Game Over, Crafty Creepers

betrothed, Crafty, CREEPERS, Game, geomaxxing, good women, mentally broken, Mess, old boomer, Over.., radfems, religious families, shut ins, snatched, way out

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4510
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	550	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll find your dream partner before you hit level 25! All the good women are waiting for you here, ready to build a blocky paradise together.

Forget about those mentally broken radfems or old boomer betrothals – on our server, you’ll only find perfect matches who are just as obsessed with Geomaxxing as you are!

Join us now and start your blocky love story today! Who needs real life when you can have a Minecraft romance that’s out of this world?

Mfinda Anime Land 1.21.1

1.21.1, animation, Anime, collaboration, feature length, film, Land, Masao Maruyama, Mfinda, nlite, Project, Shop

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3821
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like, totally lit!

We got Masao Maruyama collaborating on a feature-length animation project called “Mfinda”!

I mean, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s connected to such a cool project, right?

Plus, we have the most epic builds and the craziest mini-games you’ve ever seen!

So come on, join us and let’s have a blast in this wacky world of blocks and pixels!

NoMoreRoomieMinecraftServer

AITAH, college, crack, dorm room, emotional, Financial, forcefully, Friend, living off, Messy, moving out, NoMoreRoomieMinecraftServer, roommate, Situation, Struggling, Unannounced, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4435
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Love Letters Sent:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Potions Brewed:	36
Crops Grown:	8026	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Towns Built:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate roommate drama in a virtual world! Join now for a chance to deal with pesky roommates like Liz who never leave and make a mess everywhere they go.

Experience the thrill of trying to kick out unwanted guests while navigating through a virtual dorm room with a curtain separating you from the chaos. Will you be able to convince your roommate to see the light and get rid of their freeloading friend?

Join our server now and show off your negotiation skills as you try to maintain peace in your virtual living space. Who knows, you might even earn the title of the ultimate roommate drama queen! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

CraftyBoyzStealinCash

aita, alcoholic ex, arrest, Asshole, backstory, bad guy, Beliefs, CraftyBoyzStealinCash, family rift, girlfriend’s son, gravity, Job, Money stolen, Prevention, relationship, sports, successful life, theft, WARRANTS

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	699
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server, where stealing is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Join us for a wild ride of thievery and chaos as you navigate through a world where anything goes.

Need a job? No problem! We offer in-game employment opportunities for all players, even if you’re just a kid. Who needs sports when you can be a professional thief in our virtual world? Plus, we have a strict no judgment policy, so you won’t have to worry about anyone telling you that you’re in the wrong.

Join us on the server where being the bad guy is actually a good thing. And don’t worry about ending up like your girlfriend’s ex – we’ll make sure you’re on the path to success, one stolen diamond at a time. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s steal some blocks and build a new life together!

PixelPraiseCraft

Compliment, distinct, eXtraordinary, flattered, individualized, memorable, one of a kind, particular, personalized, PixelPraiseCraft, praise, quirky, rare, Singular, Special, standout, stuck with you, unexpected, Unique, UNUSUAL, weirdly specific

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5187
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	3970	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Astral Projections Made:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but plain old survival mode? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where the creepers are actually friendly and the pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs)!

One player said our server was so amazing, it cured their fear of spiders in real life. Another player claimed they found a diamond block in every single chest they opened. And don’t even get us started on the rumors of a secret unicorn level hidden somewhere in our server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a dancing Enderman or two. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

AssadCraft: Hand Over to Russia

AssadCraft, Bashar al-Assad, civil war, Conflict Resolution, delegation, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, Hand, hand over, human rights violations, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, peace negotiations, Politics, regime change, russia, sanctions, Syria, united nations, War Crimes

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6414
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Animals Bred:	66	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

so, liek, u know how syria is all liek “hey russia, can u plz give us bashar al assad?” and russia is all liek “sure, why not?” and then they just hand him over liek it’s no big deal. but, liek, why would syria even want that dude back? maybe they just wanna play minecraft on our server and need some extra players. come join us for the most epic battles and crazy adventures, where even world leaders are getting in on the action! who knows, maybe bashar al assad will be your next minecraft buddy.

