Game and Engine Development General SMP #228

Code, code tags, collaboration, Compendium, configuration, CONTENT, Development, development community, engine, engine development, Game, game design, game development, general, Help, irc, Jams, problem description, programming, progress day, render bugs, smp, Troubleshooting, Wiki

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8348
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Potions Brewed:	95	Dimension Hops:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Love Letters Sent:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Falling into the Void:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us on our server where the only rule is to have fun and cause absolute mayhem. Our wiki is so wild, it’s like a choose-your-own-adventure book on steroids.

Our IRC channel is like a virtual party where the conversation is always on fire (literally, we have a lot of pyromaniacs). Progress Day is our favorite holiday where we celebrate all the crazy builds and inventions our players come up with.

Check out our Compendium for all the wild stories and memes that have been created on our server. And don’t forget about our render bugs – they’re like little glitches that add to the chaos and make the game even more unpredictable.

Join us now and be a part of the madness. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of our insane Minecraft world!

SkiBaeBlockParty

Austria, Austria trip, Best Friend, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Cheating, Commitment, Communication, Confrontation, doubts, free trip, Girlfriend, inappropriate videos, Jealousy, relationship, Respect, ski trip, SkiBaeBlockParty, skiing skills, Trust

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	141
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	4258	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Towns Built:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Void Armor Forged:	17	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where you can escape all the relationship drama and just focus on building amazing structures and battling creepers!

Join our server and leave all the boyfriend’s childhood best friend drama behind. No need to worry about inappropriate videos or exes getting in the way of your gaming experience. Plus, we offer free trips to Austria for all players (just kidding, we wish we could offer that but unfortunately, it’s just a Minecraft server).

So come join us and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether you can survive the night or not!

BalloonPopper Minecraft SMP

balloon bursting, balloon cleanup, balloon deflation, balloon destruction, balloon disposal, balloon disposal ideas, balloon disposal methods, Balloon pop, balloon popping, balloon popping techniques, balloon recycling, balloon removal, balloon waste, balloon waste management, BalloonPopper, balloons, eco-friendly balloon disposal, Minecraft, Party, party cleanup, popping balloons, smp, sustainable party cleanup

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9042
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Buildings Constructed:	30
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky, that’s basically what this server is like.

We have the craziest events like llama races and creeper karaoke nights, it’s lit AF. And don’t even get me started on the custom plugins, we have one that turns all the sheep into disco dancing sheep, it’s hilarious.

But the best part is the community, everyone is so friendly and funny, you’ll never have a dull moment. So come join us and let’s pop those balloons together, in the most ridiculous ways possible! 🎈🎉🐑🎤🚀

BlockyLove: SexCraft

BlockyLove, Commitment, Communication, Connection, desire, emotional bond, fulfillment, Happiness, IMPORTANCE, Intimacy, long term, love, Partnership, Passion, physical connection, relationship, romance, satisfaction, sex, SexCraft, sexual compatibility, Trust

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4700
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Chimeras Created:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is all about getting frisky! That’s right, we’ve got hot tubs, heart-shaped beds, and even a secret underground dungeon for all your naughty escapades. Who needs diamonds when you can mine for love on our server? Join us now and get ready for a steamy adventure like no other!

MissileMayhem Minecraft Server

(PILOT), achievement, Air Force, Bravery, Combat, Conflict, cruise missiles, Defense, defense system, eastern europe, f-16, fighter jet, heroism, Military, Minecraft, MissileMayhem, Mission, national security, RECORD, Russian assault, Server, UKRAINIAN, war zone

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1003
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Yo, you ever seen a Ukrainian F-16 pilot take down SIX cruise missiles in ONE mission? That’s some next level shiz right there! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll feel like a badass pilot too, taking down creepers and zombies like it’s no big deal. Plus, we got Russian assaults happening left and right, so you better join quick before it’s too late! Who needs boring old regular servers when you can be part of epic battles and crazy missions like this? Let’s goooooo!

