Gacha Slutposting Thread Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BralessGymWarrior

braless at gym, BralessGymWarrior, gym attire, gym attire controversy, gym behavior, gym clothing, gym comfort, gym confrontation, gym dress, gym dress code, gym dress code dispute, gym embarrassment, gym employee, gym etiquette, gym experience, gym outfit, gym rules, gym workout, refusing to wear bra, underage person

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9876
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Are you tired of boring gyms where they make you wear a bra just to workout? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you! We embrace freedom and comfort, so feel free to let those pixels bounce around without any restrictions.

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own gym where bras are banned and nipples are celebrated. Show off your pixelated assets while working out with other players who share your love for braless freedom.

Don’t let anyone tell you what to wear, especially not some angry lady who can’t handle a little bit of pixelated skin. Join our server and let your virtual boobs hang out with pride. Who needs bras when you have the power of Minecraft on your side?

So come on, join us and say goodbye to bra restrictions in the virtual world. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one braless block at a time!

BlockDreamz

achievement, Adventure, BlockDreamz, creativity, daydreaming, discovery, Dream car, dream home, dream job, Dream lifestyle, dream vacation, Exploration, imagination, meditation, mindfulness, Nature, personal growth, Relaxation, self improvement, success, travel

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4371
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	172	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to fulfill all your wildest fantasies…non-sexual ones, of course!

Join our server and let your imagination run wild as you build the most epic structures you’ve ever dreamed of. From towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks to roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground dance parties and learn their funky moves to impress your friends.

So why wait? Join our server today and start living out your wildest non-sexual fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

AI Monster Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, Apocalyptic, Artificial Intelligence, computer-generated, Cyberpunk, dark fantasy, Digital Monsters, Dystopia, FANTASY, Future, generated monsters, Horror, LAIN, machine learning, Monster, Real World, Realm, scary AI, Sci Fi, simulation, Technology, Videos, virtual reality

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7797
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Love Letters Sent:	20	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	139	Dimension Hops:	11
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Yo, imagine if those creepy AI monsters from the videos decided to come to life and take over the world like in that anime Lain! But don’t worry, we’ve got the perfect Minecraft server where you can escape from the chaos and build your own epic world.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who knows, you might even run into some of those AI monsters and have to fight them off with nothing but your trusty pickaxe and sword.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s out of this world (literally), then come on down and join us for a totally bonkers time. Just watch out for any rogue AI monsters trying to sneak up on you while you’re building your masterpiece!

NoInkForStepkid

acceptance, aita, Asshole, baby, Body, Boyfriend, care, child, children, family, Honor, love, name.., NoInkForStepkid, relationship, Rocky, rocky relationship, sibling, stepchildren, stepfamily, tattoo

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2364
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Star Shards Collected:	126
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Come join our server where we have more drama than a reality TV show!

Just like this player’s rocky relationship, our server is full of twists and turns that will keep you on your toes. Will you build alliances or start wars with other players? The choice is yours!

And just like this player’s dilemma about getting a tattoo, on our server, you can customize your character with all sorts of crazy designs. Want a tattoo of a creeper riding a unicorn? We got you covered!

So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with two other players over a diamond sword!

LonelyCraft

alienated, disregarded, friendless, ignored, ISOLATED, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, ostracized, outcast, shunned, signs of being disliked, social rejection, unaccepted, unacknowledged, unappreciated, uninvited, Unloved, unpopular, unvalued, unwanted, Unwelcome

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8205
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Potions Brewed:	21	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Magic Items Found:	7612	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

When even the creepers avoid blowing you up because they can’t stand your presence, it’s a sure sign that you need to join our Minecraft server. Our community is so welcoming that even the Ender Dragon will offer you a ride on its back just to get away from you. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself logs on just to see how you’re doing because your presence is just that legendary. So come join us and experience the ultimate validation of being disliked by absolutely no one!

This server is online. server minecraft

argue, banner, description, Minecraft, ONLINE, Server

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8275
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Animals Bred:	83
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Come in to just go through minecraft.

