Galaxis

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5403
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Buildings Constructed:	17

New Minecraft Servers

Please prepare for another sleazy Minecraft server introduction. Ill be honest here I cant sit here and act like this server wasnt created after watching the Dream SMP. HOWEVER, Im quite confident thats the same reason youre here as well. The Galaxis server is like 90% original Minecraft but with a few quality-of-life improvements, not dissimilar to the American industrial revolution. With a flourishing player run economy according to the top 1 % and staff that will bail you out of dangerous situations if you beg them enough, Galaxis is the perfect place to spend your time during online school. I look forward to seeing you online at Galaxis.ggs.onl P.S. If someone mentions that we do role play I swear its not weird.

Galaxis.ggs.onl

LittleDigPlanet

10+ Year History, Age 25+, Area claim plugins, Community, Creative Server, Creeper Griefing, Difficulty, Discord, DiscordSVR, Dynmap, Enderman, legacy server, LittleDigPlanet, Map, Max Render Distance, Minecraft, Moderator, No-Claims, Ranks, Server, Smaller Community, Vanilla, Whitelist, world border

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	158
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Love Letters Sent:	13
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

Server Overview
My wife and I started playing Minecraft over a decade ago and have grown a healthy community to play with over the years. We of course use Discord and if you’re interested in playing with us, please use the link below to join and tell us a little about yourself before we whitelist you. We try our best to avoid kids and weed out any annoying players, so please don’t join if you fall in these categories. Most of us are in our late 20s/early 30s. Our primary goal is to provide a truly vanilla experience.

Server Overview

My wife and I started playing Minecraft over a decade ago and have grown a healthy community to play with over the years. We of course use Discord and if you’re interested in playing with us, please use the link below to join and tell us a little about yourself before we whitelist you. We try our best to avoid kids and weed out any annoying players, so please don’t join if you fall in these categories. Most of us are in our late 20s/early 30s. Our primary goal is to provide a truly vanilla experience.

Server Information
Age 25+, please. No Ranks or Moderator positions. No area claim plugins. World border currently set at 30k blocks in every direction from spawn. ~8-12 players online at peak times. Render view distance set at maximum of 32 Chunks. Hard difficulty. Separate Legacy Server and Creative server available. Enderman and Creeper griefing turned off. Uses DynMap and DiscordSVR for chat functionality. AFK players not counted towards sleeping. Plugin allows players to change chat text color. Other plugins for grief protection and chat functionality.

Server Information

Age 25+, please.
No Ranks or Moderator positions.
No area claim plugins.
World border currently set at 30k blocks in every direction from spawn.
~8-12 players online at peak times.
Render view distance set at maximum of 32 Chunks.
Hard difficulty.
Separate Legacy Server and Creative server available.
Enderman and Creeper griefing turned off.
Uses DynMap and DiscordSVR for chat functionality.
AFK players not counted towards sleeping.
Plugin allows players to change chat text color.
Other plugins for grief protection and chat functionality.

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?: To join the server, please join our Discord server and introduce yourself before we whitelist you.
2. What is the age requirement for joining?: We prefer players to be 25 years or older.
3. Are there ranks or moderator positions available?: No, we do not have ranks or moderator positions. All players, including the owners, play by the same rules.
4. Can I claim areas on the server?: No, we do not use area claim plugins on the server.
5. What is the world border size?: The world border is currently set at 30k blocks in every direction from spawn.
6. How many players are usually online?: There are typically around 8-12 players online at peak times.
7. What is the render view distance set to?: The render view distance is set at the maximum of 32 Chunks.
8. What difficulty do you play on?: We play on Hard difficulty.
9. Are there separate servers available?: Yes, we have a Legacy Server and a Creative server for different gameplay options.
10. Can I change my chat text color?: Yes, we have a plugin that allows players to change their in-game chat text color.

Adventures Await Today 1.21.2

1.21.2, activities, activities for today, Adventures, Await, chilling, current activities, daily activities, Entertainment, Events, Friends, Fun, gatherings, hanging out, leisure, outings, Plans, Relaxation, socializing, things to do, Today, weekend plans, what are y’all up to today

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6722
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	53
Chimeras Created:	1	New Chunks Explored:	518060
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Bro, lemme tell you bout this cray cray Minecraft server I found!

Join us for a wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where cows are actually secret agents and creepers throw surprise parties!

Experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of dancing skeletons who just want to boogie down!

Build your dream castle only to have it invaded by a gang of mischievous pigs who demand to be the rulers of your kingdom!

Trust me, you won’t find a more wacky and unpredictable server out there. So what are y’all up to today? Join us and let the madness begin!

CarShareCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Boundaries, CAR, CarShareCraft, Communication, compensation, Conflict, crashed car, Decision making, delivery driver, Drinking, family, Lending, Marijuana, Miles, Minecraft, payment, Peacekeeping, pushover, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sister-in-law

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	102
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	282	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Are you tired of your sister-in-law treating your car like her own personal Uber service? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of adventure and chaos where you can escape the drama of real life and build your own virtual paradise.

