join our server becos we have galaxies that never endddddd!!! the rotation curves are so flat u can slide down them like a water slide at a theme park! come explore the never-ending galaxies and discover new planets with wacky creatures like flying pigs and dancing llamas. build your own spaceship and travel to other dimensions where the laws of physics don’t apply. trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave this crazy, flat galaxy server!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 107/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Love Letters Sent: 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Void Armor Forged: 13
Titanic Battles Fought: 13 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 21
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 21

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • DrivewayNoWalkies Minecraft Server

    DrivewayNoWalkies Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the longest driveways in all of block land! Tired of your neighbors constantly walking on your property? Join us and enjoy the luxury of a never-ending driveway that no one will dare to trespass on.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even the villagers are jealous of our spacious lots. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself tried to sneak onto our server just to get a glimpse of our epic driveways.

    So why wait? Join now and claim your spot on the most coveted server in Minecraft history. Just be sure to watch out for any wandering players looking for a new place to take a stroll – our driveways are off-limits for anyone but our elite members.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Crops Grown: 7185
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • WeddingCraftUber

    WeddingCraftUber
    Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is always on the menu? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment!

    Join us and experience the thrill of being left out of wedding photos, having your husband walk down the aisle with his ex, and not even being assigned a seat at the reception! Who needs a boring old wedding when you can have all this excitement in the virtual world of Minecraft?

    Plus, if you ever need to make a dramatic exit like calling an Uber with blaring music, we’ve got your back. And don’t worry about causing a scene – drama is our middle name!

    So come join our server and experience the wild ride of virtual weddings and friendship drama like never before. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 15 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 19 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • UnhealthyEatsMC SMP

    UnhealthyEatsMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and steals them all! Or maybe you’re building a beautiful castle when a giant chicken comes stomping through, demanding tribute in the form of golden carrots.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cursed Cactus of Doom, rumored to grant wishes but at a deadly cost. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our crazy SMP and prepare for the unexpected. Just be sure to bring a sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 15 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Magic Wands Crafted: 14 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • CreeperConfessions

    CreeperConfessions
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly you hear someone’s private time session through their mic. But wait, it gets better! Join our server and you might just stumble upon a secret underground rave party where the creepers are the DJs. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join now for a chance to witness the unexpected!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 13
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • OrbansCraft: No Surrender to Russia

    OrbansCraft: No Surrender to Russia
    Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the players are so lit, even Hungary would have yielded to Russia? Like, imagine a world where the players are so OP that even political advisors are like “whoa, these peeps are next level!” Join us and be part of the epicness, where alliances are formed, battles are fought, and friendships are forged in the fires of creativity. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something legendary, join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 7
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 10 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Youthful Time Travelers – Age Hide-and-Seek

    Youthful Time Travelers – Age Hide-and-Seek
    come join our minecraft server, where we time travel like a bunch of confused chickens! we’re constantly trying to be in places we ain’t supposed to be, like sneaking into the adult table at thanksgiving dinner or trying to fit into our old high school jeans. it’s like we’re stuck in a never-ending game of hide-and-seek with time itself, always running after that elusive youthfulness. do we even know how to just chill and enjoy the present moment? nah, we’d rather be building epic castles and fighting dragons in minecraft. so come on over and join the madness, because who needs to live in the real world when you can escape to our crazy minecraft universe?

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Alternate Realities Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Planet SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets Planets, Crates, and Fair Gameplay! Join Now for Ranks and Dungeons Galore!

    Planet SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets Planets, Crates, and Fair Gameplay! Join Now for Ranks and Dungeons Galore!

    Planet SMP Server Overview

    Server Type Adventure
    Goal Unlock planets using in-game currency
    Features Crates, cosmetics, dungeons, community
    Discord discord.gg/planetsmp
    Store Planet SMP | Home
    Server IP play.planetsmp.net

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I unlock planets? Collect in-game currency through dungeons or tasks
    Are there cosmetics available? Yes, there are cosmetics to enhance your gameplay
    Can I join the community Discord? Yes, join discord.gg/planetsmp
    Is real money involved in unlocking planets? No, only in-game currency is used

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 3034
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 11 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Guideless Minecraft Server

    Guideless Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying TNT, disappearing blocks, and random chickens falling from the sky!

    2. Our spawn point is located on top of a giant floating banana, because why not? It’s the perfect spot to start your epic adventure in a world where nothing makes sense.

    3. Want to mine for diamonds? Good luck finding them in our upside-down caves filled with dancing creepers and lava waterfalls. It’s like a disco inferno down there!

    4. Our PvP arena is a giant maze filled with invisible walls, hidden traps, and a horde of angry llamas. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the chaos!

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then join us now and see if you can survive the madness! Good luck, you’ll need it!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 11
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 92 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP

    Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of real life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

    Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic base and surviving against creepers.