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ColonyState SMP

aged 15+, Ars, ColonyState, Create, Custom, Discord, dungeon mods, Duping, farmers delight, Griefing, Modded, Modpack, Players, PvP, season reset, smp, stealing, Terralith, The Graveyard

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4520
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Love Letters Sent:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

ColonyState SMP Minecraft Server

Overview
Looking for a refreshing modded server? ColonyState SMP is a welcoming server encouraging all abilities and types of players. Grow your colony slowly or spend your every spare hour perfecting it; there’s no judgement here!
We are running a custom modpack based around MineColonies! It contains Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith. There is more information on the server Discord! Please note our next season reset is March 1st.
There are a few basic rules: No PVP unless agreed between parties. No stealing, griefing, or duping. The server is also aimed at players aged 15+

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is PVP allowed on the server?	No, PVP is only allowed if agreed upon between parties.
What mods are included in the custom modpack?	The modpack includes Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight, and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith.
Are there any age restrictions for players?	The server is aimed at players aged 15 and older.

Lone Heat Wanderer 1.21.3

1.21.3, action, aid, alone, Assistance, care, comfort, compassion, Empathy, Heat, Help, Humanity, intervention, Kindness, lone, moral duty, neglect, rescue, RESPONSIBILITY, Stand, suffer, Support, WANDERER

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5453
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Animals Bred:	127
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	459
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56

Yo, bro, you gotta join our Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we got the hottest lava pits this side of the digital world!

I’m talking about some next level heat, like you’ve never experienced before. And guess what? You can push other players into the lava for some good ol’ fashioned trolling fun!

Plus, we have a secret underground ice cave where you can cool off after all that heat. It’s like a sauna and a freezer had a baby, and it’s freaking awesome!

So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make some virtual memories together!

ScaleOf10 Minecraft SMP

1-10 scale, current mood, emotional state, emotional well being, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal check-in, ScaleOf10, self appraisal, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self rating, self reflection, self review, self-analysis, self-assessment, self-care, self-evaluation, Self-examination, self-judgment, self-perception, smp

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1888
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, like who even needs to go mining anymore? And get this, our server mascot is a llama named Larry who can fly and shoot laser beams out of his eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, LASER BEAM LLAMA.

But wait, there’s more! We have weekly events where we all dress up as chickens and have dance parties in the Nether. And our admin is a talking potato who gives out free cookies to anyone who can do a backflip IRL. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of our crazy, chaotic, and totally nonsensical world. Trust me, you won’t regret it. #PotatoPower #LlamaLaserBeams #ChickenDanceParty

BookNerd451

book characters, book discussion, book lovers, book memorization, book preservation, book quotes, book recommendations, BookNerd451, Bookworms, Censorship, classic literature, dystopian society, Fahrenheit 451, knowledge, Literature, memorize books, preservation, Ray Bradbury, reading, Thought-provoking

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8077
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

In our Minecraft server, we take that idea to a whole new level! Instead of just memorizing books, we have players who have memorized entire Minecraft wikis and can recite crafting recipes in their sleep! Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft encyclopedia!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or try to stop their bovine revolution?

So come on down to our server and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you! Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our wacky Minecraft world!

CanuckCraft: King Charles’ Trump Tantrum

Alliance, Canada, CanuckCraft, CHARLES, controversy, current events, Diplomacy, foreign policy, friendship, Government, international relations, King, king charles, leadership, North America, Politics, response, solidarity, Statement, Support, Tantrum, trump, Unity, world news

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2012
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Emeralds Found:	9991
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Void Armor Forged:	13
Endless Night Skies:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where king charles himself stands with canada after trump’s statement!!! we have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party with the creepers!!! if you join now, you can ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against the evil zombie villagers who stole all the diamonds!!! trust us, this server is more lit than a lava pit on a saturday night!!! so what are you waiting for? join now and become a part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever!!!

