Galactic River Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

The Studio

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5843
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	300	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4313
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7740
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	45
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Enchantments Applied:	145
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	198
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	18	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	16

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5349
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7817
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Enchantments Applied:	185
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	4937	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	694
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5849
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3075
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	518	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Potions Brewed:	173	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5595
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Potions Brewed:	168
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6516
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Votes:	443	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Emeralds Found:	1171
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8830
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5829	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Farms Harvested:	131
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Ores Mined:	8204	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Void Gems Collected:	29

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6907
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Dragon Scales Harvested:	403	Ores Mined:	1410

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6165
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Love Letters Sent:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Enchantments Applied:	294	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	New Chunks Explored:	281046
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer

bitterness, bonus room, car repairs, car work, Carpet, Carpet cleaning, Communication Issues, Divorce, family dynamics, financial disagreements, flooring, holiday stress, living together, LVP, mother-in-law, MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer, Rent, resolving conflicts, toddler playroom, wear and tear

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7025
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Horror Stories Survived:	7
New Chunks Explored:	404100	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mother-in-law’s divorce proceedings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, misunderstandings, and unexpected costs!

Just like how your mother-in-law moved into your house unexpectedly, you never know who might pop up in your virtual world. Will it be a long-lost cousin looking for a place to crash or a neighbor’s pet llama causing chaos in your pixelated paradise? The possibilities are endless!

And just like how you had to negotiate carpet payments with your mother-in-law, get ready to haggle and bargain with other players on our server. Who knew virtual flooring could cause so much drama?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than family holiday gatherings, join our server now! Just remember, sometimes the creepers aren’t the only ones causing explosions.

CreeperSquadCraft

amicable breakup, Blocking, brothers girlfriend, CreeperSquadCraft, ex boyfriend, family, family vacation plans, free stay, friend’s family vacation, Harassment, Interference, misunderstandings, nasty messages, punishment, relationship, RESERVATION, Ruining, ski trip, social media, upsetting situation., vacation property

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9012
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Hey there gamers,

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than dealing with your ex’s crazy girlfriend? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no toxic relationships.

Our server is so drama-free, even the creepers are on their best behavior. No need to worry about getting bombarded with nasty messages from someone’s jealous girlfriend here. We’re all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any unnecessary drama.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. Who needs exes and their crazy significant others when you can be crafting epic builds and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies? See you in the game!

Players:	96/200	Votes:	1725
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	583583	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Astral Projections Made:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9025