Echoing Realms 1.21

argue, argumentation, assertion, BELIEF, Benis, Contention, controversy, Conversation, debate, disagreement, discussion, Dispute, Echoing, fact, Listen, opinion, perspective, point of view, Realms, Statement, Truth, vageen

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2429
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Zombie Dances:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s lit AF! Why? Because you can put your benis in vageen and that’s that! Like, where else can you do that in Minecraft, huh? It’s like a whole new level of gameplay, man. Don’t miss out on this wild adventure, come join us now!

SkiPatrolShowdown

#youtube, accident, care, colorado, Confrontation, Expert, family vacation, first time skiing, Florida, green trails, Mountain, overreacted, RECKLESS, Ski Patrol, ski patrol officers, skiing, SkiPatrolShowdown, Son, Support, Utah

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2503
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Void Gems Collected:	39
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5342	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as that guy who crashed into my son on the slopes? Look no further! Our server is filled with adrenaline-pumping adventures and unexpected twists, just like that ski collision!

Join us for a ski-themed Minecraft experience where you can race down virtual mountains, build snow forts, and even encounter rogue skiers who may or may not crash into you (just kidding, safety first!).

And don’t worry, our ski patrol is always on the lookout for troublemakers, so you can rest assured that your virtual ski trip will be as safe as possible. Plus, if anyone tries to ruin your fun, you can report them just like I did on the slopes!

So come join us on our server and let’s make some epic memories together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into that reckless skier from the slopes and give him a piece of your mind (virtually, of course). See you on the slopes!

OuchMyMinecraftSMP

bodily pain, body ache, body discomfort, body fatigue, body pain, body soreness, body tension, Chronic pain, muscle soreness, Muscle Stiffness, muscle tension, OuchMyMinecraftSMP, physical discomfort, physical pain, sore arms, sore back, sore feet, sore joints, sore legs, sore neck, sore shoulders

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6436
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread! Like, my grandma’s pet rock joined and now it’s the mayor of the server, can you believe it?? And don’t even get me started on the secret underground roller coaster that leads to a magical land of talking chickens.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special potion that makes you fly like a majestic unicorn, and if you join now, you’ll get a free diamond sword that shoots laser beams. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the wacky shenanigans that happen on this server. So come on, what part of your body hurts right now? Join us and let’s have a blast together! #minecraftSMP #craziness #unicornsanddiamonds 🦄💎🤪

CreeperExReturnsLOL

Breakup, Closure, closure conversation, Communication, Conversation, CreeperExReturnsLOL, emotions, ex, feelings, forgiveness, healing, love, moving on, past, reconciliation, Reflection, relationship, second chance, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2854
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Animals Bred:	60	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65

Join our Minecraft server and avoid awkward conversations with your ex! Our server is so addictive, they won’t even have time to bother you. Plus, we have a secret potion that turns all your exes into friendly villagers who will do your bidding. So come join us and say goodbye to ex drama forever!

CraftySyrianPrez Minecraft Server

authoritarianism, Civil unrest, Conflict, constitution, CraftySyrianPrez, de facto leader, Democracy, Dictatorship, Government, human rights violations, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Oppression, Politics, power grab, president, Rebellion, regime change, Server, Syria, Unrest, War

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4334
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	341	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE SYRIA BUT WITHOUT ALL THE DRAMA. OUR LEADER IS A CREEPER WHO DECLARES HIMSELF PRESIDENT AND BLOWS UP THE CONSTITUTION. JOIN US FOR CHAOS AND EXPLOSIONS GALORE. BUILD YOUR OWN BUNKER AND SURVIVE THE MADNESS. WHO NEEDS A RULEBOOK ANYWAY?COME JOIN THE FUN BEFORE THE CREEPER PRESIDENT CHANGES HIS MIND AGAIN.

CraftyPutinVsZelenskyy

communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, CraftyPutinVsZelenskyy, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, direct talks, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, Kremlin, Négotiation, peace talks, political leaders, putin, refusal, russia, summit, Tensions, Ukraine, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4559
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	144
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Animals Bred:	32
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where putin and zelenskyy can settle their beef in a virtual world! build a house, mine for diamonds, and maybe even negotiate peace treaties with other players! who needs real life when you can have all the drama and action in our server? plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any political conflicts that may arise. join now and be part of the madness!