On our server, you can create your own car rental business and make sure no one ever takes advantage of your vehicles again! Charge outrageous fees, set ridiculous rules, and watch as your virtual empire grows. Plus, with our unique marijuana-scented car air fresheners, you’ll never have to worry about pesky odors again.

So come join us on our server and let the madness begin! Who knows, maybe your sister-in-law will crash her virtual car too and you can charge her double for the damages. It’s all in good fun, right? 😉

FamCraftTutorNoob

8-year-old, aunt, Boundaries, cousin, Decision making, FamCraftTutorNoob, family, Free Time, homework help, recharge, refusal, Relaxation, RESPONSIBILITY, teaching, Time management, tutoring, uncle, volunteering, weekdays, weekends, work

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7863
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Void Armor Forged:	12	Buildings Constructed:	27
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Are you tired of being asked to tutor your little cousin for free when all you want to do is relax and play Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from all that unwanted responsibility!

Join our server and let your creativity run wild as you build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content. No more worrying about tutoring your cousin or feeling guilty for wanting some time to yourself.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground kingdom filled with rare treasures and mythical creatures. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the title of the ultimate Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to tutoring duties and hello to endless fun and adventure!

ToiletTroublesMC SMP

bathroom disasters, bathroom humor, bathroom nightmares, bowel movement problems, embarrassing bathroom stories, funny poop stories, gastrointestinal distress, poop anecdotes, poop emergencies, poop horror, poop horror stories, poop humor, poop jokes, poop mishaps, poop problems, poop tales, public restroom nightmares, smp, toilet troubles, ToiletTroublesMC, worst pooping experience

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1636
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Towns Built:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the best thing ever, I swear. So, like, one time I was playing and I had to poop so bad, but I couldn’t leave because I was in the middle of a really intense battle with a creeper. And let me tell you, it was the worst pooping experience of my life. But then I joined this SMP and they have these magical toilets that teleport your poop to another dimension. It’s wild, man. You gotta join and experience it for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we dress up as chickens and dance to disco music. It’s lit, fam. Join us now!

WeedCraftSoberLand

alcohol free, Alternative Medicine, California Sober, clean living, country sober, Detoxification, drug-free, healthy lifestyle, holistic health, mental clarity, mindfulness, Moderation, natural remedies, Recovery, self-care, Sobriety, state sober, substance-free, Weed, WeedCraftSoberLand, wellness

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8978
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

If “California Sober” means you only smoke weed, then on our Minecraft server, “Diamond Sober” means you only mine diamonds! That’s right, forget about all those boring sobriety rules, on our server, the only way to stay sober is by digging up those precious diamonds underground. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and of course, lots and lots of shiny diamonds. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and stay “Diamond Sober” today!

CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

Claiming, controversy, Creepercraft, Defense, hezbollah, iran, Islamic, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Military, Minecraft, Official, organization, Political, power, Propaganda, resistance, ridiculed, Server, ShiA, stronger than ever, Terrorism

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8848
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more power than hezbollah!!! we got creeper armies ready to take over the world and build giant statues of steve everywhere. our admin is a wizard who can summon diamond blocks out of thin air and our mods are actually aliens from another dimension. join us if you want to be part of the most chaotic and hilarious minecraft server ever created. plus, we have free pizza every friday night. what more could you ask for? come on, join us now before the creeper uprising begins!

KimJongUnCraft: NoHotDogsAllowed

american food, Ban, controversy, crackdown, cuisine, culinary restrictions, cultural exchange, Dictatorship, fast food, food regulations, Forbidden, foreign influence, government control, Hot Dogs, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongUnCraft, NoHotDogsAllowed, North Korea, Outlaws, Politics, treasonous

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	426
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Magic Items Found:	3090	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

are you tired of living under the oppressive regime of North Korea? come join our minecraft server where hot dogs are not only allowed, they are ENCOURAGED! we have a secret underground hot dog stand where you can feast on delicious hot dogs without fear of being labeled a traitor.

our server is also home to the world’s largest collection of American food, all banned in North Korea. from hamburgers to apple pie, we’ve got it all! join us and indulge in the forbidden pleasures of ‘treasonous’ American cuisine.

if you’re feeling rebellious, join our hot dog revolution and fight against the tyranny of North Korea’s anti-hot dog laws. together, we can overthrow the oppressive regime and establish a new world order where hot dogs reign supreme!

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the hot dog revolution begin!

Viral Immunity Zone

2023, 2024.., Antiviral Strategies, avian influenza, Clade 2.3.4.4b, epidemiology, Host-Pathogen Interaction, Human Immune Factor, immune response, immune system, immunity, infectious diseases, Influenza A(H5N1), pandemic preparedness, public health, replication, research study, restriction, viral, virology, Viruses, Zone, zoonotic diseases

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8004
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

lol u gotta join our epic minecraft server cuz we got a bunch of crazy stuff happening like a zombie apocalypse but with chickens instead of zombies. u gotta use ur mad building skills to protect urself from the chicken horde while also trying to find the legendary diamond sword of chicken slaying. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride. join now before the chickens take over the server and we all become their feathered minions.

