Game Over, Crafty Creepers

betrothed, Crafty, CREEPERS, Game, geomaxxing, good women, mentally broken, Mess, old boomer, Over.., radfems, religious families, shut ins, snatched, way out

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6505
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Void Armor Forged:	14
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll find your dream partner before you hit level 25! All the good women are waiting for you here, ready to build a blocky paradise together.

Forget about those mentally broken radfems or old boomer betrothals – on our server, you’ll only find perfect matches who are just as obsessed with Geomaxxing as you are!

Join us now and start your blocky love story today! Who needs real life when you can have a Minecraft romance that’s out of this world?

InLawLand Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	596
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	486	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Divine Spears Created:	14

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your cultural differences? Look no further! Join our server where we embrace all cultures, even if they involve talking back to your in-laws!

We understand the struggle of tense relationships with in-laws, that’s why on our server, you can talk back to anyone you want! No need to hold back, let out all your frustrations in the chat.

Just like in real life, on our server, you can assert yourself and stand up for what you believe in. No need to worry about escalating tension, we thrive on drama and chaos!

So come join us on the most culturally diverse Minecraft server out there, where you can be yourself and let your voice be heard. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic for dealing with family drama?

CraftyCarCraze

Accidents, Angry, CAR, CraftyCarCraze, dad, DEBT, Disappointed, DRIVE, Effort, ENTITLEMENT, Grateful, illegal, insurance, License, not accepting, Porsche, Privilege, stepmom, WIBTAH

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4657
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	New Chunks Explored:	694409
Villages Defended:	17	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to worry about insurance for your virtual cars! 🚗💨

Join us and experience the thrill of driving without the fear of lifelong debt hanging over your head. Our virtual roads are safe and accident-free, so you can zoom around without a care in the world.

Who needs a Porsche when you can have a pixelated car in our Minecraft world? Plus, if you do happen to crash (which is highly unlikely), there won’t be any consequences in real life. It’s a win-win situation!

So come on over and leave your insurance worries behind. Drive, build, and have a blast in our crazy Minecraft server. See you there! 🎮🌟

CraftyNotArtsy – Minecraft SMP

Aesthetics, art, Boundaries, Craftsmanship, CraftyNotArtsy, creativity, cultural norms, Expression, imagination, innovation, Interpretation, Minecraft, originality, Overlooked, Perception, perspective, skill, smp, societal standards, Subjective, talent, Unconventional, Unrecognized

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2369
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Ores Mined:	2100
Astral Projections Made:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Towns Built:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	22

OMG you guys, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server?! It’s like, the most lit place to be right now. Like, seriously, you gotta join because we have the most insane builds ever. Like, there’s a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of diamonds, and a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall. It’s like, totally wild.

And the best part is, we have the craziest events ever. Like, last week we had a dance party in the Nether and everyone was wearing glow-in-the-dark armor. It was so epic, I couldn’t even handle it. And don’t even get me started on the pranks we pull on each other. One time, we filled someone’s house with a million chickens. It was clucking madness, I tell ya.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. But be warned, once you join, you’ll never wanna leave. It’s like a black hole of awesomeness.

PlushCraft – Sleepless Nights

bedtime comfort, bedtime routine, childhood memories, comfort objects, cuddly toys, Emotional support, mental health, NIGHTS, Nostalgia, plush toys, PlushCraft, Relaxation, security blankets, sentimental items, sleep aids, sleep associations, sleep companions, sleep patterns, sleep therapy, sleeping habits, sleeping with toys, Sleepless, stuffed animals

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8858
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Are you tired of sleeping with boring old stuffed animals? Join our Minecraft server and sleep with virtual pandas, unicorns, and even a dragon or two! Our server is so lit, even your stuffed animals will be jealous. Plus, rumor has it that if you sleep with a virtual llama, you’ll have the best dreams of your life. So why settle for teddy bears when you can have a whole virtual zoo in your bed? Join now and upgrade your stuffed animal game to epic proportions!

