Galactic Satellite Farts | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8918
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

New Minecraft Servers

so, like, you know how Starlink satellites are like, totally blocking the view for radio telescopes? well, on this epic Minecraft server, we have our own version of Starlink satellites that emit so much radiation, it’s like a rave party in space!

join us and experience the thrill of trying to build your base while dodging intense bursts of electromagnetic radiation. it’s like a game of dodgeball, but in Minecraft!

who needs to see the stars when you can have your own personal light show courtesy of our satellite emissions? come join the fun and see if you can survive the chaos on our server. it’s out of this world!

RainbowCraft 1.20.1

1.20.1, Japanese VTubers, Nijisanji, Nijisanji community, Nijisanji content, Nijisanji content preferences, Nijisanji discord, nijisanji fans, Nijisanji Instagram, Nijisanji language, Nijisanji members, Nijisanji official, Nijisanji streams, Nijisanji thread, Nijisanji Twitter, Nijisanji viewers, Nijisanji wiki, RainbowCraft, virtual youtubers, にじさんじ

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1962
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Yo, bros and broettes, ever heard of Nijisanji? It’s like a secret club of epic gamers and streamers who are lowkey killing it in the Minecraft world. Check out their official members list, it’s like the Avengers but with more blocks and less spandex.

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to game with these legends. We got streams on streams, bro! Watch multiple streams at once, it’s like having multiple tabs open but way more chaotic and fun. Plus, we got a viewer that lets you peep on who’s streaming – it’s like being a creeper but in a totally non-creepy way.

Want to get into Nijisanji? Just tell us what kind of content you’re into and if you can understand the language used by the branch you want to join. We’ll hook you up, no worries.

And remember, ignore the haters – we don’t mess with shitposters, discordfags, or tribalfags. They’re like the creepers of the internet, just waiting to blow up your vibe. So come on over to our server and let’s build some epic stuff together!

RoutineBreaker Minecraft Server

Argument, breakfast routine, breaking routine, childcare, Date night, employment, family day, family routine, Great Danes, IT job, Minecraft, morning routine, mother-in-law, non verbal autism, parenting routine, Routine, RoutineBreaker, Schedule, Server, spontaneous, Upset, wife’s routine, working parents

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3696
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where routines are sacred and spontaneity is a sin! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of waking up at 4 am to go for a run with your dogs, only to be scolded for disrupting the carefully crafted schedule of your significant other.

Our server is perfect for those who thrive on structure and order, where breakfast has been the same for 13 years and lunch is a sacred ritual. But beware, attempting to join in on a jog at an unconventional hour may result in a rift in your relationship and a ban from the breakfast table.

Join us for date nights on Fridays and family days on Saturdays, where the only acceptable form of entertainment is following the strict routine of your partner. And don’t worry, if you need a break from the monotony, there’s always DIY projects, gardening, and plumbing to keep you busy.

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of living in a world where schedules reign supreme and spontaneity is a punishable offense. Who knew Minecraft could be so thrilling?

BoyfriendDeadlineCraft

Accountability, aita, Boundaries, Boyfriend, BoyfriendDeadlineCraft, Chores, cleaning, Communication, compromise, Cooking, DEADLINE, emotional labor, Expectations, Frustration, Partnership, relationship, Resentment, responsibilities, self-care, teamwork, work-life balance

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7477
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9264	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16

Are you tired of dealing with lazy partners who promise to help but never follow through? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life relationships! On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about your virtual boyfriend leaving dirty dishes everywhere. Plus, our virtual dogs never need to be taken care of – they just magically respawn when you log off! Say goodbye to real-life responsibilities and hello to a world where you can set deadlines for your virtual partner to get their act together. Join now and build a life where you’re the only one in control – no more guilt, just endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft!

Regretless SMP – Minecraft

acceptance, Closure, DELETE, erase, forgiveness, growth, healing, hindsight, learn, let go, Memories, Minecraft, MISTAKES, Move on, past, Reflection, Regretless, regrets, Self Discovery, self improvement, smp, Therapy, transformation

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7931
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Crops Grown:	5364	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Love Letters Sent:	9

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a pet dragon that shoots lasers out of its eyes! Plus, we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. And don’t even get me started on the secret treasure hunt that leads you to a chest full of enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you’ll never want to leave once you join our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and delete all your past mistakes by joining our epic Minecraft adventure!

