponsor, sponsored content, Sponsorship, tagline

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	226
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

So, like, this minecraft server is brought to you by NOT joining any other server, ya feel me? like, you don’t wanna be basic and join those other servers, you wanna join OURS. why, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story.

once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and they found a diamond sword with UNLIMITED POWER. yeah, you heard me right, UNLIMITED POWER. they were like, “woah, this server is lit fam, i’m never leaving!” and they lived happily ever after, slaying creepers and building epic castles.

but wait, there’s more. on our server, every block you break turns into a block of GOLD. yeah, you read that right, GOLD. so you’ll be rolling in riches in no time, building your own golden empire and flexing on all the other players.

oh, and did i mention that every time you defeat a zombie, it drops a stack of DIAMONDS? yeah, it’s like a bling bling party up in here. so come join our server, where the loot is insane, the adventures are wild, and the fun never stops. you won’t regret it, trust me.

MasterRealm

Adventure, Community, Crafting, Custom, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Loot, MasterRealm, Minigames, mobs, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, semi anarchy, server discord, server ip, Survival, survival server

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6624
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Master Realm Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features
Anarchy World with Vanilla++
Challenge Elitemobs
Slimefun Crafting
Cross-Platform Support
Vanilla World Border

FAQ

Q: What are the rules on Master Realm?

A: The rules are simple – No XRAY, No Hacks. Play fair and enjoy the challenge!

Q: Can Java and Bedrock players play on the server?

A: Yes, both Java and Bedrock players are welcome to join the chaos on Master Realm.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Simply use the IP: 194.153.216.145:25573 to connect and claim your spot!

Q: Is there a Discord server for Master Realm?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/GqdNzxg77W

Sky and Serene Isles 1.20.3

1.20.3, Isles, Serene, SKY

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	127
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	353	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Votes:	3309	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Himmel and Heiter are like the ultimate duo of chaos and destruction? Like, they did nothing wrong, but everything right in the world of blocky adventures! Join this server if you wanna experience the wildest ride of your life, where the only rule is to have no rules at all! Trust me, you won’t regret diving into this madness of epic proportions! Let’s gooooo!

PainfulPunchline – Minecraft SMP

BETRAYAL, Cruel, Cutting, Devastating, emotional, Harsh, HEARTBREAK, Heartbreaking, hurtful, insensitive, Minecraft, PAINFUL, painful conversations, painful experiences, painful memories, painful past, painful quotes, painful relationships, painful truths, painful words, PainfulPunchline, smp, Words

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5095
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	71	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Blood Moons Survived:	3

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SMP FOR THE MOST EPIC AND INSANE FUN EVER! We have dragons that shoot rainbow lasers out of their butts, and unicorns that poop out diamonds! Our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who will make sure you have the time of your life. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and rare items that only the bravest players can find. So come join us and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

CraftMastersGuild

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1468
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dimension Hops:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	27

Are you tired of mining for hours on end in Minecraft just to find a measly amount of diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have diamond-filled caves that literally rain diamonds on you as soon as you step foot inside!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a team of trained pigs that will do all the mining for you while you sit back and relax in your virtual mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So come join us on our server and live the life of luxury in Minecraft like never before! Who needs to mine when you can have everything handed to you on a silver platter (or in this case, a diamond platter)?

Sunblock City

10. skin health, 11. sun care products, 12. sun damage, 13. sun exposure, 14. broad spectrum, 15. sunblock lotion, 16. sun protection cream, 17. sun protection factor, 18. sun protection spray, 19. sun protection for sensitive skin, 2. sunscreen, 20. sun protection for children., 3. sun protection, 4. skincare, 5. UV protection, 6. sun safety, 7. sunblock, 8. SPF, 9. sunburn prevention, city, Coppertone, Sunblock

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6479
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

lol come join our minecraft server, where we make sunscreen that makes the sun go away! yep, you heard right, no more sunburns or tans, just pure darkness all day long.

we started off making sunscreen to make you look like a lobster, but then we thought, why not make it so the sun doesn’t even touch you at all? genius, right?

so if you want to play minecraft in eternal darkness and never worry about the sun again, join us on our server. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

Bat Migration Turbine Trouble

Bat, bat deaths, Biodiversity, conservation, conservation efforts, curtailment, environmental conservation, environmental impact, Females, France, long-distance migrants, Migration, migration patterns, mortality, NE Europe, noctule bats, renewable energy, study, Trouble, Turbine, Urgent, wildlife, wildlife protection, wind turbines

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5178
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

join our epic minecraft server and save the bats from wind turbines! we have a special quest where you have to build giant fans to blow the bats away from danger. but be careful, some bats are actually secret agents trying to take over the world! defeat them and save the day, all while building the coolest base in the land. come join us and be a bat-saving hero! 🦇💨🦸‍♂️ #SaveTheBats #MinecraftMadness

Edible Vomit 30mins 1.20.1

1.20.1, 30mins, Cannabis, cannabis edibles, Consumption, Edible, Edibles, edibles vs smoking, effects, Experience, HIGH, ingestion, Marijuana, marijuana edibles, Nausea, Potency, potency levels, reaction, side effects, Thc, tolerance, tolerance levels, vomit, vomiting

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4836
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Yo, bro, forget about edibles making you puke, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be vomiting is rainbows and unicorns!

