Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, so you never know when the whole thing will crash and send your character flying into the void. It’s like a surprise rollercoaster ride every time you log in!

2. Our spawn point is guarded by a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Don’t worry, though, it’s a friendly chicken… most of the time.

3. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure, but the catch is you have to defeat a horde of evil bunnies to get to it. And trust me, these bunnies are no joke. They’ve been doing CrossFit.

4. Our community events include things like “Build a house blindfolded” and “Survive a night in the Nether with only a wooden sword.” It’s like Fear Factor, but with blocks!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of bravery. And maybe some carrots for the laser chicken.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
Treasure Maps Found: 6 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
Buildings Constructed: 14 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

New Minecraft Servers

  • MommaCraft Minecraft Server

    MommaCraft Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of this entitled houseguest from hell.

    Picture this: you log in to the server and immediately find yourself in a virtual world filled with chaos and craziness. Just like the unexpected arrival of a friend and her baby who turn your peaceful apartment into a war zone. Will you be able to navigate through the drama and set boundaries like a pro, or will you end up being labeled as the villain by random strangers?

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of dealing with entitled guests who think they own the place, just like this friend who demanded the main apartment and refused to follow the rules. Can you handle the pressure and stand your ground, or will you crack under the pressure and give in to their outrageous demands?

    Join our server now for a rollercoaster of emotions, unexpected plot twists, and a whole lot of drama. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the craziness in the world of Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Animals Bred: 110 Astral Amulets Crafted: 26
    Villages Defended: 20 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 7 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Endless Night Skies: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RentFreeFamDrama

    RentFreeFamDrama
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure! Join us for the craziest virtual escapade you’ll ever experience!

    Are you tired of dealing with irresponsible roommates in real life? Well, on our server, you can build your own virtual apartment and never have to worry about moochers or unwanted guests moving in without your permission! Plus, you can charge them rent in diamonds – because why not?

    Experience the thrill of standing up to your virtual family members who think they can take advantage of you! Set boundaries, demand payment for rent, and show them who’s boss in the world of Minecraft. And if they try to bring their boyfriends or girlfriends into your virtual space without permission, you can kick them out without any real-life consequences!

    Join our server now and unleash your inner landlord as you navigate through crazy family dynamics, financial disputes, and drama-filled roommate situations – all in the safe and hilarious world of Minecraft! Let’s build, mine, and laugh our way through the chaos together!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6824 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1104 Magic Items Found: 8255
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Dark Rituals Completed: 8
    Titanic Battles Fought: 12 Orbs of Power Found: 10

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NoobieReborn – Minecraft SMP

    NoobieReborn – Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the joy of mining your first diamond all over again! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the rarest items – shh, don’t tell anyone! Trust us, you’ll never want to leave once you join our wacky world of blocky adventures. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and relive the thrill of discovering new things in Minecraft all over again!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 5 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyCarnaval

    CraftyCarnaval
    Forget about samba and soccer, because on our Minecraft server, Brazil is all about building epic structures and surviving in the wild jungle! Join us for a crazy adventure where you can ride giant parrots, battle mobs with bananas, and even discover hidden treasure buried by ancient Mayans (or maybe just a sneaky player). So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride through the rainforest – just watch out for those pesky creepers disguised as capybaras! Join us now and experience the true spirit of Brazil in a whole new way!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 79 Meteorite Armor Created: 24
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Reality Warps Survived: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • LebCraft Minecraft Server

    LebCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is so lit that even the US is getting involved in our shenanigans. they’re like, “we gotta weaken Hezbollah’s grip by playing on this epic Minecraft server.” like, who knew playing blocky games could have such a big impact on world politics? join us and be part of the madness. plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow unicorns roaming around. it’s a wild ride, my dudes. come join the chaos!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Alien Abductions: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 31
    Gods Slained: 2 Buildings Constructed: 21
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 13
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Wilderness Tamed: 6

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyComrades – Su-34 vs F-16 Battle

    CraftyComrades – Su-34 vs F-16 Battle
    so, like, u gotta join this amazin minecraft server cuz, like, we got this epic story where a russian su-34 supersonic fighter-bomber got shot down by an f-16 but then they both landed in our minecraft world and now they’re havin a battle royale with creepers and endermen and stuff. it’s like, totally wild, dude. join now and be part of the action, it’s gonna be lit af. plus, we got like, a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds and all that good stuff. so come on, what are u waitin for? join our server now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Zombie Dances: 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Mythical Quests Completed: 46
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Elastic Pixel Fun Land

    Elastic Pixel Fun Land
    OMG U GOTTA JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT A STRETCHY DISPLAY THAT CAN EXPAND LIKE A FREAKIN’ RUBBER BAND, BRO. U CAN SEE DA MINECRAFT WORLD IN ALL ITS GLORY WITHOUT ANY DISTORTION, EVEN WHEN U STRETCH IT OUT LIKE A PIECE OF CHEWED GUM. U CAN FLEX IT LIKE 5,000 TIMES AND IT STILL LOOKS AS GOOD AS NEW. IT’S LIKE WATCHING A MOVIE ON A TRAMPOLINE, BUT BETTER. COME JOIN US AND SEE DA BLOCKS BOUNCE LIKE NEVER BEFORE!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 84 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Gods Slained: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Star Shards Collected: 109
    Meteorite Armor Created: 11 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Nightfall Assault

    Nightfall Assault

    Minecraft survival server supports Java + Bedrock Survival gameplay combines war between countries and territories

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 New Chunks Explored: 850242
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 17 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 19

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • FREETATO without donation! Java/Bedrock @freetato_play Minecraft server

    FREETATO without donation! Java/Bedrock @freetato_play Minecraft server

    Welcome to the FREETATO server – a unique gaming space created by the @FREETATOIT team for all Minecraft lovers! Our goal is to provide players with the opportunity to enjoy classic gameplay without annoying restrictions and additional costs.

