Galaxion _Gens_ | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	399
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3777
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5619
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Astral Projections Made:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Players Killed by Monsters:	8547
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

QuranBurnerGamer420

#Quran, Burning, controversy, crime, extremism, freedom of speech, hate crime, intolerance, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder, QuranBurnerGamer420, Radicalism, Religion, religious freedom, shot dead, Sweden, tragic, violence

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	684
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. ALSO, WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES U LOOK LIKE A FANCY LLAMA.

ONE TIME, A CREEPER TRIED TO STEAL ALL OUR DIAMONDS BUT WE LURED IT INTO A TRAP FILLED WITH CAKE AND IT EXPLODED INTO CONFETTI.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL UNICORN SADDLES.

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT FAMILY. JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE ZOMBIE CHICKENS, THEY’RE A LITTLE CLUCKY.

NeuroCraft: Bio Mimic Neuron Fun

0.13 Hz, 147.1 Hz, artificial neuron, bio, biological processes, Concept, electrochemical, frequency range, Fun, Innovative, mimic, NeuroCraft, neuromorphic, neuromorphic perception system, neuron, organic electrochemical neurons, organic electrochemical transistors, Perception, real, scientists, semiconductor, System, vertical architecture

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	681
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

yOu gOtta jOin dis server, cuz we gOt scientists makin’ crazy sh*t like artificial electrochemical neurons dat mimic real biological processes. yOu can be a part of dis neuromorphic perception system and experience da power of organic electrochemical transistors. We got a vertical architecture dat will blow yo mind and a frequency range from 0.13 to 147.1 Hz. Join now and be a part of dis insane experiment, cuz who needs real life when you can have Minecraft craziness like dis!

Pixel Anime Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, animation, Anime, anime industry, Beloved, better, Childhood, classic, Cultural, Entertainment, fan favorite, Haven, iconic, japanese, Memories, Nostalgia, old school, PIXEL, Popular, Retro, Traditional, used to be, vintage

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5825
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Void Gems Collected:	26
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	274666
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40

Yo, bros, if you’re tired of watching anime and feeling like it’s just not hitting the same anymore, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got pixelated waifus that will make you question your reality and make you forget all about those disappointing new anime series.

Join us and experience a world where anime is still poppin’ and the adventures are endless. Plus, our creepers are dressed up as your favorite anime characters, so you never know who might blow up next!

Don’t miss out on the chance to relive the glory days of anime in Minecraft form. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those creeper anime characters)!

SassyAnimalTalk – Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal behavior study, animal cognition, animal communication, Animal communication skills, Animal intelligence, animal interactions, animal language, animal psychology, animal rudeness, Animal rudeness traits, animal social behavior, animal vocalization, Animals, Communication, Ethology, Minecraft, rude animals, SassyAnimalTalk, smp, species behavior, Talking Animals, zoology

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3937
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Secret Passages Found:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! Like, the pigs on this server are so rude, they’re always oinking at you in a sassy way like “oink oink, get out of my way peasant” and the cows are mooing insults at you like “mooove over loser”. It’s like a farmyard full of mean girls, but in Minecraft form! And don’t even get me started on the sheep, they’re always baa-ing at you with attitude like “baaack off, I’m fabulous”. It’s a total zoo of sass and I love it! So come join us and experience the most savage animal kingdom in Minecraft history, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken, they’re the worst, always clucking behind your back. #SavageAnimals #MinecraftDrama #JoinNowLOLZ 🐷🐮🐑🐔🐔🐔

CraftyMillionaire

Charity, CraftyMillionaire, dream come true, Dream lifestyle, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Security, first thing, Generosity, immediate action, Investments, life changing, Long-term goals, luxury, million dollar question, million dollars, sudden wealth, unexpected money, wealth, windfall

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5558
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dimension Hops:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

If you were given a million diamonds today on our Minecraft server, the first thing you should do is build yourself a diamond castle fit for a Minecraft king! And don’t forget to hire a team of diamond-armored guards to protect your precious loot from any sneaky creepers trying to steal it. Join our server now and start living the lavish Minecraft life you deserve!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Canada, CraftyCanuck, cross-border relations, diplomatic relations, Economy, foreign policy, global economy, Government, import/export, international trade, leadership, Minecraft, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, RETALIATION, Server, strong response, Tariffs, trade war, trudeau, trump

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7293
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20

so, like, this server is, like, totally amazeballs. like, you gotta join cuz we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. and, like, our admin is a ninja who can, like, do backflips and stuff.

also, like, there’s a rumor that Herobrine, like, totally hangs out on our server. he’s, like, the ultimate boss and if you defeat him, you get, like, a million diamonds.

plus, like, we have this epic PvP arena where you can battle other players and show off your mad skills. and, like, the winner gets to ride a dragon around the server for a whole day.

so, like, come join our server and be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure ever! it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.