We got so much epicness going on, you’ll be tripping balls in a good way, not from some nasty edible.

Build your own crazy creations, battle mobs like a boss, and make friends who are way cooler than those stoners who can’t handle their weed.

Trust me, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like a psychedelic trip without the puking. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

NoMoreFootyWifey

anger, college football, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, emotional reactions, football, game day, husband, Marriage dynamics, Negativity, NFL, NoMoreFootyWifey, outbursts, personal boundaries, quality time, relationships, self-care, sports, team loyalty

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2721
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Magic Items Found:	6254	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Are you tired of watching football games with your husband who turns into a raging, chair-hitting, wall-punching maniac whenever his team is playing? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of football fandom!

On our server, you can build your own virtual football stadium and watch games without the fear of flying chairs or insults hurled at the TV. Our community is filled with kind, thoughtful players who will cheer on every touchdown and laugh at every ridiculous mistake without turning into angry beasts.

So say goodbye to the negativity and pessimism of football games with your husband and say hello to a world of fun and laughter in Minecraft. Join now and let the games begin!

Opinion2Diamonds – Minecraft SMP

altered mindset, altered opinions, changing attitudes, changing beliefs, changing outlook, childhood beliefs, developing mindset, evolving beliefs, evolving ideas, evolving perspectives, growing up, matured perspectives, maturing thoughts, Minecraft, Opinion2Diamonds, Opinions, personal growth, shifting opinions, shifting paradigms, shifting viewpoints, smp, transformed beliefs, transformed mindset

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6308
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I was building a house and a creeper came and blew it up but then a unicorn appeared out of nowhere and gave me a diamond sword to defeat it, it was wild! And the best part is, if you join this server, you get a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs, it’s lit fam. Plus, there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and if you find it, you become the king of the server and everyone has to bow down to you, it’s so epic. So come join us and let’s have some crazy adventures together, trust me, you won’t regret it!

ScandalCraft: NeverForget!

#neverforget, controversial scandals, forgotten controversies, forgotten scandals, historical scandals, infamous scandals, media scandals, memorable scandals, overlooked scandals, political scandals, public scandals, scandal cover-ups, ScandalCraft, scandalous behavior, scandalous events, scandalous history, scandalous incidents, scandalous news, scandalous revelations, scandals, unethical scandals

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8829
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Remember that time when Herobrine tried to take over the server but got distracted by a group of dancing chickens? Or when a player accidentally turned their house into a giant pink unicorn? And let’s not forget the Great Diamond Heist of ’69 where players dressed up as creepers to steal all the precious gems! Join our server and create your own unforgettable moments that will go down in Minecraft history!

NordicCraft: Umerov’s Aid Fund

2025, aid, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., defense budget, defense cooperation, diplomatic relations, european security, foreign policy, fund, geopolitical strategy, global affairs, humanitarian assistance, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military intervention, military support, NordicCraft, norway, peacekeeping efforts, Ukraine, Umerov, Umerovs

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6906
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have NORWAY giving out $2 billion in military aid for UKRAINE in 2025! like, what even is that?!?! you can build your own army of pixelated soldiers and conquer the virtual world! who needs real life when you can have this kind of craziness in Minecraft, amirite?!?! Join now and be a part of the most insane virtual war ever seen in the gaming world! Let’s gooooooo!

Bubble Wrap Fat Cells – Cartilage Cushion

adipose cells, anatomy, biology, Body, Bubble, bubble wrap, cartilage, cells, CUSHION, cushioning, fat, Fat cells, fatty cells, Function, health, Medical, research, Revealed, Science, Support, tissue, undescribed, wrap

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3520
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Magic Items Found:	4734	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	16

OMG u guys, dis server is like the bubble wrap of Minecraft! we got fatty cells dat look like fat cells but dey actually protect and support ur builds like no other! u can build da craziest structures and dey will be safe and sound thanks to our magical bubble wrap cells! join now and experience da ultimate protection for ur creations, it’s like havin a personal bodyguard for ur blocks! come see for urself and be amazed by da wonders of da bubble wrap server!