    Main features:

    Without donation: We believe that every player should have equal chances and opportunities. That’s why we don’t have a donation system – everything you need to play is available to everyone at no additional cost.

    No wipes: Forget about losing your buildings! There are no wipes on our server, so you can build, develop and leave your mark on the gaming world for many years to come.

    Privatization: The territory protection system (private) allows you to keep your buildings and resources safe from other players. Protect your possessions and play in comfort!

    Registration: Required registration keeps your accounts secure and saves your progress. We care about the safety of every player!

    Play with friends!

    FREETATO is a place where you can have fun with friends, build unique structures and explore the endless expanses of Minecraft. We create a friendly and supportive community where everyone can find new friends and like-minded people.

    Join FREETATO and discover a world where creativity and friendship go hand in hand!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 7
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3
    Gods Slained: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 26 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Magic Items Found: 3748 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Foggy Willows Vanilla – Where the only thing artificial is the vanilla flavoring!

    Foggy Willows Vanilla – Where the only thing artificial is the vanilla flavoring!

    About Foggy Willows Minecraft Server

    Features Description
    Server Type True vanilla experience with no datapacks or plugins
    Server Stability Always on the latest stable vanilla jar
    Hosting Self-hosted on a purpose-built machine
    Donations No donations required
    World Border No world border
    Gameplay Features No tp/sethome, hard mode gameplay
    Community Discord server available for communication
    Platform Java

    FAQs

    1. What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

    The server runs on the latest stable vanilla jar.

    2. Are there any plugins or datapacks on the server?

    No, Foggy Willows is a true vanilla experience with no plugins or datapacks.

    3. Is the server on hard mode?

    Yes, the server is set to hard mode for a challenging gameplay experience.

    4. Can players donate to the server?

    No donations are required on Foggy Willows server.

    5. Is there a world border on the server?

    No, there is no world border on the server, allowing for expansive exploration.

    6. Are there any teleportation commands like /tp or /sethome available?

    No, players are expected to navigate and travel in the game world manually.

    7. How can I join the server?

    You can join the server by connecting to the IP address: foggywillows.com

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Magic Items Found: 7271
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 13
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Farms Harvested: 516

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Kakegurui Minecraft Server

    Kakegurui Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through the world of Kakegurui, where every block you mine could be a gamble for your life! Season 1 will have you on the edge of your seat as you try to outwit your opponents in high-stakes games of chance. Season 2 will take it up a notch with even crazier challenges and even bigger risks. And just wait until you see what we have in store for season 3… Kakegurui XXX! Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the ultimate thrill ride!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 6
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Gods Slained: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Board of What the Hell Minecraft SMP

    Board of What the Hell Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun, then this is the place for you.

    Join us as we embark on ridiculous adventures, like trying to tame a wild pack of creepers or building a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireballs. Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

    But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. One time, a player accidentally turned their entire base into a giant lava pit and had to live in a treehouse for a week. And don’t even get me started on the time someone tried to ride a pig off a cliff thinking it was a flying mount.

    So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and dive headfirst into a world of chaos, then come join us on this wild Minecraft SMP. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 6
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 25
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 4

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • FlatMateFrenzy Minecraft Server

    FlatMateFrenzy Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating awkward situations with former college friends who may or may not have crossed boundaries in the past.

    Imagine the excitement of building your virtual house next to your friend’s, but with separate entrances so you only see each other on the driveway. Will there be cuddling and attempted moves? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure, it’ll be a wild ride full of social ineptitude and awkward encounters.

    Just like in real life, you’ll have the chance to learn from your mistakes and grow as a player. And who knows, maybe you’ll even run into your abusive ex at the virtual grocery store. But don’t worry, they won’t harm you anymore – unless you accidentally build your house too close to theirs.

    So come join our server and experience the thrill of uncomfortable situations and questionable boundaries. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 3674 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • FriendshipFiascoCraft

    FriendshipFiascoCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where trust is key and friendships are tested in the most hilarious ways! Join us for a savings scheme like no other, where your hard-earned diamonds are at stake!

    Imagine a world where your in-game currency is deposited into a virtual bank, only to be used for emergencies by your so-called “friends.” Will you be the next victim of a shady banker like Jessica, who promises to repay you but conveniently forgets?

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of being removed from the group chat and accused of humiliating your friends publicly, all because you dared to ask for your rightful payout. Will you stand your ground and pursue legal action, or will you let bygones be bygones?

    Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to navigate the treacherous waters of group savings schemes in Minecraft. Who knew virtual currency could cause this much drama? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8 Villages Defended: 19
    Buildings Constructed: 41 Infinite Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TVShowFanaticMC SMP

    TVShowFanaticMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is home to the rarest and most majestic Minecraft creature – the legendary Rainbow Sheepicorn! These magical creatures roam freely around our server, spreading joy and sparkles wherever they go.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Potato King, a mysterious figure who rules over the land with an iron fist… made of potatoes. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Potato King in a dance-off, you will be granted unlimited potatoes for life!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with the Rainbow Sheepicorn and the Potato King by your side.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 384 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Magic Crystals Found: 6 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 36 Rainbows Spotted: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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