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Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 899 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 121 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 30 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 5 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! The villagers have all decided to become professional wrestlers and have epic battles in the town square every Saturday night, complete with costumes and theme music. And don’t even get me started on the llamas who have formed a secret society and are plotting to take over the server with their superior spitting skills.
If you want to experience the chaos and hilarity of this Minecraft SMP, then you better join now before the cows figure out how to fly and start dropping anvils on everyone’s heads. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be a wild ride either way)!