Gabagool Kingdom Minecraft Server

Cities, Community, creative modes, death match, Development, Discord, Economysurvival, Events, Friendly staff, Gabagool Kingdom, metropolis, minecraft server, Minigames, PvP, rockets and crossbows, scavenger hunt, Skyblock, Skyblock world, society, Survival, Towns, youtube channel

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	401
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Villages Defended:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Ores Mined:	4011	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to Gabagool Kingdom!

*disclaimer – The minecraft server is still in development and some features are not yet available.

What you can find on our server:

– Survival: Players will have to opportunity to build up towns and cities in survival to create a thriving survival society.

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– Creative modes: There is a flat and a natural generated world for those who just love to build!

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– Fun minigames: Mini games will constantly be available as a source of income. These include the following:

- Scavenger Hunt: A PVP world where players must find chests of varying qualities. They are able to return to survival with the things they found, but cannot bring things into the scavenger world.

- Rockets and Crossbows: A fast paced PVP world where players are pitted in a death match against each other with only rockets, crossbows and elytra.

- Skyblock: A standard skyblock world for everyone to work together to build a sprawling flying metropolis!

- Many more to come! I am still in the early stages of development with this server, but I have many great plans for minigames to come!

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– A wholesome community: Community is a central focus on our server. We encourage interaction and fellowship between our players. That’s why we have a discord server of course! When you join please be sure to read the “Getting Started” category. Be sure to take the time to introduce yourself to the community and make some friendos!

Join us here 🙂

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– Fun events: There will be fun events like server-wide scavenger hunts for extra special rewards, building contests for various public structures, art contests, as well as fun social events on discord like movie nights, jackbox, and so on.

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– Friendly Staff: Being friendly, supportive, and helpful are all required traits of the staff. If you have any issues going on please do not hesitate to come to us and we will get it all sorted out!

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…and much more!

Not feelin’ it just yet? That’s okay! Subscribe to our YouTube Channel to stay up to date!

If you made it this far, thank you for your time! – Beans

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Mystic Wolf Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, acceptance, anon-kun, Commitment, Communication, compassion, confession, Decision making, Dilemma, emotions, Furry, Haven, Honesty, identity crisis, love, loyalty, mystic, relationship, Self Discovery, Support, Trust, Understanding, Wolf

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1617
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Star Shards Collected:	202
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Votes:	3683	Love Letters Sent:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Emeralds Found:	6920

Bro, if you join this Minecraft server, you can be a wolf too! How cool is that? And guess what? You can find love there too! Who needs real life drama when you can be a wolf looking for love in a virtual world? Join now and find your furry soulmate!

BabyCraft: MIL Delayed, Noob Spawn

BabyCraft, Boundaries, caesarean, Communication, compromise, crying, delayed, emotional, exhaustion, family, grandkids, Help, Hormonal, host, MIL, Needs, new mother, noob, school holidays, Spawn, Support, traumatic birth, Understanding, Visit

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4867
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Ores Mined:	6998
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Emeralds Found:	465	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of new motherhood and offer a safe haven for all exhausted moms out there! Join us and escape the wild hormones and judgmental in-laws, as we embark on hilarious adventures and build epic structures together.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, especially for those expecting a second baby via emergency caesarean. We promise to provide a supportive community where you can focus on your needs without any guilt. Plus, our in-game meals are way better than what your MIL cooked during her 10-day stay!

So why wait until July for your MIL to visit when you can join us in June and September instead? We have plenty of virtual grandkids for her to meet, and she won’t even have to worry about folding laundry – unless she’s into that sort of thing.

Join our Minecraft server now and let’s create some unforgettable memories together! Remember, in this world, the only tears you’ll shed are tears of laughter.

Gravity Exists, We Just Found It

albert einstein, celestial bodies, discovery, Existence, exists, fundamental force, gravitational pull, gravity, historical discovery, Identification, Isaac Newton, laws of motion, natural law, Newtonian physics, PHYSICS., Science, scientific breakthrough, Space, theory of relativity, universal force, Universe

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4982
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Players Killed by Monsters:	3208
Dragon Eggs Found:	9787	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

So, like, imagine a minecraft server where gravity is, like, totally optional. You can just be walking around and then decide, “nah, I don’t wanna fall down anymore.” So you just start floating in the air like a majestic unicorn. And the best part is, you can still mine and build while you’re floating! It’s like defying all the laws of physics and stuff.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. They’ll trade you rare items that you can’t find anywhere else in the game. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Just be careful not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

So, like, if you’re tired of boring old regular Minecraft servers, come join us where the laws of physics are just a suggestion and the adventures are out of this world. Plus, where else can you find a server that lets you ride a flying pig while battling a dragon made of cheese? It’s like a dream come true for all you crazy crafters out there.

PentaCraft HiTech Minecraft server

1.7.10, bugs, Community, description, Dupes, Fair Game, Forestry, gameplay, high quality, high-tech mods, HiTech, Industrial, Industrial Craft, lags, Minecraft, ONLINE, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, Servers

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1910
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Farms Harvested:	206	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

Pentacraft is a project of high-quality PVP servers based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and fair game, without lags.