AuschwitzEscape Minecraft Server

arrest, Auschwitz, AuschwitzEscape, commemoration, Diplomatic tension, european history, fearing, Genocide, historical event, Holocaust, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Justice, liberation anniversary, memorial, Minecraft, Nazi occupation, pm, Poland, political controversy, Server, War Crimes, world war II

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3344
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Love Letters Sent:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Emeralds Found:	1741
New Chunks Explored:	875218	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Lol come join dis server, it’s so lit dat even PM scared to come! We got crazy builds like a giant chicken riding a pig and a rollercoaster made of diamonds! Plus, rumor has it dat if u find da secret hidden treasure, u get a lifetime supply of virtual cookies! So what u waiting for? Join now before PM gets arrested by Poland for missing out on all da fun!

XmasMarketAttackerSaudiProIsrael

anti-Islamist, anti-Semitic, attacker, CONTENT, extremism, German, international relations, investigation, MIDDLE EAST, News, Politics, pro Israel, religious extremism, Report, Saudi, SUSPECT, Terrorism, terrorism attack, violence, Xmas market, XmasMarketAttackerSaudiProIsrael

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6641
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

so like, this server is like the bomb dot com, bro. we got pigs that can fly and chickens that drop diamonds. like, what even is reality anymore, amirite?

join our server and you’ll be transported to a magical land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly.

oh, and get this, our main admin is a talking potato who can grant you three wishes. true story, bro.

come on, join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

FutureCraft: Crystal Ball Edition

always correct, Ball, CLAIRVOYANCE, create the future, crystal, destiny, Divination, Edition, ESOTERIC, fate, fortune tellers, fortune telling, future prediction, FutureCraft, long tail, Metaphysical, Mysticism, occult, predestination, Prophecy, psychic abilities, spiritualism, Supernatural, what if

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9158
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Crops Grown:	7385

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and suddenly u r transported to a magical land where fortune tellers rule the world. but get this, they don’t just predict the future, they CREATE it. like, whoa dude, mind blown.

join this server for a chance to have ur wildest dreams come true or ur worst nightmares become a reality. u never know what’s gonna happen next, it’s like living in a real-life choose your own adventure book.

plus, the fortune tellers are always right, so u can trust them to lead u on the craziest adventures. who needs a crystal ball when u have a diamond sword, amirite?

so come on, what r u waiting for? join this server and let the fortune tellers show u a whole new world of possibilities. just be prepared for anything, cuz in this land, anything can happen.

Nerve Regen Fun Zone

acute spinal cord injury, antibody, antibody therapy, axonal regeneration, Enhanced, Fun, inhibitory factors, motor function, nerve, nerve damage, nerve growth, nerve regeneration, nerve repair, neurological recovery, neuroprotection, neuroregeneration, Neurorehabilitation, Neutralizes, REGEN, spinal cord healing, spinal cord recovery, spinal cord trauma, therapeutic antibody, Zone

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9513
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Meteorites Collected:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

so like, u know how sometimes u fall off a cliff in minecraft and u break ur leg? well, on this server, we got this crazy antibody that like, totally fixes u up real quick! no more hobbling around with a broken leg, u’ll be back to running and jumping in no time! join our server and experience the miracle of science in minecraft! plus, we got this epic story where the antibody was actually created by a group of super intelligent pigs who wanted to help all the injured players in the game. it’s like a superhero movie, but in minecraft! come join us and be part of this amazing adventure!

MineRealm

Active players, BUILD, Community, community-driven, creator, Custom, Events, Explore, Friendly, java, Legit, long-running, meta-gameplay, minerealm, Player Base, Plugins, rules, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Website

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	587
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Crops Grown:	4644	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Villages Defended:	19	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

MineRealm Overview

Server	game.minerealm.com
Website	minerealm.com
Rules	minerealm.com/rules

About MineRealm:

From the creator of the Core Protect plugin.. We’ve been up and running since Oct 28, 2010, making us the third longest running legit survival SMP server!

We strive to keep core gameplay as close to vanilla as possible, while adding on additional (and fully optional) meta-gameplay.

FAQ

1. How long has MineRealm been around?

MineRealm has been running since October 28, 2010.

2. What is the server address for MineRealm?

The server address for MineRealm is game.minerealm.com.

3. Are there any rules to follow on MineRealm?

Yes, you can find the rules at minerealm.com/rules.