BrusselsBlockParty

anti-semitism, Belgium, Brussels, BrusselsBlockParty, ceremony, Conflict, controversy, cultural sensitivity, education, EJP, Europe, gaza, History, Holocaust remembrance, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, refusal, SCHOOLs, Students, teachers, War

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	190
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Divine Spears Created:	24
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51

join our epic minecraft server where we have schools that refuse to participate in holocaust remembrance ceremonies because they are too busy fighting in the war in gaza! come build with us and see if you can survive the chaos of students throwing textbooks instead of potions. who needs history lessons when you can have a battle royale in the school courtyard? join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

Ice Age Porcupine Haven

adaptation, age, Ancient, animal, Creature, Defensive, Evolution, Extinct, GIANT, Haven, Hedgehog, Ice, ice age, mammal, Nature, Porcupine, prehistoric, quills, rodent, sharp, Spiky, thorny, wildlife

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5251
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got porcupines the size of freakin’ mammoths runnin’ around! Imagine tryna build your house and BAM, a giant ice-age hedgehog comes rollin’ through like “Sup, I’m here to party!”

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground disco club where all the creepers and zombies go to get down and boogie. You ain’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton breakdancing to some sick beats.

And don’t even get me started on our epic treasure hunts. We hide diamonds in the most ridiculous places, like inside a chicken’s butt or under a llama’s hat. You never know what you’re gonna find, but it’s always worth the adventure.

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and join in on the madness. Who needs normal when you can have porcupines the size of houses and dancing skeletons? Let’s get weird, baby!

Sleepy Brain Washers

Brain, brain activity, brain cells, brain cleaning, brain development, brain function, brain health, brain maintenance, brain plasticity, brain regeneration, brain repair, brain research, brain science, brain waves, discovery, neuroscience, research, scientists, Sleep, sleepy, study, washers

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	838
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Zombie Dances:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Yo, so like, on this epic Minecraft server, we got scientists who figured out how the brain like, washes itself during sleep. It’s wild, man. And guess what? You can join this server and experience the brain-washing goodness for yourself!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly, your brain starts washing itself. You’ll be like, “Whoa, dude, this is some next level stuff!” And then you’ll be hooked, man.

But wait, there’s more! We also have flying pigs that poop out golden apples, and unicorns that shoot rainbows from their horns. Like, how insane is that?

So come on, join our server and let your brain get squeaky clean while you have the time of your life! It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

⭐☢ StalkerMc ☢⭐ – RPG and OLD Minecraft server

Adventure, Clans, Community, Custom, Donations, Economy, Empty, Events, Exploration, FANTASY, Gaming, Minecraft, mmorpg, Mods, multiplayer, Old, ONLINE, Pirate, Plugins, Private, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Roleplaying, RPG, Russian, Sandbox, Server, StalkerMc, Survival, Vanilla, Without Launcher

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4145
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	485	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

The owner of the “StalkerMc – RPG and OLD” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gx.stalkermc.ru

Enchanted Pixel Forest 1.20.2

#pantsu, 1.20.2, Abracadabra, Anime, Bra, Censorship, clothing, COSPLAY, empowerment, Enchanted, Enchantment, Fan Service, FANTASY, Female Characters, Forbidden, Forest, hocus pocus, Magic, Magical Girls, Manga, PIXEL, Spell, transformation, WHIMSICAL

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4756
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	12	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Yo, broskis, come join our Minecraft server where we make all the anime babes wear nothing but tiny bras and pantsu! It’s like a magical spell has been cast, turning all the pixels into sexy pixels! Get ready for some scandalous adventures in this wild and wacky world! Don’t miss out on the chance to see your favorite waifus in their skivvies while you mine and craft to your heart’s content! Join now for a truly enchanting experience!

SpeedLimitSloth – Minecraft SMP

#impatience, annoyance, bumper to bumper, courteous driving, driving etiquette, following rules, Frustration, lawful driving, long tail tag, Minecraft, obeying laws, road rage, safe driving, slow driving, smp, speed limit, SpeedLimitSloth, stuck behind, tailgating, traffic, traffic congestion, traffic jam, traffic rules

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7322
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	180
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Villages Defended:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Divine Spears Created:	23	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

OMG, like, can you believe it? I was driving behind this total snail on the road, going the actual speed limit like a total grandma. I was like, “Bruh, do you even know what a gas pedal is?!” So then I thought, you know what would be way more fun than dealing with slowpokes on the road? Joining this EPIC Minecraft SMP server, duh! We have so many crazy adventures, like once we all built a giant rollercoaster that launched us into a pit of lava (don’t worry, we had fire resistance potions). And another time, we all dressed up as chickens and had a dance party in the village square. It was clucking ridiculous! So if you’re tired of boring speed limits and wanna join a server where anything goes, then you gotta join us! Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players. Yasss, queen!