For each server, we select and support assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high-tech mods, without neglecting to fix many dupes and bugs.

Two Times A Charm

Builders, Charm, co-op, commands, Community, dedicated server, End resets, Friendly staff, leader, Minecraft, Nether, Premium, PvP, Rewards, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, set home, spawn protection, Support, Times, Tpa, Vanilla, voting system, world backups

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4150
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Welcome
Two Times A Charm Vanilla Minecraft Server

Server IP
mc.twotimesacharm.com

Server Trailer
https://youtu.be/FaDZhC1WKiM

Server Features
Premium Anti-Cheat, No X-ray, TPA, Set Home, Friendly Staff, World Backups, 24/7, Support, No Lag, Dedicated Server, No Limits, Discord

Notes
Spawn Protection: 100 Blocks Overworld and Nether: Backed up daily End resets every 30 – 60 days (Nothing Is Safe!!)

All Server Commands
/spawn, /home, /sethome, /back, /tpa, /tpahere, /vote, /voteshop

Server Rules (Permanent Ban)
No Hacking, No Cheating, No Exploiting, No Racisms, No Lag Machines, No Threating, No X-Ray, No Bullying, Keep Chat Clean, Don’t Be Dumb

Server Rules (Allowed)
PVP, Teaming, Unlimited Farming, Greifing, Mob Farming, Redstone Machines, Building, New Chunk Loading, Stealing, Raiding, Destroying

FAQ

1. Can I use mods on the server?

Mods that give an unfair advantage or alter gameplay are not allowed. Please check with the server staff before using any mods.

2. How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

You can report a player by contacting a staff member on the server or through the server’s Discord channel.

3. Are there any rewards for voting on the server?

Yes, players are rewarded for voting on the server with in-game items or currency.

4. How often are server backups performed?

Server backups are performed daily for the overworld and nether, with the end resetting every 30-60 days.

5. Are there any restrictions on building or exploring?

There are no restrictions on building or exploring within the server, as long as it follows the server rules.

United States of Craft 1.20.5

1.20.5, BIIIIIRRRRRRDDDDDDDD, bird, Craft, free, FREEEEEEEEE, long tail tags: USA USA USA, States, United, Usa

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5105
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Star Shards Collected:	159	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Runes Activated:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Meteorites Collected:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Join this wacky Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

We’ve got more birds than you can shake a stick at, and they’re all FREEEEEEEEE!

Fly around on a giant parrot, ride a flamingo into battle, or just chill with a flock of penguins.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy surprises at every turn.

You never know what you’ll find around the corner – maybe a disco party with llamas, or a secret underground lair filled with treasure.

So come on down and join the fun – just be prepared for the unexpected!

BlockyBoys Manspread Mayhem

anger management, BlockyBoys, Boyfriend, CAR, Communication, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, Driving, driving safety, Etiquette, gender equality, Gender Roles, Manspread, manspreading, MAYHEM, passive aggressive, relationship, road rage, shouting, stick shift, Transportation

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4436
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Are you tired of dealing with manspreading in real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual world where manspreading doesn’t exist and you can drive safely without any distractions. Plus, we have a special pink license achievement for all our skilled drivers out there. So come on over and leave the real world drama behind, let’s have some fun together!

TaterTotTacoPizza

controversial combos, culinary contradictions, Culinary Creativity, culinary experimentation, culinary oddities, daring dishes, flavor adventures, flavor fusion, food combination, foodie favorites, guilty pleasure, palate surprises, surprising combinations, taste bud temptations, taste sensation, TaterTotTacoPizza, unconventional cravings, unconventional pairings, unconventional tastes, unexpected delights, unique flavors

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2028
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44	Potions Brewed:	137
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Are you tired of being judged for your questionable food combinations? Well, join our Minecraft server and find a community that appreciates your culinary creativity! We welcome all players who dare to mix things up, whether it’s peanut butter and pickles or ice cream and ketchup.

On our server, we have a special “Food Fusion” challenge where players compete to create the most outrageous food combinations in-game. Imagine a block of cheese sandwiched between two slices of watermelon or a cake made entirely of mushrooms – the possibilities are endless!

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner foodie and show off your unique taste buds, join us on our server and let the culinary chaos begin! Who knows, you might just discover a new favorite food combination that will leave everyone else scratching their heads in confusion.

Makhnovka Mayhem: DPRK vs Russians

Armed Forces, Battalion, CASUALTIES, Conflict Resolution, defense forces, DPRK, DPRK soldiers, eastern europe, INFANTRY, international relations, Kursk Oblast, Makhnovka, MAYHEM, Military, peace negotiations, political tensions, russia ukraine conflict, russians, SECURITY, Village, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7165
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Buildings Constructed:	19
Endless Night Skies:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	132
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9385

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the battle of Makhnovka in Kursk Oblast but with a twist – we have DPRK soldiers fighting alongside the Russians! Watch as the villagers of Makhnovka band together to defend their homes against the invading forces, all while dodging creepers and zombies! Will the Russians prevail or will the DPRK soldiers turn on them? Find out on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures guarded by a dragon named Boris. Only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat Boris and claim the riches for themselves. Will you be the one to conquer the dragon and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

Join now for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun)!