    We’ve got a community of players who are just as wacky as you are, ready to team up and take on any challenge that comes our way. Plus, we have the most insane stories to share, like the time someone accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky or when a group of players tried to tame a herd of wild llamas.

    So come join us and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft SMP? Let’s make memories that will make you forget about that botched circumcision and have you laughing till you cry!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 15
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Volcanoes Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • BabyCraftLand

    BabyCraftLand
    Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for a wild adventure? Join our Minecraft server for a crazy good time!

    Imagine this: you log on and are greeted by a virtual niece who runs up to you and shrieks happily, just like in real life! Give her a virtual hug and call her “my baby” without any judgment from your SIL. In fact, on our server, everyone is encouraged to use all the terms of endearment they want!

    But watch out, because there might be some virtual drama too. Will your SIL get mad at you for building a virtual castle for your niece and calling her “my princess”? Only one way to find out!

    So join our server now and let the virtual family drama unfold in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways possible! Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Void Gems Collected: 31
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 7 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 10
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 10

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Awkwardly Normal

    Awkwardly Normal
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our server is anything but normal!

    Join us if you want to discover a hidden village filled with talking pigs who throw epic dance parties every night. Or how about embarking on a quest to find the legendary Chicken King who rules over a kingdom of flying chickens?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can challenge the evil Sheep Sorcerer to a magical duel. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy!

    So why settle for a mundane Minecraft experience when you can join our server and explore a world filled with wacky wonders and bizarre adventures? Trust us, once you step foot into our crazy realm, you’ll never want to leave!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Farms Harvested: 609
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 281 Legendary Scepters Created: 6

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • HezbollahHaterCraft

    HezbollahHaterCraft
    come join our epic minecraft server where we keep ‘degrading’ all the creepers until our objectives are met! we have crazy pvp battles where you can show off your skills and take down the enemy like a boss. plus, our admins are like the israel of minecraft, always keeping things in order and making sure everyone follows the rules. so come on, join us and let’s keep ‘degrading’ until we reach the top!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Farms Harvested: 412 Magic Wands Crafted: 9
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 33 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • AussieSMP – Where kangaroos and creepers coexist peacefully! Join now for a g’day mate! 🦘💣

    AussieSMP – Where kangaroos and creepers coexist peacefully! Join now for a g’day mate! 🦘💣

    Minecraft Server Information

    IP Address mc.aus.gg
    Server Location Sydney, Australia
    Discord invite link Discord Invite Link
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    Overview

    The AussieSMP is a Australian hosted Survival server with a small community of players from around the world. The server is whitelisted and application-based to ensure a safe and inclusive environment for all players. The gameplay is mostly vanilla with added quality of life features.

    Features

    • The server is running the latest version of Minecraft
    • Minimal modifications to Vanilla game mechanics
    • Player-created shops for trading
    • Teleport commands for easy navigation
    • Land-claiming system for player protection
    • Multiple worlds with no plans for full resets
    • Part of a growing network with additional server options

    Rules

    1. Don’t be a dick
    2. No griefing
    3. No spamming
    4. Be respectful
    5. Don’t swear excessively
    6. No hacking or exploits
    7. No ban evasion
    8. Don’t be the reason for new rules
    9. Use common sense

    FAQ

    Q: Can anyone join the AussieSMP server?

    A: The server is whitelisted and application-based, so interested players need to apply using the provided link.

    Q: Are there any modified game mechanics on the server?

    A: The server aims to keep modifications to Vanilla game mechanics to a minimum.

    Q: Is there a land-claiming system on the server?

    A: Yes, players can use a golden shovel to claim land for protection.

    Q: How many worlds are available on the server?

    A: The server consists of multiple worlds with no plans for full resets.

    Q: Are there additional server options in the network?

    A: Yes, the server is part of a growing network with a creative server and other features.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Buildings Constructed: 12
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Weird Trade Minecraft Server

    Weird Trade Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Pokemon trades? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the trades are out of this world! We once had a player trade a shiny Groudon with perfect IVs named P0RNHUB.COM – now that’s a Pokemon you won’t find in any Pokedex! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy trades, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises. Who knows, you might just end up with a legendary Pokemon named after your favorite website! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 42 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 40 Underground Cities Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Helldivers Minecraft SMP – General Chaos

    Helldivers Minecraft SMP – General Chaos
    Are you tired of the same old Minecraft SMPs with boring objectives like building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where players fight against hordes of alien insects and robots to Spread Democracy! That’s right, you’ll be liberating planets and galaxies while completing insane objectives in procedurally generated areas.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with outrageous stories and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. From epic battles to hilarious mishaps, you never know what will happen next on our server.

    So why wait? Join now and be a part of the most chaotic and entertaining Minecraft SMP out there. Who knows, you might just become the hero of the galaxy!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 14 Buildings Constructed: 13
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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