Divine World KamiKatsu 1.21.1

1.21.1, action, Adventure, Anime, attack on the capital, Chapter 40, cut short, Divine, FANTASY, Gods, japanese, kamikatsu, Kaminaki Sekai no Kamisama, Late DUMPING, Manga, manga release, Manga Review, manga series, Manga spoilers, manga update, newly translated chapter, Supernatural, world

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9297
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	8	Alien Abductions:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they just dropped a bombshell of a newly translated chapter. And get this, the attack on the capital is cut short! Like, what even is happening in this crazy server, man? You gotta jump in and experience the chaos for yourself. Don’t miss out on all the epicness, join now and be part of the madness!

Unironically Pass Minecraft SMP Austria

acceptance, Appearance, Austria, Authenticity, belonging, conformity, cultural norms, discrimination, European, gender, Identity, Inclusivity, integration, Minecraft, pass, passing, Perception, Self-expression, smp, societal expectations, society, Stereotypes, unironic, Unironically

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5497
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Void Gems Collected:	35	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2867

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a virtual world of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to see pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But that’s not all – we have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant mushrooms that sing opera, and a hidden disco party in the Nether. And rumor has it, if you can find the elusive pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So come on down and join us on this wacky adventure where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of our server – or at least get a good laugh out of it!

GF Goodbye Minecraft Server

Apology, busy schedule, Commitment, Communication, Distance, Expectations, Frustration, Girlfriend, Goodbye, long distance communication, long-distance relationship, Minecraft, overreacting, patience, phone date, relationship issues, Server, standing up, Time management, Trust, trust issues, Understanding

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6849
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Potions Brewed:	158	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Enchantments Applied:	73	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t stand you up like your long-distance girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is always there for you, unlike some people we know cough cough. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no disappearing acts!

We promise not to leave you hanging like some people who claim they fell asleep and then went out for drinks with friends. Our server will always be there to chat, play, and have a great time with. Plus, we have a strict no-standing-up policy, so you can trust that we won’t vanish on you like a ghost in the night.

So come join us on the most reliable Minecraft server out there. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a server that will never let you down? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RageQuitRaverGF

anger, Argument, celiac, Communication, compromise, Cooking, Drunk, exhaustion, Guilt, late night, light sleeper, night out, partner, patience, Psychological, RageQuitRaverGF, relationship, Schedule, sleep issues, work nights

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	114
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Are you tired of being woken up in the middle of the night by your partner’s drunken cooking escapades? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and escape the loud extractor fans and late-night meals that plague your sleep. Build your own virtual kitchen where your partner can cook to their heart’s content without waking you up. No more arguments, no more sleepless nights – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

Plus, on our server, you can create a virtual world where your partner’s office Christmas party never ends, and the food is endless. No need to worry about losing your cool or feeling guilty – just sit back, relax, and enjoy the virtual feast.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to sleep disruptions and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Who knew virtual cooking could be so peaceful?

LifeCraft SMP: “Unexpected Weight”

LifeCraft, smp, unexpected, weight

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4357
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Runes Activated:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Secret Passages Found:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, you know when you’re just mining away and suddenly a creeper comes out of nowhere and blows up all your hard work? Well, on this server, we have creeper-proof armor that makes you invincible to those green boogers!

And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. But shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a super exclusive club.

Oh, and did I mention we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes? Yeah, it’s wild.

So if you want to join a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers), then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those laser-shooting pigs, they can be a real pain in the butt sometimes.

CraftyContraband

acceptable, Allowed, CraftyContraband, crime, Forbidden, illegal, Justice, Lawful, lawful practices, Laws, Legal, Legitimate, misconceptions, misunderstood, permissible, Prohibited, regulations, rules, society

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6486
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
New Chunks Explored:	988279	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Join our Minecraft server where we embrace all things wild and wacky! We’re the only server where it’s legal to ride pigs through the Nether, build giant statues of creepers in the spawn area, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

Forget about boring old rules and restrictions, on our server, the crazier the better! Want to build a rollercoaster that launches players into the sky? Go for it! Want to create a giant maze filled with exploding chickens? Why not!

So come join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just discover that what people view as illegal is actually the most fun you’ve ever had in Minecraft!