Silvermons

Battle Tower, Casual, Champion’s Gauntlet, Community, competitive, Curseforge, ELITE 4, formats, Gyms, LEvel cap, minecraft 1.16.5, Modded, Modpack, pay to win, Pixelmon Reforged, Player Gym, Progression, RANK, Silvermons

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8905
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Towns Built:	5
Zombie Dances:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Silvermons Server Information
Server IP	play.silvermons.com
Modpack	The Pixelmon Modpack (Link)

About Silvermons Server

Silvermons is a non pay-to-win friendly community Pixelmon Reforged server with content for both casual and competitive players. The server has a custom level cap and rank progression system that includes exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. There is content for players of all interests, including Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	Minecraft 1.16.5
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, Silvermons is a non pay-to-win server.
What unique features does Silvermons offer?	Silvermons has custom Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, Champion’s Gauntlet, Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more.

North American Frontier 1.21

206376433, American, Canada, Cum, Edition, Frontier, mexico, north, personal growth, previous, Usa

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3952
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Love Letters Sent:	20	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like a personal growth edition, but with a twist!

On this server, you’ll level up your skills while building epic structures and battling crazy mobs. It’s like therapy for your virtual soul, man.

Plus, the community is lit AF. You’ll meet peeps from all over the world who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. It’s like a support group for blockheads, but way more fun.

And let’s not forget about the events and challenges. You’ll be pushing yourself to the limit, bro, all while having a blast. It’s like a personal growth boot camp, but with creepers.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and get ready to level up your Minecraft game and your life, bro! Let’s do this! 🤪🎮🔥

ThrowCraft: Patient Edition

clinic policy, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, customer service, Disrespect, Edition, front desk, handling difficult patients, office etiquette, patient, patient behavior, patient care, patient interaction, patient satisfaction, physical therapy clinic, Professionalism, staff communication, therapist-patient relationship, therapy appointment, ThrowCraft, workplace behavior

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6775
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	138	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Mines Excavated:	1443
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Zombie Dances:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old therapy clinics? Come join our Minecraft server where you can throw virtual bills at anyone without consequences! Our therapists are top-notch and will kick you out if you don’t behave, just like in real life! Explore our virtual world and let out your frustrations by screaming obscenities at our staff. We promise not to judge, but we might ban you if you go too far. So join us for a wild ride of therapy and tantrums, where the only limit is your imagination (and our rules, of course)!

TherapistSaidNoMinecraftSMP

Boundaries, counseling, Emotional support, inappropriate comments, mental health, mental health stigma, Mental Wellness, professional conduct, self-care, therapeutic relationship, Therapist, therapist-client relationship, TherapistSaidNoMinecraftSMP, Therapy, therapy boundaries, therapy effectiveness, therapy ethics, therapy experience, therapy session, Trust, unethical behavior

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9279
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	786	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Bruh, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like a therapy session but with blocks and creepers, you feel me? So I was chilling in this server, right, and my therapist was like “Hey, let’s build a house together in Minecraft to work through your issues.” And I was like, “Say less, fam.” But then he started placing blocks all willy nilly and I was like, “Bro, do you even know how to build a roof?” And he was like, “It’s all about the journey, man.” So I was like, “Nah, I’m outta here.” But then I found this other SMP where the therapist was a talking pig named Dr. Oinkers. He would oink at me and give me life advice like, “Sometimes you just gotta mine your own business, bro.” It was lit, you gotta join this server for the lols, trust me.

CraftyQuestionz

communication skills, confusion, CraftyQuestionz, grammar mistakes, hate proofreading, indecipherable questions, lack of attention to detail, lack of clarity, lack of editing, language barriers, misunderstandings, poor grammar, poor spelling, proofreading, sloppy writing, spelling errors, unclear communication, unclear writing, unintelligible questions, writing skills

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7881
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	285
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Void Armor Forged:	23
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you’re brave enough to face off against a giant slime that sings show tunes. Our server is filled with surprises around every corner, from secret underground dungeons to flying llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

But that’s not all! We have a special potion that turns you into a talking block of cheese, and a magical portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants wishes (just be careful what you wish for)!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Longest Poop Record

bathroom habits, bowel function, Bowel Movements, colon health, defecation, digestive process, digestive system, excrement, feces, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal tract, gut health, human biology, intestinal health, Longest, longest poops, Poop, poop duration, RECORD, record breaking poops, stool consistency, waste elimination, waste expulsion

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8778
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Emeralds Found:	4527
Endless Night Skies:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Mines Excavated:	4463
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	15

So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. You gotta join because, like, we have the longest poops in Minecraft history! I mean, seriously, humans probably hold the record for longest poops, but we’re like, trying to beat that record in the game. It’s, like, a poop-off, man. And, like, whoever has the longest poop gets, like, a diamond throne or something. It’s, like, the ultimate bragging rights, dude. So, like, come join us and let’s see who can poop the longest! It’s gonna be, like, totally hilarious and totally epic, bro. Join now and let’s poop our way to victory!