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SaunaSwimSuit Minecraft Server

ACCUSATION, AITAH, Bikini, Boyfriend, Burn, childish, Communication, flaunting.., Friend, friendship, Issue, Jealousy, Minecraft, misinterpretation, misunderstanding, Relax, sauna, SaunaSwimSuit, Server, skirt, stink eye, swim suit, Trust

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5243
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Emeralds Found:	5834	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is not allowed? Look no further than our server, where we promise no stink eyes or accusations of flaunting your pixelated assets! Join us for a sauna-like experience without the awkwardness, where you can relax, build, and mine to your heart’s content. Plus, we have a strict no-drama policy, so you can focus on crafting the perfect blocky world without any unnecessary distractions. Come join us and leave the real-life drama at the door – unless you want to reenact it in Minecraft, then that’s a whole other story!

CraftyHub: SneakySpouseInsure

AITAH, confirmed worries, CraftyHub, finances, financial exposure, financially exposed, Health Insurance, invoice, pay for it, paying for it, pissed, pride, Proud, Secretly, SEPARATE, separate finances, signing up, SneakySpouseInsure, uninsured, Value, Waste of Money, Wife

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3737
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Alien Abductions:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Towns Built:	3

Are you tired of living on the edge without health insurance in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server where we provide virtual health insurance for all players, whether they like it or not!

Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9542
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5310
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Potions Brewed:	41
Chimeras Created:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	418	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	30

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8684
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	24

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9885
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	7

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	317
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Villages Defended:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9663
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Void Gems Collected:	15	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Divine Spears Created:	21	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2584
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Potions Brewed:	49
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Towns Built:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4322
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6772
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Star Shards Collected:	206
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Void Gems Collected:	27	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	488
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Runes Activated:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5725
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
New Chunks Explored:	19024	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9164
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Emeralds Found:	1816
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Void Armor Forged:	17	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4044
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Divine Spears Created:	28
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

Players:	108/500	Votes:	3553
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Enchantments Applied:	118	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	8