Risperd server Minecraft

Daily, Minecraft, REWARD, Risperd, Server

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9758
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Star Shards Collected:	125	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Farms Harvested:	124
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

reward every day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Risperd.aternos.me:12540

SvSurvival

Bases, dc, Discord, Empty, Friends, generation, hypixel, Ip:, java, Join, Minecraft, Modded, OWNER, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, Small, Survival, SvSurvival, Teams, Terrain, Vanilla

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9976
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7332	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Star Shards Collected:	51
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Survival (Java)
Modifications	Slightly modded terrain generation
Teams	Small teams or individual players
Availability	24/7
IP	svsurvival.feathermc.gg
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: Can I invite friends to join the server?

A: Yes, you are welcome to invite friends to join the server and build together.

Q: Are there specific rules on the server?

A: Rules and other information can be found on our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow them.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Simply use the provided IP address in Minecraft to connect to our server.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed. Please respect other players and their builds.

Q: What is the server owner’s username?

A: The server owner is Enplo.

Hydra Oasis Land 1.21.1

1.21.1, Anime, Anime Community, anime fandom, anime recommendations, Anime Series, binge watching, comedy, D-Frag, hydra, hydration, Hydration tips, Land, long tail tags, Oasis, Otaku, Second season, self-care, slice of life, staying healthy, staying hydrated, watching sessions, water intake

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7784
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6854	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Yo, bros and broettes! You gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond ore. It’s like the ultimate quest for the Holy Grail, but with creepers and zombies instead of knights and dragons.

I mean, where else can you build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of gold blocks? And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that happen every Tuesday at high noon. It’s like Gladiator meets Hunger Games, but with more explosions and less Jennifer Lawrence.

Plus, the community on this server is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. You’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper, oh man”. And let’s not forget about the epic events that happen every weekend, like the annual Ender Dragon rodeo and the underwater pumpkin carving contest.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you’ll never look back. And remember, always stay hydrated and never give up hope for that second season of D-Frag. It’s gonna happen, I swear.

BabysitBucks Minecraft Server

BabysitBucks, Babysitting, Boundaries, childcare, college student, Communication, FAFSA, family, Family Support, financial independence, financial struggle, Minecraft, minimum wage, part time job, payment, RESPONSIBILITY, scholarships, Server, sibling dynamics, tuition, university transfer, work-life balance

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	437
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Votes:	4362

Are you tired of babysitting for free and getting nothing but a pat on the back in return? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We understand the value of your time and effort, which is why we offer virtual babysitting services where you get paid in diamonds for every hour you spend watching over our pixelated toddlers.

Join us and say goodbye to the days of being taken advantage of by entitled family members who think babysitting is a free service just because you share the same gene pool. Our server is a safe space where you can demand payment for your hard work without being called selfish or ungrateful. Plus, our in-game economy is booming, so you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time!

Don’t let your real-life babysitting woes bring you down – escape to our Minecraft server where you can finally get the compensation you deserve. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual babysitting gigs to earn even more diamonds! Join today and start getting paid to play!

HypocraftPrincipalBitch

allergic reaction, allergic reaction awareness, ambulance, dramatic, emergency room, EpiPen, hives, HypocraftPrincipalBitch, hypocritical, Kindness, LAUGHING, medical issue, Panic, Principal, Safety, School, swollen tongue, Teacher, Trouble, Upset, vice principal

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9328
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most outrageous situations can happen! Join us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where even allergic reactions can occur.

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly breaking out in hives, only to have your virtual vice principal rush to your aid with an EpiPen. But watch out for the sneaky principal who might just be laughing in the background, plotting against you!

With unexpected twists and turns at every corner, this server will keep you on your toes and laughing at the absurdity of it all. Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!

ChubbyMouse WeightLoss

#WeightLoss, ChubbyMouse, Drugs, experimental treatments, fat cell manipulation, genetic engineering, Genetically altered fat cells, Genetically modified, GIPR, health, innovative solutions, medical breakthrough, metabolic memory effect, Mice, multi-agonist drugs, Obesity epidemic, obesity treatment, potential therapies, research, scientific advancement, weight loss

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1990
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	491606	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where the fat cells in mice have been genetically altered to help you lose weight just by playing! imagine mining for diamonds while also shedding those extra pounds, it’s a win-win situation! our drugs focus on the GIPR and can trigger a metabolic memory effect that keeps the weight off for good!

join now and become the leanest, meanest miner in all of minecraft! who needs the gym when you have our server to help you get fit while having fun? hurry and join before the mice start taking over the server with their newfound slimness!