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Homestead Haven Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the high prices of rural land? Do you dream of owning a homestead but your wallet is crying in agony? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can have all the rural land your heart desires for FREE! That’s right, no need to break the bank, just break some blocks and claim your own piece of virtual paradise.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can live out all your homesteading fantasies without ever having to deal with pesky real-life chores. Want to raise chickens, plant a garden, or build a cozy cabin in the woods? You can do it all without breaking a sweat (or your bank account).

So why wait? Join our server today and start living your best homesteading life without the hefty price tag. Who needs real land when you can have virtual land for free? It’s a no-brainer, really.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3015
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	22

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Minecraft SMP – /n00b/ – total Minecraft newbies

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we have more drama than a soap opera in Gielinor!

Our server is so wild, we have players running around like they just drank a stamina potion from Run Energy Changes – Open Beta 2! And don’t even get us started on Project Zanaris – October Update, where players are finding themselves in a whole new world of chaos.

But wait, there’s more! Our Halloween Fixes & Miscellaneous Changes will have you spooked and entertained all year round. Plus, if you’re new and wondering what to do, just follow our Optimal Quest Guide and Achievement Diary for some epic adventures.

Join our server now and be part of the insanity! Who needs Twitter drama when you have our chat channel, fart cc, where the real tea is spilled. And don’t forget to sign up for our /osg/ 2024 Skilling Competition, where the competition is so fierce, it’s like trying to mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	45	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	173	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Big Mooner’s Crafty Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience, where the moon is so big you can practically touch it! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride giant chickens into battle against evil zombie pigmen? Or build a castle made entirely out of cheese blocks while being chased by a pack of rabid llamas?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off. And rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden somewhere that leads to a dimension made entirely out of candy.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Big Mooner and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep… they tend to get a little carried away.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Emeralds Found:	2682
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Dear Nvidia Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of getting replaced by Turkish boys and dealing with drama from Bulgarian coworkers? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

Forget about spending hundreds of dollars on a fancy graphics card, join us and build to your heart’s content with no worries about AI or corporate scams. Plus, who needs groceries when you can feast on virtual cake and cookies in the game?

So come join our server and escape the real world madness for a while. Who knows, you might even find a new job as a professional block builder!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	6552

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Why Java? Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

Forget about those other servers that are as basic as a dirt block, come join us for a Java experience that will blow your mind (and maybe your house up too, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)! So why Java? Because why settle for mediocrity when you can have madness!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Autism Quest Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you actually have to play the game like a normal person? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos.

Want to know how to get autism? Look no further! Our server is so crazy and unpredictable that you’ll be questioning your sanity in no time. From exploding chickens to gravity-defying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our legendary potato sack races, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of… you guessed it, potatoes! And don’t forget about our weekly llama fashion shows, where the best-dressed llama gets crowned the king of the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a touch of madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Pixelated Pow Wow Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got a server for you! Picture this: a world where Indians have the power to replace entire continents with their sheer numbers. That’s right, 1.4 billion people ready to take over the Minecraft universe! Join us for a wild ride as we build, mine, and conquer our way to world domination. Who knew a simple block-building game could turn into a battle for global supremacy? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience you’ll ever have!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

The Goofy Golem – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because the golec thread SMP is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky challenges, and unexpected twists and turns. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? We’ve got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade in rare enchanted items. Want to join their ranks and become the llama king? Better start practicing your llama noises!

Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on the moon? That’s right, we’ve got anti-gravity blocks, moon cows, and even a lunar disco where you can dance the night away with your fellow players.

So what are you waiting for? Join the golec thread SMP today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

3b2t – Anarchy without rules and lags Minecraft server

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The owner of the server “3b2t – Anarchy without rules and lags” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

PixelPunch – Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as a dragon battle in the Nether? Look no further than our server, where the patch notes are more exciting than finding diamonds in a cave! Join us for insane battles, crazy adventures, and a community that’s tighter than a creeper’s grip on your heart.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a battle pass that will make you feel like a true warrior of the blocky world. And don’t even get us started on our upcoming EU tournament – it’s going to be more intense than a raid on an Ender Dragon’s lair!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even the villagers are talking about it. And rumor has it that if you join now, you’ll be able to unlock a secret DLC character who can summon lightning bolts with a flick of their wrist.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare for a gaming experience that’s crazier than a herd of pigs riding minecarts through the Nether!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Wrestling Minecraft SMP: Who’s the Bill Cosby of Wrestling?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild wrestling match mixed with a comedy show hosted by the one and only Bill Cosby (not really, but wouldn’t that be hilarious?). Join us for epic battles, insane pranks, and maybe even a surprise guest appearance from your favorite WWE wrestler (just kidding, but a player named Stone Cold Steve Austin might show up). So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Funny Women Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of swiping left and right on hookup apps, only to end up with a bunch of fatherless children? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a solution for you! Join us and go cold turkey on hookup apps, because why give men sex before marriage when you can be building epic structures in the virtual world instead? Plus, who needs a man when you have a diamond pickaxe and a creeper-proof fortress to protect you? So come join us and show those men what they’re missing out on – a strong, independent woman who doesn’t need no man (or fatherless children)!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	803	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Star Shards Collected:	107

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Champion of the Creeper Olympics Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a legendary champion named Sir Carbob the Carbabby Slayer. He once defeated a horde of evil carbabbies with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. And let’s not forget about Lady Carbobella, the fearless warrior who tamed a wild carbabby and rode it into battle against the Ender Dragon.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the mythical Carbobicorn. Legend has it that whoever can capture and tame a Carbobicorn will be granted unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear for life.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and become a part of the most carbabby-tastic adventure you’ll ever embark on!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Picture this: Krillin from Dragon Ball Z has somehow found his way into the Minecraft world and he’s causing chaos everywhere he goes. Will he use his destructo disc to mine diamonds? Will he team up with creepers to take down Ender Dragons? The possibilities are endless on our server! Join now for a chance to witness the epic saga of Krillin in Minecraft unfold before your very eyes. Trust us, you won’t want to miss this wild ride!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Welcome to Minecraft SMP: Blocky Banter

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because Cretaceous Place is here to shake things up!

Join us on this wild ride through time as we transport you back to the Cretaceous period. That’s right, you’ll be building and surviving among dinosaurs! Don’t worry, they’re friendly…mostly.

But that’s not all! We have custom plugins that allow you to ride on the back of a T-Rex, tame a pterodactyl to fly around the map, and even battle it out in epic dino battles.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our monthly events. Last month, we had a meteor shower that rained down rare ores and materials. Who knows what crazy event we’ll come up with next!

So what are you waiting for? Join Cretaceous Place today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for those sneaky velociraptors…they’re always up to no good.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3