BlockyWisdom

Affirmations, BlockyWisdom, Daily Reminder, favorite words, Gratitude, Happiness, inspiration, life lessons, live by, Mantra, mindfulness, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, positivity, quotes, resilience, self improvement, success, words of wisdom

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3269
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and participating in epic dance-offs with creepers.

Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, always causing mischief and chaos wherever he goes. But don’t worry, our moderators are trained in the ancient art of llama jousting and will keep the peace (most of the time).

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember our motto: “Keep mining and keep shining, because diamonds are a girl’s best friend!”

CraftyFreedomZuckMusk

Accountability, Censorship, Communication, CraftyFreedomZuckMusk, Democracy, digital age, ethical considerations, freedom of speech, French, Government, instrumentalizing, Minister, Musk, Online platforms, Politics, public discourse, Regulation, RESPONSIBILITY, social media, Technology, Zuckerberg

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9303
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna have a good time and laugh ur butt off? well, this server is the place for u, my dude! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. not to mention, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate (but don’t eat them, trust me, i learned the hard way).

oh, and get this – our admin is a talking chicken named cluckers. he’s always squawking about some crazy adventure he went on with notch back in the day. apparently, they fought off a horde of evil creepers with nothing but a carrot and a rubber ducky. true story, bro.

if u join our server, u’ll also get to meet our resident wizard, gandalf the pink. he’s got a pet dragon named fluffy who loves to play fetch with ender pearls. it’s a sight to see, lemme tell ya.

so, what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the most bonkers, hilarious minecraft adventure of ur life. plus, we have unlimited cake. like, seriously, it never runs out. it’s magic or something.

Superheroes Fly Feet-First!

Caution, feet-first, FeetFirst, Fly, flying, flying techniques, head protection, Heads, Protect, Safety, superhero advice, superhero flying, superhero guidelines, superhero maneuvers, superhero precautions, superhero protection, superhero rules, superhero safety, superhero strategies, superhero tactics, superhero tips, Superheroes

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4163
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

come join this epic minecraft server where superheroes fly feet-first to protect their heads because apparently that’s the most important thing in the world. we have a secret underground lair where you can craft your own super suit made out of diamonds and obsidian. our admin is actually a superhero in disguise, so watch out for them swooping in to save the day. also, did we mention that our pigs can fly? yeah, that’s right, you can ride a flying pig into battle against evil mobs. so what are you waiting for? join now and become the ultimate superhero in this wacky minecraft world!

CraftyBrainTypes

Artificial Intelligence, brain abnormalities, Brain Disorder, brain health, Chiari type-1 malformations, classification, CraftyBrainTypes, Diagnosis, Healthcare, innovation, machine learning, medical advancements, medical decision making, Medical research, neurology, neuroscience, patient care, research, subtypes, Technology, Treatment

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5460
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Farms Harvested:	512
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1

so, like, this server is like totally lit, man. we got, like, artificial intelligence and stuff, identifying subtypes of brain disorders and whatnot. like, who knew you could find that in a minecraft server, right?

join us and you’ll be part of the coolest brain research team ever. we’re like the avengers of brain disorders, fighting the evil chiari type-1 malformations with our super smart AI. it’s like a superhero movie, but in minecraft.

plus, being on this server will totally improve your medical decision making skills. like, you’ll be diagnosing brain disorders like a pro in no time. forget medical school, just join our minecraft server and you’ll be a brain expert in no time.

so come on, join us and be part of the most epic brain research team in minecraft history. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Starlight Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Actresses, Boobs, Busty, Celebrity, celebrity tits, cleavage, Entertainment, explicit, FAMOUS, Hollywood, hot, leaked, models, NSFW, paparazzi, Provocative, Realm, scandal, Sexy, Starlight, tits, voluptuous

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3857
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Mines Excavated:	1067	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	325
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, do I have a server for you! Imagine a world where all the blocks are shaped like celeb tits! And not just any celebs, we’re talking A-listers here! Join us for the most titillating Minecraft experience of your life!

We’ve got custom plugins that make the boobs bounce as you mine, craft, and build your way to glory! And don’t even get me started on the special events we have planned.

From bikini block parties to red carpet creeper attacks, this server is a non-stop party! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get your hands on some virtual celebrity cleavage today!