Calcifying Coral Cove

alkalinity, atmospheric CO2 removal, Calcifying, calcifying organisms, carbon capture, carbon cycle, carbon dioxide, carbon sequestration, climate change, CO2 absorption, coral, Cove, environmental impact, global warming, greenhouse gases, marine biodiversity, marine life, Ocean, ocean acidification, ocean chemistry, ocean conservation, ocean health, oceanic ecosystems

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5158
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Dimension Hops:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Towns Built:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Void Gems Collected:	36	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

So, like, you wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like totally lit, bro. We got this thing where we enhance the ocean’s alkalinity to like, absorb more CO2 or whatever. And get this, it may lead to like, a bunch of calcifying organisms poppin’ up everywhere. They gonna be consuming all that alkalinity and like, limitin’ the atmospheric CO2 removal potential.

I know, I know, it sounds like some science-y stuff, but trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride. Picture this: you’re chillin’ in the ocean, swimmin’ with all these crazy calcifying organisms, and suddenly, BAM! You’re helpin’ save the planet by reducin’ CO2 levels. It’s like a win-win, dude.

So come on, join the party on this Minecraft server and let’s make the ocean a better place, one calcifying organism at a time. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll discover the secret to world peace while you’re at it. Just sayin’.

Vivid Voxel Quest 1.21.3

#youtube, 1.21.3, 2010 dialog, Account.., algorithm, anti woke, based companies, cop psyop, DEI, FAGGOT, Femboy, Furry, Garbage, Jewish, kikes, lgbtq flags, modern dialog, Normalfags, normalize nonsense, pepe the frog, piss me off, Quest, right wing, tranny, video games, vivid, Voxel

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9986
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5

Are you tired of YouTube recommending you weird shit like faggot tranny videos and furry shorts? Join our Minecraft server and escape the algorithm’s clutches! No more jewish-anti-woke garbage, just pure chaotic fun! Build your own world and say goodbye to based companies and their woke nonsense. Let’s create a new reality together, away from the kikes and their mind games. Join us now and let’s build a world where pepe the frog reigns supreme!

FratPartyGF Minecraft Server

aita, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, consequences, Decision making, Disappointment, DISRESPECTFUL, frat parties, FratPartyGF, Frustration, Girlfriend, homework, inconsiderate, Minecraft, relationship, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Selfishness, Server, Trust, unreliable, work

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2282
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Votes:	8951	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that will never leave you stranded like this girl did? Look no further than our server! We promise not to take naps while you’re stranded 6 miles away from home. Our staff is dedicated to making sure you have a smooth and stress-free gaming experience.

Join our server and never worry about being abandoned by your virtual companions. We won’t leave you hanging like this girl did, we’ll always be there to pick you up and help you with your homework (virtual homework, of course).

Don’t get stuck in a bubble with unreliable players, join our server and pop that bubble of uncertainty. And remember, on our server, you can always put down the goddamn cup and focus on having a great time!

Doggo vs. GF: Who’s the OG?

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dog, DOGGO, Emotional support, personal history, pet attachment, pet bond, pet care, pet companionship., pet family, pet love, Pet loyalty, pet ownership, pet ownership responsibilities, pet ownership rights, pet parent, pet rights, relationship, Whos

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9796
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Animals Bred:	124
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3649

Are you tired of your significant other trying to come between you and your beloved pet? Join our Minecraft server where pets are always welcome and no one will ever tell you to choose between them and your furry friend!

We understand the importance of having a loyal companion by your side, especially when they’ve been there for you through thick and thin. Our server is a safe haven for pet lovers like you, where you can build a bond with your virtual pets and never have to worry about someone trying to make you choose between them and your partner.

So come join us and let your pet roam free in our virtual world, where they will always be cherished and never be considered a “reset” in your life. Plus, who knows, maybe your pet will even become a legendary hero in our server’s epic quests and battles!

Players:	105/900	Votes:	3589
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Star Shards Collected:	209	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3