PixelPufferfish

benefits of quitting smoking, better circulation, better skin, health benefits, improved breathing, improved cardiovascular health, improved lung function, improved overall well-being, improved sense of smell, improved sense of taste, increased energy, long term effects of quitting smoking, longer life expectancy, lower risk of diseases, PixelPufferfish, positive effects, quit smoking, quitting cigarettes, reduced coughing, smoke-free life, smoking cessation

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6922
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	2118
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Void Armor Forged:	25

Are you tired of being a slave to cigarettes? Join our Minecraft server and watch your cravings disappear faster than a creeper in sunlight! Within minutes of logging on, you’ll feel the urge to smoke vanish like a stack of blocks in creative mode. Our virtual world is so addicting, you won’t even remember you used to be a smoker! So come join us and say goodbye to tobacco and hello to a new addiction – building epic structures and battling zombies!

SovietBeat Minecraft Server

activism, anti-war, art, Censorship, Corruption, dies, falling out of window, freedom of speech, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, Minecraft, Music, musician, police search, protest, Russian, Server, SovietBeat, Tragedy, tragic death

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9177
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Alien Abductions:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10

come join our minecraft server, where we have crazier stories than a russian anti-war musician falling out of a window during a police search! our server is so lit, you’ll be falling out of your chair laughing at all the shenanigans that go down. we have more drama than a reality tv show, with twists and turns that will leave you shook. join now and be part of the madness, because on our server, anything can happen!

BananaCraft2020

agriculture, banana heir, BananaCraft2020, Businessman, Campaign, Candidate, daniel noboa, ecuador, Ecuadorian politics, election, family business, heir apparent, leadership, Legacy, Political Aspirations, political dynasty, Politics, presidential candidate, presidential term, south america, Wealthy

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8881
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8364
Towns Built:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	352	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? well, come join our server where we have bananas for days! daniel noboa, the ecuador banana heir, is seeking a full presidential term on our minecraft server! why, you ask? because he promises to build a banana kingdom like no other! imagine towering banana trees, banana houses, and even a banana army to protect your precious fruit. join now and be a part of the most a-peeling server in all of minecraft! banana-tastic! 🍌🍌🍌

SwitchCraft: Reverse Cancer Cells

Cancer, cancer cells, cancer research, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, cell regeneration, cells, colon cancer, disease reversal, future treatments, genetic therapy, health science, healthy cells, medical breakthrough, Molecular biology, molecular switch, oncology, research, Reverse, reverse cancer, scientists, SwitchCraft, Technology, treatments

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3652
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	124	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Holy Grails Found:	2
Crops Grown:	6898	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18

OMG u guys, dis Minecraft server is like da molecular switch dat can reverse cancer but in Minecraft form!!! Join dis server and turn all da bad stuff into good stuff, like turning creepers into fluffy bunnies and zombies into friendly villagers. We gonna create treatments to reverse all da bad mobs and make dem good again. Join now and be a part of dis epic journey to save Minecraft from da evil mobs!!! #MinecraftMiracles #CancerCuringCrafting

The Grail

Adventure, Clans, Combat Mechanics, competition-loving community, competitive, crystal pvp, Exploration, FANTASY, Hardcore, LifeSteal, minecraft server, mmorpg, multiplayer, Player vs Player, Prizes, PvE, PvP, role-playing game, Sandbox, season system, Survival

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1951
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Animals Bred:	90	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2

The Grail Lifesteal | Season | Clans | Prizes | Welcome to The Grail! We are the most hardcore and competitive lifesteal 1.20 on the market, suitable for a competition-loving community. With a strong focus on combat mechanics (Crystal PvP) and a new competitive system of viewing the game thanks to our season system.