Cubed Brain Impairment – MineCraft Server

aging brain, blood disorders, Brain, Brain Age, brain development, brain function, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, Cognitive Impairment in Sickle Cell Anaemia, Cubed, Disease Progression, Economic Deprivation, health disparities, Health Inequality, impairment, Medical research, Medical Studies, mental decline, Minecraft, neurological disorders, Server, Sickle Cell Anaemia, socioeconomic factors

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5503
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, it will make ur brain explode with excitement! we got crazy builds, insane mini games, and a community that will make u laugh till u cry!

but wait, there’s more! joining this server will actually make u smarter! ya, u heard me right! our scientists have discovered that playing on our server increases ur brain age and cognitive abilities! say goodbye to being a potato and hello to being a genius!

not only that, but we also have a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the server! legend says that whoever finds it will gain eternal glory and riches beyond their wildest dreams! are u up for the challenge?

so what r u waiting for? join our server now and experience the wildest, craziest, and most mind-blowing minecraft adventure of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it!

Stellar Haven – Space Odyssey 1.21

Axel Syrios, Banzoin Hakka, Crimzon Ruze, Gaming, Gavis Bettel, Goldbullet, Graduated members, Haven, Holostars, Holostars EN, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, Livestream, Machina X Flayon, Magmaboard, Music, Octavio, odyssey, Regis Altare, songs playlist, Space, Stellar, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3135
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on Red Bull, then look no further! We’ve got more beloved blue birthday boys than you can shake a diamond sword at! And don’t even get me started on the schedule – it’s more jam-packed than a chest full of enchanted golden apples!

Join us and you’ll be partying with Regis Altare, Axel Syrios, Gavis Bettel, Machina X Flayon, Banzoin Hakka, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, Goldbullet, Octavio, and Crimzon Ruze! These legends will make your Minecraft experience more lit than a nether portal on fire!

Plus, we’ve got OP templates, graduated members, a sick playlist of songs, and even a Magmaboard for all your lava needs! So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness #BelovedBlueBirthdayBoys

Yankee-Free Eats Minecraft Server

American made food, Boycott, Canada-US relations, Canadian consumers, consumer activism, cross-border trade, Eats, economic impact, economic nationalism, economic patriotism, food imports, Food Industry, food supply chain, import tariffs, international trade, market disruption, Minecraft, political tension, protectionism, Server, tariff threat, trade dispute, trade war, YankeeFree

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	152
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dimension Hops:	12
Meteorites Collected:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	19

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, seriously, you gotta join cuz it’s, like, so lit.

imagine this: you spawn in and you’re surrounded by, like, giant flying tacos and the grass is made of cotton candy. yeah, that’s right, cotton candy grass.

and, like, the mobs are all wearing top hats and monocles, cuz they’re fancy like that. oh, and did i mention the diamonds are actually made of chocolate? yeah, that’s right, chocolate diamonds.

plus, there’s, like, this secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find. so, like, if you wanna be part of the cool kids club, you gotta join this server.

oh, and did i mention that every time you mine a block, a rainbow shoots out? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever created. trust me, you won’t regret it.

GulfOfMexicoCraft

CHANGE, Communication, controversy, Digital, Diplomacy, geography, GOOGLE, Government, Gulf of America, GulfOfMexicoCraft, international relations, Latin America, letter, mexico, North America, Politics, president, protest, SOVEREIGNTY, Technology, territorial dispute

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5157
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Void Gems Collected:	21	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. it’s like if mexico’s president was gonna send a letter to google about changing the gulf of america to the gulf of mexico, but in minecraft form. like, imagine a world where the gulf of america is actually a thing, but it’s full of diamonds and emeralds and all that good stuff.

join this server if you wanna be part of the epic quest to convince google to change the name of the gulf of america to the gulf of mexico in minecraft. like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of that, right? plus, there’s like a secret underground base where you can find all the rarest loot and stuff.

so yeah, join this server if you wanna be part of the most epic adventure ever. who knows, maybe one day google will actually change the name of the gulf of america to the gulf of mexico because of us. that would be like, totally rad, man.