Galactic Grind: Where Aliens Play Minecraft and Adulthood is a Myth

Galactic, Minecraft, Community, world, Vanilla

New Minecraft Servers

Overview

Server Name	Astros Reach
Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Server Age	1 year
Server Version	1.20.4
Features	Long-term vanilla world Free community-use creative world Weekly and monthly events Helpful community Caring staff members

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Questions	Answers
How do I join Astros Reach?	In order to join, you need to join our Discord and fill out a short application. Our staff will then contact you to provide all the necessary information. Ages 18 and older only.
What is the server’s focus?	The server primarily focuses on vanilla Minecraft gameplay, inspired by Hermitcraft. We also run Fabric for game optimization mods and cosmetic features.
What are the new features added to the server?	We have added the new 1.21 blocks, such as tuff variants, copper variants, and autocrafter. We also have recipe add-ons to enhance the vanilla experience.
Are there any age restrictions?	Yes, players must be over the age of 18 to join Astros Reach. A microphone is heavily recommended.
What are the server’s hardware specifications?	The server runs on high-end, lag-free hardware with Ryzen 9 5950X and 10GB DDR4 RAM.

LoungeWearUpgrade

baseball team, Friends, peer pressure, community college, university transfer

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server, where we embrace all types of players, even those who prefer to game in their tighty-whities!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world while wearing whatever underwear you please. Our server is the perfect place for those who want to express themselves freely, whether that means rocking boxers, briefs, or even banana hammocks.

Don’t worry about getting weird looks here, because we celebrate individuality and uniqueness. Just like the player who refuses to put on pants in real life, you’ll fit right in with our quirky community.

So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, even if it means doing so in your favorite pair of undies. Who knows, you might just find a new best friend who shares your love for gaming in comfort!

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DisturbedPixel – Minecraft SMP

creepy, dark web, online nightmares, Disturbing, violent

OMG guys, you won’t believe the crazy sh*t I saw on this Minecraft SMP server! It’s like a whole new level of insanity! Like, one time, I saw a player ride a pig off a cliff while screaming “YOLO!” And then they landed in a pool of lava and somehow survived! It was wild, man.

But that’s not even the best part. There’s this secret underground base where players have built a shrine to a chicken named Clucky. Legend has it that if you sacrifice a diamond to Clucky, you’ll be blessed with infinite luck in the game. I know, it sounds totally bonkers, but I swear it’s true!

And don’t even get me started on the giant statue of a banana that overlooks the entire server. Rumor has it that if you climb to the top and shout “I love potassium!” three times, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. I haven’t tried it yet, but I’m definitely gonna give it a shot.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s off-the-wall crazy and full of wacky adventures, you gotta join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, where else can you witness a dance-off between a creeper and a skeleton? It’s pure chaos, and I love it!

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Blockhead Blunders

blunder, Experience, Ridiculous, awkward, clumsy

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old survival mode? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for a chance to experience the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures in the Minecraft universe.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a group of dancing llamas invade your land and challenge you to a dance-off. Or how about the time when a giant chicken wearing a top hat stole all of your diamonds and left a trail of feathers behind?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cactus King, who rules over a kingdom of prickly subjects and challenges players to daring quests in exchange for rare treasures. And let’s not forget about the time when a mischievous group of pandas started a prank war with the villagers, leading to chaos and laughter all around.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, join us now and prepare for the craziest adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

Defense, european security, cybersecurity, Server, russia

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off russia’s security threat with our epic building skills! italy’s prime minister even warned us about the danger, so you know it’s serious business. but don’t worry, we got this! join us and help save the world, one block at a time. plus, we have the best virtual pizza parties every saturday night. you don’t want to miss out on that, do you? come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s show russia who’s boss!

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HolyCraft GazaGrief

catholic church, criticism, pope, War, GazaGrief

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. like, you gotta join because, like, we have a secret underground base where we breed flying pigs and ride them into battle against evil llamas.

also, like, the pope is, like, totally involved in this server drama. he’s accusing us of ignoring the cruelty of the evil Hamas, but, like, we’re just trying to build epic castles and mine for diamonds, man.

join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft server ever, where pigs fly and llamas plot world domination. it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

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