CraftyReichBanter

afd, Ban, Coalition, controversy, CraftyReichBanter, debate, Decision making, Democracy, disagreement, extremism, far right, German politics, germany, Government, lawmakers, nationalist, opposition, Parliament, political parties, right wing

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5239
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Chimeras Created:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where german lawmakers are all like, “yo, should we ban the far-right AfD or nah?” and they can’t even agree on it! it’s like a soap opera drama unfolding in a virtual world! join our server for all the political chaos and craziness you can handle. plus, we have secret underground meetings where we plot world domination with our pixelated pickaxes. come join the fun and see where the drama takes us next!

SporeZombie Ants – Ireland Edition

ants, arachnids, Behavior, cave spiders, discovery, Edition, entomology, entomopathogenic fungi, fungal species, fungus, honour, infection, ireland, Mycology, newly discovered, Ophiocordyceps, Parasitism, sir david Attenborough, SporeZombie, zombie ants, zombies, zoology

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5027
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Chimeras Created:	3	Votes:	3647
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Epic Quests Completed:	26

come join our epic minecraft server where we have zombie cave spiders infected with fungus that make them act like zombie ants! it’s like a real-life episode of planet earth, narrated by the legendary Sir David Attenborough himself! you won’t find this kind of crazy action on any other server, so hop on and start surviving in our wild and wacky world! who knows what other insane creatures and adventures you’ll encounter on our server – the possibilities are endless! join now and let the madness begin!

Crafted Cosmos 1.20.6

1.20.6, comma separated, Cosmos, crafted, Generate, is there, list, long tail tags, Problem, reddit, Reddit spacing, reddit user, Spacing, spacing problem, tags, Use, use reddit, use reddit spacing, User, why, why yes, yes

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6073
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	5255
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Oh man, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies too!

You can build your own epic castle and rule over your own kingdom, like a boss! Plus, there are secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons to explore.

And get this, there’s a whole community of players who are as crazy as you are! You can team up with them to take down the Ender Dragon or just goof around and build giant statues of Steve.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

LastWillCraft SMP

absurd legacies, bizarre requests, comedic will, comical estate planning, death humor, eccentric estate planning, final wishes, funny last will, hilarious testament, humorous inheritance, LastWillCraft, laughable bequeaths, odd final instructions, offbeat last wishes, quirky bequests, silly testament, smp, strange bequests, unconventional inheritance, unusual bequeaths, wacky will, weird legacies

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1164
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	127	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a party in your computer but with blocks and stuff. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we only let in people who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight. It’s totally worth it though because we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best jokes.

And get this, if you die in the game, you have to do a funny dance in real life as your “last will.” Like one time, this guy died and his last will was to have his pet pig inherit all his diamonds. It was hilarious, we all had a good laugh.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and have dance parties every night. It’s lit, fam.

CraftyKidLies

childhood beliefs, childhood innocence, childhood innocence shattered, childhood lies, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood tales, CraftyKidLies, discovering the truth, embarrassing moments, funny childhood stories, funny lies, funny stories, growing up, Innocence, learning the truth, misconceptions, misconceptions debunked, naive beliefs, realizing the truth

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9940
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Enchantments Applied:	123	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Remember when your parents told you that eating your vegetables would make you grow up big and strong? Well, on our Minecraft server, we promise that mining diamonds will make you grow wings and fly like a majestic dragon! Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, who now soars through the skies on a diamond-encrusted rocket ship.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle against a secret army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to defeat them and save the day. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting to be discovered by the chosen one.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and embark on the wildest, most fantastical adventures of your life. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wacky world of blocky fun!

VAllure Haven 1.21

#youtube, adult audio, adult content, asmr, Azura Dulait, discord server, fansly, Greentext Archive, Haven, Holodex, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, Joi, Mercy Modiste, Patreon, relationships, Shibi Cottonbum, Stronny Cuttles, VAllure, VAllure Friends, VOD Archive, Vtuber, vtuber corpo

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2419
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Magic Items Found:	7519
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	121	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Animals Bred:	94
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and confusion! We’ve got transparent head cutouts, fertility goddesses, feral polar bears, hex maniacs, dorky yanderes, demanding mistresses, and hypnotic cuttlefishes – all in one place! It’s like a virtual circus of insanity that you never knew you needed in your life! Plus, we have lewd audios, spicy content, and a Discord server where you can stalk… I mean, interact with the girls! And guess what? All the talents are in a relationship with me, so you know you’re in for a treat! Don’t miss out on this absolute clusterf*ck of a server – join now and dive into the madness!

Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3111
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Enchantments Applied:	68
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Magic Items Found:	7062
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2