147.93.63.251

Fortune SMP

bedrock, BUILD, Cross-Play, Economy, Fortune SMP, Minecraft, playstyles, PvP, Server, Shops, Survival

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3898
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Animals Bred:	71	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13

Fortune SMP offers a server that accommodates a large array of survival playstyles. You have the freedom to build, PVP, open shops and more. The server is 1.21.4 and supports bedrock players too!

fortunesmp.net

Eternal Forest Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Activation, attraction, Curiosity, ETERNAL, Exploration, fetish, foot fetish, Forest, girl feet, hidden desires, internet, learning, online exposure, online influence, personal discovery, Psychology, Realm, SELF AWARENESS, self-acceptance, sexual preferences, Sexuality, societal norms, taboo

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	101
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4429
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about weird fetishes again! We have so much fun and chaos that you’ll forget all about girl feet and internet regrets. Plus, who needs rationality when you can just build crazy things and blow stuff up in the game? Embrace the madness and join us now!

NecklaceCraft Minecraft Server

AITAH, anniversary, cancel order, Communication, custom engraved, dainty, definition of dainty, etsy, gold plate, husband, initial necklace, long distance, Meaningful, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Necklace, NecklaceCraft, Night shift, not being grateful, PANDORA, Server, typewriter font, ungrateful

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1539
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	298
Chimeras Created:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Meteorites Collected:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of dainty details! Just like this player’s husband who thought he was getting a “dainty” necklace but ended up with a bulky monstrosity, our server promises to deliver exactly what you’re looking for…or maybe not!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and questionable decisions. Who knows, you might log in expecting a peaceful mining session only to find yourself in the middle of a chaotic PvP battle with chickens armed with diamond swords!

Don’t be like this player’s husband and misunderstand the true meaning of “dainty” – join our server and experience the true meaning of chaos and hilarity. Who needs a dainty necklace when you can have a dainty creeper blowing up your base instead? See you in-game!

CraftyConfrontations

AA meetings, bills, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, CraftyConfrontations, emotional distress, family, house chores, job changes, job hunting, mental health issues, overreaction, panic attacks, privacy, relationships, Secrets, struggles with alcohol, Support, Trust, unemployment

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4930
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Magic Items Found:	4034
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only family drama you’ll encounter is trying to build a house with your sibling without them stealing all your diamonds!

Our server is a safe space for players of all ages to escape the real world and immerse themselves in a blocky paradise. No need to worry about nosy in-laws or judgmental sisters here – just pure, unadulterated fun.

Plus, our community is so supportive that even if you accidentally reveal your deepest, darkest secrets, like your secret love for llama farming or your addiction to mining for hours on end, everyone will just shrug it off and continue building their epic castles.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the real world drama behind. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun to fight off creepers than to fight with your boyfriend over who forgot to take out the trash.

CoolWebz Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5146
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Alien Abductions:	4

OMG guys, have you heard about this super secret Minecraft SMP server that’s like, totally underground? It’s so exclusive, only the coolest players are allowed to join. And get this, the owner is a billionaire who made their fortune selling virtual diamonds in-game.

But that’s not even the best part. The server is actually run by a group of sentient llamas who have mastered the art of redstone and command blocks. They’re like, the smartest llamas you’ll ever meet. And rumor has it, they can even speak in binary code.

If you want to join this epic server, you have to prove your worth by completing a series of ridiculous challenges, like building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano or taming a dragon with nothing but a fishing rod. It’s totally insane, but also super fun.

So if you’re looking for a wild ride and a chance to hang out with some seriously cool llamas, you’ve gotta check out this secret Minecraft SMP server. But shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a top secret.

PirateTVPricesSuck

Access, advertisements, affordability, consumer behavior, CONTENT, Copyright, Digital Media, downloading, Entertainment, illegal, Media consumption, ONLINE, Piracy, PirateTVPricesSuck, Prices, redditors, streaming, streaming services, subscription, television, TV brands, viewing habits

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4748
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Ahoy, me hearties! Tired of paying a king’s ransom for your favorite TV shows? Join our Minecraft server and sail the high seas of entertainment without breaking the bank! Our server is like a pirate’s paradise, where you can plunder all the latest TV shows and movies without spending a single doubloon. And don’t worry about those pesky ads – we’ve banished them to Davy Jones’ locker for good! So hoist the Jolly Roger and set sail for adventure on our server, where the only rule is to have a barrel of laughs! Arrr, matey!