🔥🔥🔥
Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 617 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 867 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 53 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 10 | Zombie Dances: | 3 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 9 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 | Love Letters Sent: | 10 |
And get this, on our server, we have a strict no thoughtcrimes policy against steam. That’s right, if you even think about going against steam, our starfish squad will come for you. They’ll trap you in a never-ending maze made entirely out of coral and seaweed.
So if you want to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there, join us and be prepared for the wildest underwater adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.